Official Match Thread Season 40 Round 12: Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval

[The Filth Wizard]

You thought it'd be different this time?

My heart just won't handle it and I would be the youngest Roy if I was there.

 

[Falconista]

4 : 15.33 {C} - The ball is bounced and Chezzalenko Reborn gets the tap.
4 : 15.38 {lW} - zackah has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 15.43 {lW} - zackah is crunched in a tackle by Elmer_Hauser.
4 : 15.47 {lW} - Phar Ace hits the ground running.
4 : 15.51 {lW} - Gives the ball to Chezzalenko Reborn.
4 : 15.53 {C} - Almost a throw to CM86.
4 : 15.57 {C} - CM86 is crunched in a tackle.
4 : 16.01 {C} - The ball is now with pantskyle.
4 : 16.06 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 16.08 {CHF} - Passes to Raveneyes by hand.
4 : 16.12 {CHF} - Watch out! Oh! Chezzalenko Reborn has laid Raveneyes out flat.
4 : 16.16 {CHB} - Taking the ball is 3KZ is Football.
4 : 16.2 {C} - A slick handpass goes to royboy2.
4 : 16.22 {C} - royboy2's kick is close to the boundary. In fact its over the boundary.
4 : 16.26 {C} - Now pantskyle has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 16.3 {lHFF} - Moo and Mobbs jostle for position.
4 : 16.34 {lHFF} - Mobbs claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 16.37 {rHBF} - Mobbs sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 16.4 {rHBF} - Finds Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever with a handball.
4 : 16.45 {lHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards judge judy.
4 : 16.49 {lHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 16.51 {lHBF} - judge judy assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 16.55 {rW} - He sends the ball to Elmer_Hauser.
4 : 16.59 {rW} - Elmer_Hauser takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
4 : 17.03 {rW} - Elmer_Hauser with the ball now.
4 : 17.06 {rW} - The umpire pays a soft free kick in favour of zackah.
4 : 17.1 {lW} - zackah has it.
4 : 17.13 {rW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 17.17 {rW} - FootyGuy13 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 17.22 {rW} - The bounce favours FootyGuy13 and he is off and running.
4 : 17.23 {rW} - Tries to handball one-handed! And he's been pinged.
4 : 17.28 {lW} - Phar Ace to send the ball forward.
4 : 17.32 {lW} - Open goal!.
4 : 17.36 {lW} - The kick goes behind the posts. Minor score.
Roys FFC : 18.10.118
Coney Island Warriors : 18.10.118
4 : 17.42 {FB} - Tonga Bob takes off.
4 : 17.46 {FB} - He involves Raveneyes in the play.
4 : 17.51 {FB} - Brought down by Chezzalenko Reborn.
4 : 17.53 {FF} - Mooch signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 17.57 {FF} - Frankston Rover dispossesses him with ease.
4 : 18.01 {FB} - Frankston Rover wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 18.05 {rBP} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 18.07 {rBP} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 18.12 {rFP} - Roylion with the ball now.
4 : 18.15 {rFP} - A quick handpass to royboy2.
4 : 18.19 {rFP} - royboy2 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 18.23 {rFP} - royboy2 steadies himself and has a shot ....
4 : 18.25 {rFP} - He likes it. He likes it a lot.
Roys FFC : 19.10.124
Coney Island Warriors : 18.10.118
4 : 18.3 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by Barrybran.
4 : 18.38 {C} - CM86 with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 18.4 {C} - An underground handpass to royboy2.
4 : 18.45 {C} - No-look handpass to Chezzalenko Reborn.
4 : 18.48 {lW} - He handpasses to Phar Ace.
4 : 18.52 {rHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
4 : 18.55 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes outbodies The Half Back and takes an easy mark in the end.
4 : 18.58 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 19.02 {FF} - Mooch trying to offer a lead.
4 : 19.07 {FF} - Frankston Rover drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 19.09 {FF} - Mooch wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 19.13 {FF} - But a free kick for kicking in danger.
4 : 19.17 {rBP} - spudmaster to send the ball forward.
4 : 19.21 {lHBF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 19.23 {lHBF} - But he picks out the opposition.
4 : 19.28 {rHFF} - With the ball is HinkleysHeroes.
4 : 19.31 {FF} - He rewards the Mooch lead.
4 : 19.36 {FF} - No mark taken as Mooch and Frankston Rover wrestle for position.
4 : 19.38 {FB} - Frankston Rover has possession.
4 : 19.42 {lBP} - A quick handpass to Tonga Bob.
4 : 19.46 {lBP} - Tonga Bob dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 19.5 {lBP} - Long handpass to the running Barrybran.
4 : 19.54 {lBP} - Great bump by royboy2. Barrybran has not moved.
4 : 19.57 {FF} - Mooch slowing down the play.
4 : 20 {FF} - A snap at goal ....
4 : 20.04 {FF} - Put down your glasses - its a major.
Roys FFC : 20.10.130
Coney Island Warriors : 18.10.118
4 : 20.08 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
