Official Match Thread Season 40 Round 12: Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

Good thanks.

How did you do that? Should get philreich in here so you won't laugh at his jokes.

Yeah laughing is no good but I have tried.

I did it from having RSV I coughed in car and broke them instant pain since

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

Spreadsheets.

That sounds like a day of I’ve got nothing better to do than do that. Poor thing. Put your feet up and watch a good movie!

 

[Tonga Bob]

That sounds like a day of I’ve got nothing better to do than do that.

You'd think so, but someone is dumb enough to pay me to spreadsheet so here we are.

Poor thing.

They actually pay me quite well as it turns out, but I appreciate the concern.

Put your feet up and watch a good movie!

Once my sheets are spread for the day.

 

[Freofalcon]

Doesn’t anyone wanna tell me how their day has been?!

Just had a crunchie, maybe if my question earlier in the day wasn’t answered, may as well try a second time what’s the harm.

Telling you that I’m in absolute agony for the past month with 2 fractured ribs might help or it won’t…

Gave my new apprentice a nickname today.

Cordless.

He only works for two hours.

 

[philreich]

Good thanks.

How did you do that? Should get philreich in here so you won't laugh at his jokes.

You mean like this?

 

[Freofalcon]

You mean like this?

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Sorry Elmer_Hauser

There’s always next week.

 

[spudmaster]

Hello Roys, hello Wazzas.

We're a good chance of jumping above them on the ladder with a win this weekend boys, so lets knuckle down.

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

I’m having Chinese Takeout for dinner

 

[spudmaster]

Just had a crunchie, maybe if my question earlier in the day wasn’t answered, may as well try a second time what’s the harm.

Were they out of violet crumbles or something?

Telling you that I’m in absolute agony for the past month with 2 fractured ribs might help or it won’t…

Yeah righto Dave Hughes.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Evening/afternoon/morning Wazzas, I trust this episode of KYO finds you.

We're off this week to play the Roys, who have a gorilla as a mascot. So the superhero I'm using to describe our hosts is [checks notes] Gorilla Grodd. But for the purposes of this exercise I'll be calling him Gorilla Chudd.



Gorilla Chudd has got a bit of a King Kong thing going on in that they're both gorillas and they're both big. Not sure if Tripod have written a song featuring Chudd though, but that's beside the point.



So there was this bunch of gorillas minding their business when an alien spaceship crashed near them and gave them chudpowers. It affected one in particular like steroids affect a bodybuilder so he gets angry and wants to kill the human race. In particular he wants to fight the Flash for some reason or other. Maybe because he's slow or something and hates quick things, much like the Roys. The Flash beats him up though with the help of some friends, incuding [checks notes again because this can't be real] Charlie the Wonderdog, and he ends up being trapped inside the human body of an overweight street bum.

Gorilla Chudd then decides he needs to join a gan so becomes a part of the Secret Society of Super Villains. I don't know what happens from this point, probably because it's a secret idk. They probably get in a van and solve mysteries.

Have a good week fellas, hope we get to the f*cken monkey!​

 

[jannissary]

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Evening/afternoon/morning Wazzas, I trust this episode of KYO finds you.

We're off this week to play the Roys, who have a gorilla as a mascot. So the superhero I'm using to describe our hosts is [checks notes] Gorilla Grodd. But for the purposes of this exercise I'll be calling him Gorilla Chudd.

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Gorilla Chudd has got a bit of a King Kong thing going on in that they're both gorillas and they're both big. Not sure if Tripod have written a song featuring Chudd though, but that's beside the point.



So there was this bunch of gorillas minding their business when an alien spaceship crashed near them and gave them chudpowers. It affected one in particular like steroids affect a bodybuilder so he gets angry and wants to kill the human race. In particular he wants to fight the Flash for some reason or other. Maybe because he's slow or something and hates quick things, much like the Roys. The Flash beats him up though with the help of some friends, incuding [checks notes again because this can't be real] Charlie the Wonderdog, and he ends up being trapped inside the human body of an overweight street bum.

Gorilla Chudd then decides he needs to join a gan so becomes a part of the Secret Society of Super Villains. I don't know what happens from this point, probably because it's a secret idk. They probably get in a van and solve mysteries.

