Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2025 marks 21 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

[shinboner magic]

 

[giantroo]

Tom Morris just said Zach Merrett is that determined to get out of Essendon, he’s set to not attend the Bombers B&F on October 2nd despite being favourite to win his 6th Crichton Medal.

 

[Tas]

Give us your first rounder and its a deal.

You can have our first rounder, just have to prize it out of Richmond's hands. Gonzo traded it last draft for some magic beans.

 

[kanga kanga kanga]

pretty dumb strategy to talk shit about him in the media if you want him to stay

 

[krakouers]

pretty dumb strategy to talk shit about him in the media if you want him to stay

Pssst… let them keep doing it

 

[giantroo]

 

[shinboner magic]

Is this on their website

 

[chubbspeterson]

Both Martin and Merrett not too thrilled. Not sure how he can walk back in as captain.

 

[The Talent Scout]

I always Despised the Hawks but after recent events I think I’m developing a soft spot for them.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend !

Oh Rooscals, ............

 

[chubbspeterson]

Pssst… let them keep doing it

Yes. Just enjoy the show. It hasn't even gone Jimmy Butler Timberwolves or Miami Heat level yet.
I'm intrigued to see how far Merrett is willing to go to force a trade.

 

[Waynesworld]

 

[Gasometer]

 

[boncer34]

Have you ever been to a B&F? 3 hours of some boring bloke as MC who thinks he's Robin Williams, served dry chicken or rubbery steak while you suck down expensive wine that's actually some homeless guys piss with a label slapped on it.

No wonder Zach's skipping.

 

[shinboner magic]

Have you ever been to a B&F? 3 hours of some boring bloke as MC who thinks he's Robin Williams, served dry chicken or rubbery steak while you suck down expensive wine that's actually some homeless guys piss with a label slapped on it.

No wonder Zach's skipping.

Didn’t know Bard Scotts was your MC

 

[shinboner magic]

 

[shinboner magic]

 

[Ashley B]

What’s going on at that Club !! Someone did mention something to me a few weeks back about the Bomber Captain but I didn’t think it would happen this yr.

 

[Outtatym]

Stringer is still the biggest tosser in the comp though

 

[Disco Dew]

Stringer is still the biggest tosser in the comp though

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Stringer is still the biggest tosser in the comp though

True, but it's still funny as ****.

Laverde's partner and ex Bomber Hind in the comments too. They all must hate Brad.

 

[kanga kanga kanga]

the essendon fans are genuinely blaming zach

 

[Tas]

pretty dumb strategy to talk shit about him in the media if you want him to stay

I'm more of a chance to line up for Essendon next year than Merrett is.

 

[Rod Stroker]

gee that would be piss funny. he's going to win it by a mile but won't be there to collect it. what an embarrassment. Looks like it could be a first

 

[archereleven]

Let me get this straight...

Is Merrett leaving because -

• * is a shit club
• Merrett hates Bard
• His mum is next on the menu?

Plenty going on at the Hangar

 

[Rod Stroker]

Giants would be stupid to waste capital on him, they've already got Callaghan and Tom Green who play similar roles and are A-grade guns