4 : 20.15 {C} - pantskyle breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 20.19 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 20.23 {lHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Moo.
4 : 20.25 {lHFF} - Mobbs plants a foot on Moo's neck and takes a screamer.
4 : 20.3 {CHB} - 3KZ is Football looks downfield.
4 : 20.33 {rW} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 20.37 {rW} - Elmer_Hauser misjudges it and it's an easy mark to zackah.
4 : 20.4 {C} - pantskyle with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 20.44 {lHFF} - A slick handpass goes to Moo.
4 : 20.48 {lHFF} - Moo has a bounce.
4 : 20.52 {CHF} - Passes to Piggy Smalls by hand.
4 : 20.54 {lHFF} - Hands it off to Moo.
4 : 20.58 {lHFF} - Moo has a bounce.
4 : 21.02 {CHF} - Gives the ball to Piggy Smalls.
4 : 21.06 {rFP} - A kick in the general direction of Reginald Perrin.
4 : 21.1 {rFP} - Reginald Perrin marks well from the back of the pack.
4 : 21.13 {rFP} - So Reginald Perrin ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 21.17 {rFP} - windyhill gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
4 : 21.21 {FB} - killer with the ball now.
4 : 21.25 {lBP} - windyhill on the end of this.
4 : 21.27 {lBP} - Reginald Perrin applies the tackle on windyhill.
4 : 21.31 {rFP} - Nobody's checking Reginald Perrin.
4 : 21.35 {rFP} - Passes to The Filth Wizard by hand.
4 : 21.39 {rFP} - A snap at goal ....
4 : 21.42 {rFP} - Did Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever manage to get a finger to it? He did.
Roys FFC : 20.10.130
Coney Island Warriors : 18.11.119
4 : 21.5 {FB} - Reardo signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 21.53 {rHBF} - Kicks in the direction of Mobbs.
4 : 21.56 {rHBF} - Mobbs takes the mark.
4 : 22 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking Mobbs.
4 : 22.04 - <<< toxic is coming on to replace Tonga Bob >>>
4 : 22.12 {rHBF} - Mobbs signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 22.15 {rHBF} - He involves Chezzalenko Reborn in the play.
4 : 22.19 {C} - A spearing pass towards CM86.
4 : 22.23 {C} - pantskyle gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 22.27 {rW} - Nobody's checking FootyGuy13.
4 : 22.29 {rW} - No-look handpass to Barrybran.
4 : 22.33 {C} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 22.37 {C} - pantskyle can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 22.41 {C} - pantskyle looking for a lead.
4 : 22.43 {CHF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Raveneyes.
4 : 22.47 {CHF} - Gives the ball to Piggy Smalls.
4 : 22.52 {CHF} - Piggy Smalls runs into 3KZ is Football and is getting up very slowly.
4 : 22.55 {CHB} - 3KZ is Football is now off and running.
4 : 22.58 {CHB} - Almost a throw to Chezzalenko Reborn.
4 : 23.02 {CHB} - Chezzalenko Reborn bounces the ball.
4 : 23.06 {CHB} - Handpass to space. Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever runs onto it.
4 : 23.1 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to Chezzalenko Reborn.
4 : 23.12 {CHB} - Chezzalenko Reborn bounces the ball.
4 : 23.16 {rW} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Elmer_Hauser.
4 : 23.21 {rW} - Elmer_Hauser can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 23.25 {rW} - Elmer_Hauser tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 23.27 - <<< DERRINALPHIL is coming on to replace windyhill >>>
4 : 23.35 {rW} - Elmer_Hauser does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 23.38 {CHF} - JackNah_8 takes off on a lead.
4 : 23.43 {CHF} - JackNah_8 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 23.45 {CHB} - TheInjuryFactory has possession.
4 : 23.49 {lHBF} - No-look handpass to The Half Back.
4 : 23.53 {lW} - Huge handpass to The Filth Wizard. As good as a kick.
4 : 23.57 {lW} - The Filth Wizard has a bounce.
4 : 24 {rHFF} - A kick towards Smoooothy territory.
4 : 24.04 {rHFF} - Poor effort judge judy. Smoooothy takes the mark.
4 : 24.08 {rHFF} - Smoooothy looking for a lead.
4 : 24.12 {rHFF} - Ooof. judge judy blindsides Smoooothy and I heard that from here.
4 : 24.14 {CHB} - 3KZ is Football threads his way through traffic.
4 : 24.18 {CHB} - Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever receives his handpass.
4 : 24.22 {lW} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
4 : 24.27 {lW} - Phar Ace marks well from the back of the pack.
4 : 24.28 {lW} - Now Phar Ace has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 24.32 {CHF} - A bit of a miskick.
4 : 24.37 {CHF} - TheInjuryFactory will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 24.4 {CHB} - With the ball is TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 24.43 {CHB} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 24.47 {rW} - A measured kick to FootyGuy13.
4 : 24.51 {rW} - FootyGuy13 can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 24.55 {lW} - Phar Ace has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 24.57 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Roys FFC : 20.10.130
Coney Island Warriors : 18.11.119
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Match Over!

