Banter FOOTY Banter! - Who will be better in 2026? Carlton or Collingwood Part 8

[Robroy22]

There’s nothing wrong with what I said. Heck, you were capable of making sense of it. You’re just mixing it up to fit a narrative.
Otherwise…spelling mistakes are a different matter.

You (and I) are just two more nuffs on a thread looking at ways to have a crack at each other. In the meantime these other frauds I’m pointing the finger at have real history (I’m talking years) of providing elite nuffness, and sometimes I can find some time to go out of my way and troll them for their years of trolling ‘us’.
I’ll be gone in a few hours and you won’t see me in here for at least a couple of months, as I know this thread will just continue to go nowhere thanks to the fudge circle jerk. I’ll come back to find the same nonsense being spruiked by the same nuffs and I’ll just find myself shaking my head again.
It’s been happening for some time now…and it will continue to happen whilst these nuffs are provided the opportunity.
Nuff said…

Well said sir, this toxic rubbish is just a pissing contest and the people continuing it degrade their clubs in doing so,
Both clubs are big old Melbourne based clubs. Rivalry is natural, this rubbish thats being posted and the personal stuff is just stupid.

We all need to grow up.

 

[doppleganger]

It really is quite pathetic.

The entire premise of their argument is that if you use the argument that Harris Andrews, who plays for the premiers Brisbane and finished 2nd in their B&F, had a better season than Nick Haynes, who plays for 11th placed Carlton and finished 4th in their B&F, you must also subscribe to the theory that the B&F from the wooden spooners West Coast, Liam Baker, had a better year than the runner up in 4th placed Collingwood's B&F, Nick Daicos.

Simple and pathetic Bloosers.

Yep, it is really ain't hard to follow.

And if someone claims a player is a top 10 player from a particular club, you would usually expect to see them at least have one top 10 BnF finish.

But nope, not according to #Carlologic

 

[doppleganger]

I didn't argue anything lol. Was just exposing how flawed your BnF logic has been.

Exposing your flawed #Carlologic

Hewett better than the MVP
Hayward a top 10 player at Sydney

#ca#Carlologic

 

[gab213]

Well said sir, this toxic rubbish is just a pissing contest and the people continuing it degrade their clubs in doing so,
Both clubs are big old Melbourne based clubs. Rivalry is natural, this rubbish thats being posted and the personal stuff is just stupid.

We all need to grow up.

I miss the days when there was proper banter between supporters of the two clubs. I haven't seen it in a long time.

 

[Fadge]

I miss the days when there was proper banter between supporters of the two clubs. I haven't seen it in a long time.

Maybe the fact your team has been so Ubershizen for so long has something to do with it?

I mean, Carlton supporters have nothing, as is evidenced by this thread.

 

[Fadge]

Yep, it is really ain't hard to follow.

And if someone claims a player is a top 10 player from a particular club, you would usually expect to see them at least have one top 10 BnF finish.

But nope, not according to #Carlologic

But he would have had top 10 finishes if he was at Carlton, North or West Coast over the last few years, and we can't use B&F finishes at different clubs to differentiate between how good they were over the course of a specific season.

Meaning he would probably be a top 10 player at Sydney.

#BlooserLogic

 

[jezzajay]

I mean, Carlton supporters have nothing,

How wrong you are.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

I mean, Carlton supporters have nothing

Are you kidding? What about hope, yearning, delusion and disappointment? It's a roller-coaster ride

 

[jaggathebagger]

How wrong you are.

We have plenty of upside. A fit and healthy Sam Walsh for starters. Plus with the injection of reputable players traded into the team, the mindset should be completely invigorated.
And then of course we have Jagga, the bagger , opposition teams are going to be impressed with this kid.

 

[LoungeLizard]

At no stage did I say I was offended. Although I do appreciate your apology for your lack of understanding.
You were the one getting your knickers in a knot because i said someone had a numbskull.
I just called you out for your hypocrisy.
Again, your lack of awareness and comprehension bites you in the backside…another own goal.
Schooling you and your cohort is pointless, but a good laugh.
Go have a nap…you’re due.

Would you like a bit of education back mate?
It's not hypocrisy when you are the one that said about being a loser when you start the insults.

You see, I have never said don't do it or I don't like it, I was just pointing out, that you started with an insult from post one, so by your logic, you were a loser from the start.
So mr. spelling cop, you see, you don't even know what hypocrisy is, so I advise you to stop trying to educate others.

 

[Robertio]

I miss the days when there was proper banter between supporters of the two clubs. I haven't seen it in a long time.

I blame Fadge.

 

[LoungeLizard]

10 in the last 60 years and won 8 of them, Pies must have won more in the last 60 years I'm sure, but wait.