Have a good week fellas, hope we get to the f*cken monkey!​

hi Tonga Bob

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

Were they out of violet crumbles or something?


Yeah righto Dave Hughes.

Firstly I love Crunchies but also love Violet Crumbles so it’s 50/50 for me but this was in a favourites box.

And secondly, Dave Hughes is a guy and di*khead these days but still funny asf and thirdly I’m best looking lady in SFA.

 

[Tonga Bob]

hi Tonga Bob

Evening Sir. What did your students learn today?

 

[Tonga Bob]

toxic likes this

 

[jannissary]

Evening Sir. What did your students learn today?

why we have written explanations in our essays, and racism

 

[FootyGuy13]

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Evening/afternoon/morning Wazzas, I trust this episode of KYO finds you.

We're off this week to play the Roys, who have a gorilla as a mascot. So the superhero I'm using to describe our hosts is [checks notes] Gorilla Grodd. But for the purposes of this exercise I'll be calling him Gorilla Chudd.

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Gorilla Chudd has got a bit of a King Kong thing going on in that they're both gorillas and they're both big. Not sure if Tripod have written a song featuring Chudd though, but that's beside the point.



So there was this bunch of gorillas minding their business when an alien spaceship crashed near them and gave them chudpowers. It affected one in particular like steroids affect a bodybuilder so he gets angry and wants to kill the human race. In particular he wants to fight the Flash for some reason or other. Maybe because he's slow or something and hates quick things, much like the Roys. The Flash beats him up though with the help of some friends, incuding [checks notes again because this can't be real] Charlie the Wonderdog, and he ends up being trapped inside the human body of an overweight street bum.

Gorilla Chudd then decides he needs to join a gan so becomes a part of the Secret Society of Super Villains. I don't know what happens from this point, probably because it's a secret idk. They probably get in a van and solve mysteries.

Have a good week fellas, hope we get to the f*cken monkey!​

I thought we were waiting for the REAL thread?

 

[Tonga Bob]

why we have written explanations in our essays, and racism

Both valuable life lessons.

 

[The Half Back]

Tonga Bob, are we any chance of winning this week you reckon?

Also, Wosh, can you confirm that we will also be playing in the pissing rain for the 8th time this season?

 

[Tonga Bob]

I thought we were waiting for the REAL thread?

I'm assuming that Gralin will merge this in with the real one.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Tonga Bob, are we any chance of winning this week you reckon?

Also, Wosh, can you confirm that we will also be playing in the pissing rain for the 8th time this season?

Let me consult my magic 8 ball...

 

[Gralin]

I'm assuming that Gralin will merge this in with the real one.

Mega thread with the bombers?

I mean I guess if you really want that

 

[Tonga Bob]

Mega thread with the bombers?

I mean I guess if you really want that

I will ****ing kill you!

 

[Gralin]

I could take The Half Back

 

[pantskyle]

Pantskyle, my old friend. Let us drink and shitpost like the old times

This sounds like a trap.

 

[pantskyle]

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Evening/afternoon/morning Wazzas, I trust this episode of KYO finds you.

We're off this week to play the Roys, who have a gorilla as a mascot. So the superhero I'm using to describe our hosts is [checks notes] Gorilla Grodd. But for the purposes of this exercise I'll be calling him Gorilla Chudd.

View attachment 2462249

Gorilla Chudd has got a bit of a King Kong thing going on in that they're both gorillas and they're both big. Not sure if Tripod have written a song featuring Chudd though, but that's beside the point.



So there was this bunch of gorillas minding their business when an alien spaceship crashed near them and gave them chudpowers. It affected one in particular like steroids affect a bodybuilder so he gets angry and wants to kill the human race. In particular he wants to fight the Flash for some reason or other. Maybe because he's slow or something and hates quick things, much like the Roys. The Flash beats him up though with the help of some friends, incuding [checks notes again because this can't be real] Charlie the Wonderdog, and he ends up being trapped inside the human body of an overweight street bum.

Gorilla Chudd then decides he needs to join a gan so becomes a part of the Secret Society of Super Villains. I don't know what happens from this point, probably because it's a secret idk. They probably get in a van and solve mysteries.

Have a good week fellas, hope we get to the f*cken monkey!​

That's a negatory.