 

[Falconista]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

ROY SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
ROY               6    1        11   3        14   6        20   10   130      
CIW               4    3        9    6        14   9        18   11   119      
ROY        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Reardo      0  4  5  9  0  1  1  0  0   43  spudmaster   0  7  1  6  2  2  1  0  0   43
killer      0  4  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   16  Frankston    0  7  5  7  0  0  1  0  0   47
DERRINALPH  0  8  4  8  0  0  0  0  0   52  toxic        0  2  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   20
Mobbs       0  6  8  14 1  2  0  0  0   76  Dinsdale     0  11 3  1  3  1  0  0  0   57
3KZ is Foo  0  4  2  11 2  1  0  2  0   61  TheInjuryF   0  13 1  6  1  0  0  0  0   58
judge judy  0  8  1  8  0  1  4  0  0   32  The Half B   0  3  3  11 0  0  0  0  0   40
Elmer_Haus  0  8  9  7  1  0  3  2  1   73  FootyGuy13   0  9  4  17 1  0  1  2  0   86
CM86        0  7  3  6  0  0  1  0  0   39  pantskyle    0  15 4  13 3  0  1  1  0   98
Phar Ace    0  11 7  16 1  1  0  0  1   92  zackah       0  6  3  0  0  1  0  1  1   35
HinkleysHe  0  9  7  5  0  0  0  1  1   65  Smoooothy    0  9  6  7  0  2  1  3  2   78
JackNah_8   0  15 7  7  0  0  0  3  3  101  Piggy Smal   0  10 4  9  2  0  1  2  1   78
SpecialBru  0  13 9  6  2  1  1  2  0   96  Moo          0  4  3  7  3  1  3  1  1   46
Roylion     0  4  3  8  3  0  2  0  1   44  Reginald P   0  3  1  2  0  0  0  1  0   22
Mooch       0  5  0  0  1  2  1  5  0   48  Mesc         0  2  1  0  0  0  1  1  0   12
fitzroybow  0  1  1  1  0  0  0  1  0   14  Freofalcon   0  2  0  0  0  0  0  2  0   18
Chezzalenk  12 21 0  14 5  0  1  0  1  121  Barrybran    20 8  0  15 0  1  2  1  0   75
Cats_R_Coo  0  8  0  14 10 3  1  1  0   98  The Filth    0  14 0  12 9  6  1  0  3  108
royboy2     0  11 0  12 5  1  2  2  1   85  Raveneyes    0  7  0  6  8  3  0  1  1   75
windyhill   0  4  2  6  0  0  0  0  0   30  Tonga Bob    0  4  2  3  1  0  0  2  2   42
_Mike_      0  2  0  0  0  0  0  1  1   13  jannissary   0  6  4  8  0  0  0  0  0   46

            ROY   CIW
Hitouts   : 12   20 
Kicks     : 153  142 
Marks     : 68   47 
Handballs : 154  134 
Tackles   : 31   33 
Frees For : 13   17 
Frees Ag. : 17   13 
Smothers  : 1    0 
Ironouts  : 13   6 
Inside50  : 19   17 
Goals     : 20   18 
Behinds   : 10   11

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
2.11 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
6.18 - Behind to _Mike_ (ROY) - ROY by 7 point(s).
10.46 - Behind to zackah (CIW) - ROY by 6 point(s).
11.15 - Goal to zackah (CIW) - scores level.
11.41 - Goal to 3KZ is Football (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
11.58 - Goal to 3KZ is Football (ROY) - ROY by 12 point(s).
12.56 - Goal to Moo (CIW) - ROY by 6 point(s).
13.15 - Goal to FootyGuy13 (CIW) - scores level.
13.43 - Goal to JackNah_8 (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
14.1 - Goal to Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever (ROY) - ROY by 12 point(s).
19.4 - Goal to Elmer_Hauser (ROY) - ROY by 18 point(s).
20.13 - Goal to FootyGuy13 (CIW) - ROY by 12 point(s).
22.27 - Behind to Smoooothy (CIW) - ROY by 11 point(s).
23.57 - Behind to Tonga Bob (CIW) - ROY by 10 point(s).

