Unofficial Preview 2025 Hawk's Hypothetical Trade Discussion...now with added DFA spitballing!

[Strapping Young Lad]

This thread is becoming increasingly popular, and to keep some sort of order, we will have some….

Rules of engagement:

1. Bring valid news or links to Twitter posts from notable sources. Don’t post screenshots or “some bloke just said on SEN” or what some “trade whisperer” has posted on a Facebook page.

2. Ignore what other team boards are putting up as trade offers. Don’t quote or bring them here either.

3. Don’t post “buckle up” for the lols.

4. If you can’t say anything nice about Worpel or CJ, don’t say anything at all. The continued slaps and backhanders are just going to be deleted.

 

[TheFourPillars]

415 minutes till Zac Merrett is a hawk

 

[BuddwaGOAT]

I'd reject that CJ offer.

It’s not far off but yep, can get a bit more out of them.

 

[hfc70]

True story.

[PLAYERCARD]Josh Jenkins[/PLAYERCARD]’ parents deliberately called him Josh , so he would be called JJ , so he could remember his name.

 

[SSSSSS]

True story.

Josh Jenkins’ parents deliberately called him Josh , so he would be called JJ , so he could remember his name.

Quite possibly the most intelligent thing to come from the Jenkin's family.

 

[grumbleguts]

And Essendon has said they won't trade Merrett. Can't have it both ways. Means little really.

Not saying we will or won't trade him however.

Clear divide between ITKs on this.

Um... Merrett wants out. See the differecne?

 

[TazHawk15]

flipping moron

Someone has hit this imbecile on the head one too many times.

 

[killerspud]

Turning CJ into Florent is clever...giving sticks Ryan into Chol. (only 11 months between the two)

who the **** is sticks Ryan? you want to get rid of chol?

man we got sime dumb supporters

 

[Hawksboy72]

Crimmins, nicknamed The Little Fella?

A cheeky bastard who always had a smile and always made everyone laugh?

Out of the 4, surely that is Watson?

Crimmos nickname was Megsy

 

[TazHawk15]

True story.

Josh Jenkins’ parents deliberately called him Josh , so he would be called JJ , so he could remember his name.

I deliberately call him as dumb as dog shit, that’s how I remember him.

Damn it I am on my lunch break and find myself in here again

 

[HeHateMe]

Cool we know there price now write 42 value into a pick swap.

 

[daniel23]

[PLAYERCARD]Josh jenkins[/PLAYERCARD] is literally proof you can achieve anything n your life if he can mange to be a major voice in trade period.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

What value did you add to the thread with this post, Ned?

Same amount as you did with this post I'd say.

 

[hawkinoz]

who the **** is sticks Ryan? you want to get rid of chol?

man we got sime dumb supporters

We traded Brendan Ryan who was a stick figure for picks and Gunners and used the picks for Chol is the point being made.

You gotta know your Hawks history mate before going off the handle.

I would have seconded your last line for other issues, the last being the undervaluing of our players when we have seen worser player going for higher picks. WTF is Tylar Young and why does he go for pick 38 or McVee for 23. Many such cases and still I would say half our fans undervalue our own while other half bemoans at outsiders undervaluing our list.

 

[MercurialHawk26]

who the **** is sticks Ryan? you want to get rid of chol?

man we got sime dumb supporters

Not sure if being sarcastic?

The comment is we turned Ryan into chol which was a smart move, and that turning cj into Florent

Maybe we don't call people dumb too quickly

 

[Ned Ryerson]

who the **** is sticks Ryan? you want to get rid of chol?

man we got sime dumb supporters

Honestly my sincere thanks for replacing me not being able to do basic maths yesterday as the biggest blunder in this thread so far.

Also 'sime dumb supporters' is just * chef's kiss *

 

[Yardie]

Amazing isn’t it. Everything Hawthorn has is worth nothing according to the media.

CJ is a proven finals player unlike Merrett.....

 

[indianhawks]

Is there anyone other than Merrett that we may get in the trade period?

 

[Sturty]

who the **** is sticks Ryan? you want to get rid of chol?

man we got sime dumb supporters

 

[The Raging Potato]

Someone has hit this imbecile on the head one too many times.

Don't knock Josh my friend, he is a medical miracle - the world's first surviving brain donor.

 

[I got the outside word]

Is there anyone other than Merrett that we may get in the trade period?

Well, I couldn’t Bear to get your hopes up on this Hump day so I won’t mention any names.

 

[Platten44]

The club looked out for him so he could get home to play with his brother.

And there were some nasty legal allegations that took until after he departed to be cleared

 

[TassieGrown]

Is there anyone other than Merrett that we may get in the trade period?

You might want read the previous 20 pages but just skip over the trade McKenzie/Lewis bits, that should let you skip through 18 pages rather quickly

 

[TazHawk15]

Don't knock Josh my friend, he is a medical miracle - the world's first surviving brain donor.

His brain was rejected at the earliest stages of the clinical trial.

 

[BilloHills]

Heard Mooreys name was thrown in the discussion about Humphrey

Hopefully we don’t entertain that at all. Moore is the soul of this club.

 

[5minutes_of_Dew]

who the **** is sticks Ryan? you want to get rid of chol?

man we got sime dumb supporters