Second Quarter :
.03 - Behind to Chezzalenko Reborn (ROY) - ROY by 11 point(s).
1.15 - Rushed behind to CIW - ROY by 10 point(s).
1.45 - Goal to Tonga Bob (CIW) - ROY by 4 point(s).
3.09 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 10 point(s).
5.12 - Goal to SpecialBruce (ROY) - ROY by 16 point(s).
6.39 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 22 point(s).
8.06 - Goal to pantskyle (CIW) - ROY by 16 point(s).
9.51 - Goal to Smoooothy (CIW) - ROY by 10 point(s).
10.32 - Behind to Elmer_Hauser (ROY) - ROY by 11 point(s).
11.44 - Goal to HinkleysHeroes (ROY) - ROY by 17 point(s).
16.3 - Goal to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - ROY by 11 point(s).
17.22 - Goal to JackNah_8 (ROY) - ROY by 17 point(s).
19.42 - Behind to Tonga Bob (CIW) - ROY by 16 point(s).
20.48 - Goal to Tonga Bob (CIW) - ROY by 10 point(s).
24.04 - Behind to Moo (CIW) - ROY by 9 point(s).

Third Quarter :
2.46 - Goal to Elmer_Hauser (ROY) - ROY by 15 point(s).
4.09 - Behind to HinkleysHeroes (ROY) - ROY by 16 point(s).
4.37 - Goal to _Mike_ (ROY) - ROY by 22 point(s).
6.55 - Goal to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - ROY by 16 point(s).
7.47 - Behind to Smoooothy (CIW) - ROY by 15 point(s).
9.28 - Goal to Raveneyes (CIW) - ROY by 9 point(s).
11.4 - Goal to Freofalcon (CIW) - ROY by 3 point(s).
12.43 - Rushed behind to ROY - ROY by 4 point(s).
17.32 - Goal to Barrybran (CIW) - CIW by 2 point(s).
19.38 - Behind to JackNah_8 (ROY) - CIW by 1 point(s).
20.04 - Goal to royboy2 (ROY) - ROY by 5 point(s).
20.36 - Rushed behind to CIW - ROY by 4 point(s).
21.13 - Goal to Freofalcon (CIW) - CIW by 2 point(s).
24.38 - Behind to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - CIW by 3 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.59 - Goal to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - CIW by 9 point(s).
2.46 - Goal to JackNah_8 (ROY) - CIW by 3 point(s).
4.4 - Behind to JackNah_8 (ROY) - CIW by 2 point(s).
5.58 - Behind to royboy2 (ROY) - CIW by 1 point(s).
6.31 - Goal to fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - ROY by 5 point(s).
7.55 - Goal to Smoooothy (CIW) - CIW by 1 point(s).
8.57 - Goal to SpecialBruce (ROY) - ROY by 5 point(s).
10.23 - Behind to Roylion (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
11.11 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 12 point(s).
13.48 - Rushed behind to CIW - ROY by 11 point(s).
14.16 - Goal to Smoooothy (CIW) - ROY by 5 point(s).
15.33 - Goal to Mesc (CIW) - CIW by 1 point(s).
17.38 - Behind to Phar Ace (ROY) - scores level.
18.3 - Goal to royboy2 (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
20.08 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - ROY by 12 point(s).
21.46 - Rushed behind to CIW - ROY by 11 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

ROY
judge judy           0 (On) Total : 100%
killer               0 (On) Total : 100%
windyhill            0 (On) 98.27 (Off) Total : 98%
Roylion              0 (On) 55.15 (Off) 64.55 (On) Total : 90%
Mobbs                0 (On) 48.02 (Off) 55.15 (On) Total : 92%
CM86                 0 (On) Total : 100%
3KZ is Football      0 (On) 23.38 (Off) 53.25 (On) Total : 70%
SpecialBruce         0 (On) 47.08 (Off) 48.02 (On) 53.25 (Off) 55.54 (On) Total : 96%
Phar Ace             0 (On) Total : 100%
HinkleysHeroes       0 (On) Total : 100%
JackNah_8            0 (On) Total : 100%
Elmer_Hauser         0 (On) 55.54 (Off) 82.04 (On) Total : 73%
fitzroybowiedog      0 (On) Total : 100%
Mooch                0 (On) Total : 100%
_Mike_               0 (On) 64.55 (Off) Total : 64%
DERRINALPHIL         0 (On) 4.04 (Off) 23.38 (On) 82.04 (Off) 98.27 (On) Total : 64%
Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever   0 (On) Total : 100%
royboy2              0 (On) Total : 100%
Chezzalenko Reborn   0 (Off) 4.04 (On) Total : 95%
Reardo               0 (Off) 47.08 (On) Total : 52%

CIW
toxic                0 (On) 80.33 (Off) 97.04 (On) Total : 83%
Frankston Rover      0 (On) Total : 100%
Raveneyes            0 (On) 28.48 (Off) 39.45 (On) Total : 89%
Dinsdale             0 (On) Total : 100%
TheInjuryFactory     0 (On) 3.38 (Off) 7.3 (On) Total : 96%
The Half Back        0 (On) Total : 100%
FootyGuy13           0 (On) Total : 100%
pantskyle            0 (On) Total : 100%
jannissary           0 (On) 60.48 (Off) Total : 60%
Smoooothy            0 (On) Total : 100%
Piggy Smalls         0 (On) Total : 100%
Moo                  0 (On) Total : 100%
zackah               0 (On) 64.43 (Off) 78.48 (On) Total : 86%
Tonga Bob            0 (On) 97.04 (Off) Total : 97%
Freofalcon           0 (On) Total : 100%
Barrybran            0 (On) Total : 100%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) Total : 100%
spudmaster           0 (On) 39.45 (Off) 60.48 (On) 78.48 (Off) 80.33 (On) Total : 77%
Mesc                 0 (Off) 64.43 (On) Total : 35%
Reginald Perrin      0 (Off) 3.38 (On) 7.3 (Off) 28.48 (On) Total : 74%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• While both players struggled to make an impact, 3KZ is Football had the better of jannissary. - 17m from 4 to 21.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, 3KZ is Football did well against Piggy Smalls. - 43m from 56 to 99.
• In a resume-material performance, Chezzalenko Reborn won the bout with Barrybran. - 96m from 4 to 100.
• Despite neither player having much impact, Barrybran had DERRINALPHIL's measure. - 4m from 0 to 4.
• In an epic battle, The Filth Wizard and Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever were evenly matched. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• While very slim pickings for both players, CM86 was slightly more polished than Freofalcon. - 48m from 23 to 71.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, I'm not sure that what pantskyle did to CM86 should be entirely legal. - 26m from 71 to 97.
• Neither having much reason to brag, CM86 beat Smoooothy today - but not by much. - 12m from 0 to 12.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, jannissary came out tops over the brave DERRINALPHIL. - 33m from 27 to 60.
• Despite neither player having much impact, DERRINALPHIL won the bout with spudmaster. - 15m from 62 to 77.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, I'm not sure that what DERRINALPHIL did to zackah should be entirely legal. - 3m from 79 to 82.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Elmer_Hauser came out tops over the brave Dinsdale. - 52m from 1 to 53.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Dinsdale did very well against SpecialBruce. - 24m from 63 to 87.
• Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that Elmer_Hauser had the better game against zackah - although there was very little in it. - 16m from 82 to 98.
• Despite neither player having much impact, fitzroybowiedog had spudmaster's measure. - 13m from 81 to 94.
• Neither having much reason to brag, fitzroybowiedog had the better of toxic. - 0m from 69 to 69.
• In an epic battle, not much between Phar Ace and FootyGuy13 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• In a resume-material performance, Mooch was easily the winner in the clash with Frankston Rover. - 94m from 1 to 95.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Freofalcon was slightly more polished than judge judy. - 0m from 10 to 10.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, Reardo massacred Freofalcon. - 25m from 72 to 97.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, it could be argued that The Half Back had the better game against HinkleysHeroes - although there was very little in it. - 97m from 1 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Reginald Perrin and JackNah_8 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 1m from 5 to 6.
• In a resume-material performance, JackNah_8 won the bout with TheInjuryFactory. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, killer and Mesc were hard to separate - though killer was slightly more effective. - 25m from 71 to 96.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Mesc had Roylion's measure. - 0m from 69 to 69.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Mobbs and Moo were evenly matched. - 42m from 55 to 97.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Mobbs and Piggy Smalls were well-matched - there was no victor. - 47m from 0 to 47.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Roylion and Moo were evenly matched. - 41m from 9 to 50.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, SpecialBruce gave Piggy Smalls a bit of a touch-up. - 1m from 48 to 49.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Raveneyes gave fitzroybowiedog a lesson. - 19m from 8 to 27.
• In a resume-material performance, Raveneyes had royboy2's measure. - 59m from 40 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, pantskyle and Reardo were evenly matched. - 20m from 51 to 71.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Reginald Perrin and fitzroybowiedog - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 39 to 39.
• In what was a very slow day for both, windyhill won the bout with Reginald Perrin. - 40m from 56 to 96.
• While not all all one-way, royboy2 came out tops over the brave spudmaster. - 38m from 1 to 39.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Roylion had the better of Tonga Bob. - 10m from 85 to 95.
• In an enthralling contest, Smoooothy had the better of judge judy. - 77m from 22 to 99.
• Bordering on a training run, SpecialBruce was way too good for pantskyle. - 46m from 0 to 46.
• Bordering on a training run, Tonga Bob came out tops over the brave killer. - 48m from 10 to 58.
• Bordering on a training run, zackah and windyhill were evenly matched. - 39m from 10 to 49.
• Bordering on a training run, toxic did very well against Mike. - 48m from 6 to 54.
• Neither having much reason to brag, zackah had the better of Mike. - 0m from 63 to 63.

 

[FootyGuy13]

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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Roys FFC : 20.10.130
Coney Island Warriors : 18.11.119
=====================================



Match Over!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

We always win when I am subbed.

 

[Tonga Bob]

 

[The Half Back]

Absolute simhousery, week in and week out. There needs to be a royal inquest into how Warriors games are simmed. Roys scoring after the siren has blown, this is the second or third time this has happened to us this season.

Follow that up with us taking a lead late and having all the momentum, just for the sim to **** us over and let the opposition kick 2 or 3 goals to win it.

At least the week was enjoyable, cheers Roys, best of luck going forward.

 

[Dinsdale]

 

[Tonga Bob]

Congrats Roys on having the 'random' simulator deliver you the win. Thanks for hosting us.

Conrats Falconista on delivering the news of the 'random' simulator's result. Thanks for your time.

Comgrats Wazzas on enduring another week of 'random' simhousery. Thanks for your patience.

 

[Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever]

Woohoo we won!!! Again!!!

Thanks for the week Warriors and thanks for posting Falconista

 

[HinkleysHeroes]

Cheers Warriors.

Good game Roy's! Won a close one

 

[Mobbs]

Yay Roys! Commiserations Warriors!

Mooch can you hear, can you hear that thunder?

 

[Mobbs]

Thanks Falconista for the commentary!

 

[jannissary]

sorry for the shit game wazzas #sosad

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Cheers Mobbs, Mooch and co. All the best for the rest.

Cheers Falc.

 

[spudmaster]

Aww Falc, where's the love bro?

Thanks for posting all the same.

Congrats on the win, Roys. Those fresher legs off of the bye proved too difficult to overcome in the end. All the best for the remainder of the season.

Wazzas, we're getting awfully close to tin-foil hat AVs again if this keeps up.

 

[Tonga Bob]

sorry for the shit game wazzas #sosad

#benchbros

 

[Dinsdale]

Aww Falc, where's the love bro?
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Thanks for posting all the same.

Congrats on the win, Roys. Those fresher legs off of the bye proved too difficult to overcome in the end. All the best for the remainder of the season.

Wazzas, we're getting awfully close to tin-foil hat AVs again if this keeps up.

Oh well, it is our last season after all.

 

[spudmaster]

#benchbros

The Donald's getting awfully trigger-happy with these interchanges/positional moves of late. Just let us play man.

 

[SpecialBruce]

Its because of me we are winning. Ever since i called out the sim we are undefeated.

 

[Paracleet]

This will keep happening till I get put on the ball.

 

[Freofalcon]

4 : 15.33 {C} - The ball is bounced and Chezzalenko Reborn gets the tap.
4 : 15.38 {lW} - zackah has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 15.43 {lW} - zackah is crunched in a tackle by Elmer_Hauser.
4 : 15.47 {lW} - Phar Ace hits the ground running.
4 : 15.51 {lW} - Gives the ball to Chezzalenko Reborn.
4 : 15.53 {C} - Almost a throw to CM86.
4 : 15.57 {C} - CM86 is crunched in a tackle.
4 : 16.01 {C} - The ball is now with pantskyle.
4 : 16.06 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 16.08 {CHF} - Passes to Raveneyes by hand.
4 : 16.12 {CHF} - Watch out! Oh! Chezzalenko Reborn has laid Raveneyes out flat.
4 : 16.16 {CHB} - Taking the ball is 3KZ is Football.
4 : 16.2 {C} - A slick handpass goes to royboy2.
4 : 16.22 {C} - royboy2's kick is close to the boundary. In fact its over the boundary.
4 : 16.26 {C} - Now pantskyle has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 16.3 {lHFF} - Moo and Mobbs jostle for position.
4 : 16.34 {lHFF} - Mobbs claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 16.37 {rHBF} - Mobbs sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 16.4 {rHBF} - Finds Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever with a handball.
4 : 16.45 {lHBF} - He kicks across the ground towards judge judy.
4 : 16.49 {lHBF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 16.51 {lHBF} - judge judy assessing what lies ahead of him.
4 : 16.55 {rW} - He sends the ball to Elmer_Hauser.
4 : 16.59 {rW} - Elmer_Hauser takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
4 : 17.03 {rW} - Elmer_Hauser with the ball now.
4 : 17.06 {rW} - The umpire pays a soft free kick in favour of zackah.
4 : 17.1 {lW} - zackah has it.
4 : 17.13 {rW} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 17.17 {rW} - FootyGuy13 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 17.22 {rW} - The bounce favours FootyGuy13 and he is off and running.
4 : 17.23 {rW} - Tries to handball one-handed! And he's been pinged.
4 : 17.28 {lW} - Phar Ace to send the ball forward.
4 : 17.32 {lW} - Open goal!.
4 : 17.36 {lW} - The kick goes behind the posts. Minor score.
Roys FFC : 18.10.118
Coney Island Warriors : 18.10.118
4 : 17.42 {FB} - Tonga Bob takes off.
4 : 17.46 {FB} - He involves Raveneyes in the play.
4 : 17.51 {FB} - Brought down by Chezzalenko Reborn.
4 : 17.53 {FF} - Mooch signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 17.57 {FF} - Frankston Rover dispossesses him with ease.
4 : 18.01 {FB} - Frankston Rover wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 18.05 {rBP} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 18.07 {rBP} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 18.12 {rFP} - Roylion with the ball now.
4 : 18.15 {rFP} - A quick handpass to royboy2.
4 : 18.19 {rFP} - royboy2 sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 18.23 {rFP} - royboy2 steadies himself and has a shot ....
4 : 18.25 {rFP} - He likes it. He likes it a lot.
Roys FFC : 19.10.124
Coney Island Warriors : 18.10.118
4 : 18.3 {C} - Two-handed smash out of the ruck by Barrybran.
4 : 18.38 {C} - CM86 with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 18.4 {C} - An underground handpass to royboy2.
4 : 18.45 {C} - No-look handpass to Chezzalenko Reborn.
4 : 18.48 {lW} - He handpasses to Phar Ace.
4 : 18.52 {rHFF} - Thumps the ball forward.
4 : 18.55 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes outbodies The Half Back and takes an easy mark in the end.
4 : 18.58 {rHFF} - HinkleysHeroes sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 19.02 {FF} - Mooch trying to offer a lead.
4 : 19.07 {FF} - Frankston Rover drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 19.09 {FF} - Mooch wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 19.13 {FF} - But a free kick for kicking in danger.
4 : 19.17 {rBP} - spudmaster to send the ball forward.
4 : 19.21 {lHBF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 19.23 {lHBF} - But he picks out the opposition.
4 : 19.28 {rHFF} - With the ball is HinkleysHeroes.
4 : 19.31 {FF} - He rewards the Mooch lead.
4 : 19.36 {FF} - No mark taken as Mooch and Frankston Rover wrestle for position.
4 : 19.38 {FB} - Frankston Rover has possession.
4 : 19.42 {lBP} - A quick handpass to Tonga Bob.
4 : 19.46 {lBP} - Tonga Bob dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 19.5 {lBP} - Long handpass to the running Barrybran.
4 : 19.54 {lBP} - Great bump by royboy2. Barrybran has not moved.
4 : 19.57 {FF} - Mooch slowing down the play.
4 : 20 {FF} - A snap at goal ....
4 : 20.04 {FF} - Put down your glasses - its a major.
Roys FFC : 20.10.130
Coney Island Warriors : 18.10.118
4 : 20.08 {C} - That really should have been thrown up rather than bounced.
4 : 20.15 {C} - pantskyle breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 20.19 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 20.23 {lHFF} - Long raking kick in the direction of Moo.
4 : 20.25 {lHFF} - Mobbs plants a foot on Moo's neck and takes a screamer.
4 : 20.3 {CHB} - 3KZ is Football looks downfield.
4 : 20.33 {rW} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 20.37 {rW} - Elmer_Hauser misjudges it and it's an easy mark to zackah.
4 : 20.4 {C} - pantskyle with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 20.44 {lHFF} - A slick handpass goes to Moo.
4 : 20.48 {lHFF} - Moo has a bounce.
4 : 20.52 {CHF} - Passes to Piggy Smalls by hand.
4 : 20.54 {lHFF} - Hands it off to Moo.
4 : 20.58 {lHFF} - Moo has a bounce.
4 : 21.02 {CHF} - Gives the ball to Piggy Smalls.
4 : 21.06 {rFP} - A kick in the general direction of Reginald Perrin.
4 : 21.1 {rFP} - Reginald Perrin marks well from the back of the pack.
4 : 21.13 {rFP} - So Reginald Perrin ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 21.17 {rFP} - windyhill gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
4 : 21.21 {FB} - killer with the ball now.
4 : 21.25 {lBP} - windyhill on the end of this.
4 : 21.27 {lBP} - Reginald Perrin applies the tackle on windyhill.
4 : 21.31 {rFP} - Nobody's checking Reginald Perrin.
4 : 21.35 {rFP} - Passes to The Filth Wizard by hand.
4 : 21.39 {rFP} - A snap at goal ....
4 : 21.42 {rFP} - Did Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever manage to get a finger to it? He did.
Roys FFC : 20.10.130
Coney Island Warriors : 18.11.119
4 : 21.5 {FB} - Reardo signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 21.53 {rHBF} - Kicks in the direction of Mobbs.
4 : 21.56 {rHBF} - Mobbs takes the mark.
4 : 22 {rHBF} - Nobody's checking Mobbs.
4 : 22.04 - <<< toxic is coming on to replace Tonga Bob >>>
4 : 22.12 {rHBF} - Mobbs signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 22.15 {rHBF} - He involves Chezzalenko Reborn in the play.
4 : 22.19 {C} - A spearing pass towards CM86.
4 : 22.23 {C} - pantskyle gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 22.27 {rW} - Nobody's checking FootyGuy13.
4 : 22.29 {rW} - No-look handpass to Barrybran.
4 : 22.33 {C} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 22.37 {C} - pantskyle can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 22.41 {C} - pantskyle looking for a lead.
4 : 22.43 {CHF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Raveneyes.
4 : 22.47 {CHF} - Gives the ball to Piggy Smalls.
4 : 22.52 {CHF} - Piggy Smalls runs into 3KZ is Football and is getting up very slowly.
4 : 22.55 {CHB} - 3KZ is Football is now off and running.
4 : 22.58 {CHB} - Almost a throw to Chezzalenko Reborn.
4 : 23.02 {CHB} - Chezzalenko Reborn bounces the ball.
4 : 23.06 {CHB} - Handpass to space. Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever runs onto it.
4 : 23.1 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to Chezzalenko Reborn.
4 : 23.12 {CHB} - Chezzalenko Reborn bounces the ball.
4 : 23.16 {rW} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Elmer_Hauser.
4 : 23.21 {rW} - Elmer_Hauser can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 23.25 {rW} - Elmer_Hauser tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 23.27 - <<< DERRINALPHIL is coming on to replace windyhill >>>
4 : 23.35 {rW} - Elmer_Hauser does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 23.38 {CHF} - JackNah_8 takes off on a lead.
4 : 23.43 {CHF} - JackNah_8 is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 23.45 {CHB} - TheInjuryFactory has possession.
4 : 23.49 {lHBF} - No-look handpass to The Half Back.
4 : 23.53 {lW} - Huge handpass to The Filth Wizard. As good as a kick.
4 : 23.57 {lW} - The Filth Wizard has a bounce.
4 : 24 {rHFF} - A kick towards Smoooothy territory.
4 : 24.04 {rHFF} - Poor effort judge judy. Smoooothy takes the mark.
4 : 24.08 {rHFF} - Smoooothy looking for a lead.
4 : 24.12 {rHFF} - Ooof. judge judy blindsides Smoooothy and I heard that from here.
4 : 24.14 {CHB} - 3KZ is Football threads his way through traffic.
4 : 24.18 {CHB} - Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever receives his handpass.
4 : 24.22 {lW} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
4 : 24.27 {lW} - Phar Ace marks well from the back of the pack.
4 : 24.28 {lW} - Now Phar Ace has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 24.32 {CHF} - A bit of a miskick.
4 : 24.37 {CHF} - TheInjuryFactory will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 24.4 {CHB} - With the ball is TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 24.43 {CHB} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 24.47 {rW} - A measured kick to FootyGuy13.
4 : 24.51 {rW} - FootyGuy13 can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 24.55 {lW} - Phar Ace has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 24.57 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Roys FFC : 20.10.130
Coney Island Warriors : 18.11.119
=====================================



Match Over!

 

[3KZ is Football]

I’m on time delay. Great game by me.