Seriously, 10 in the last 60 years?
Shit I can't remember any of them.

So let's work this out, I remember back to the year 2001, Carlton have none in that time, so that's 25 years for 0, yeah?
So 25 off 60 = 35, yeah?

So you made 10 GF's in 35 years, yeah?
That's a great effort Rob.

This must be that reason I heard you were a powerhouse hey, just like Port, way back in those suburban leagues,
well done on that, but the thing is Rob, people have kids and those kids don't remember back to those days, shit some of them wouldn't even know Port have a side in the SANFL.

To those who don't remember those suburban days, the days teams cheated and bought flags, Carlton have won 5 spoons and 0 flags, the worst in the league, a minnow club.

 

[Robertio]

Maybe the fact your team has been so Ubershizen for so long has something to do with it?

I mean, Carlton supporters have nothing, as is evidenced by this thread.

The only evidence this thread shows is tall poppy syndrome by a few.

 

[Robertio]

Seriously, 10 in the last 60 years?
Shit I can't remember any of them.

So let's work this out, I remember back to the year 2001, Carlton have none in that time, so that's 25 years for 0, yeah?
So 25 off 60 = 35, yeah?

So you made 10 GF's in 35 years, yeah?
That's a great effort Rob.

This must be that reason I heard you were a powerhouse hey, just like Port, way back in those suburban leagues,
well done on that, but the thing is Rob, people have kids and those kids don't remember back to those days, shit some of them wouldn't even know Port have a side in the SANFL.

To those who don't remember those suburban days, the days teams cheated and bought flags, Carlton have won 5 spoons and 0 flags, the worst in the league, a minnow club.

Footy started nearly 200 years ago you nuff not in 2001.

 

[LoungeLizard]

Footy started nearly 200 years ago you nuff not in 2001.

Yeah it did Rob, but the AFL stopped cheating in the 2000's

 

[Robertio]

Yeah it did Rob, but the AFL stopped cheating in the 2000's

Yep and gave us the biggest sanction ever and i love how you blokes think the Pies have never cheated, you just never got caught.

 

[LoungeLizard]

Yep and gave us the biggest sanction ever and i love how you blokes think the Pies have never cheated, you just never got caught.

Where did I say the Pies never cheated Rob?

What I will say is, since the AFL caught Carlton cheating and penalised them, Carlton have won 0 flags and 5 spoons and have been the worst club in the AFL.

Think about that Rob, you just came in here bragging about how many GF you made, but 0 since being penalised.

Other clubs cheating you say?
Well it seems even if they were, they have moved on and joined the AFL, but not Carlton they can't move on it seems, looks like the only way they can win is cheat.

 

[Robertio]

Where did I say the Pies never cheated Rob?

What I will say is, since the AFL caught Carlton cheating and penalised them, Carlton have won 0 flags and 5 spoons and have been the worst club in the AFL.

Think about that Rob, you just came in here bragging about how many GF you made, but 0 since being penalised.

Other clubs cheating you say?
Well it seems even if they were, they have moved on and joined the AFL, but not Carlton they can't move on it seem, looks like the only way they can win is cheat.

Finished above the Pies just last year and played finals 2 out of the last 3 years, your comment doesn't stack up.

 

[LoungeLizard]

Finished above the Pies just last year and played finals 2 out of the last 3 years, your comment doesn't stack up.

Oh my, what an achievement, don't forget you beat Port by 10 goals last year also, WOOHOO.

Doesn't take away the fact that since being penalised for cheating you have won 0 flags and 5 spoons, you can't even make a gf, like here you are bragging you finished above Collingwood, that's how sad it is now, that's your bragging rights.

Just face it Rob, your club is a minnow in this new era.

 

[Worm4]

Any new banter happening, or just the same boring repetitive junk that continues ad nauseum with certain posters ?
Anyone keen for a lap dance at least ?

 

[Robertio]

Oh my, what an achievement, don't forget you beat Port by 10 goals last year also, WOOHOO.

Doesn't take away the fact that since being penalised for cheating you have won 0 flags and 5 spoons, you can't even make a gf, like here you are bragging you finished above Collingwood, that's how sad it is now, that's your bragging rights.

Just face it Rob, your club is a minnow in this new era.

Lol Bragging about finishing higher than the Pies goes down very well in here, expect more of it.

 

[Robertio]

Any new banter happening, or just the same boring repetitive junk that continues ad nauseum with certain posters ?
Anyone keen for a lap dance at least ?

I'll take the lap danceas long as it's Jennifer Lawrence giving it.

 

[Fadge]

Any new banter happening, or just the same boring repetitive junk that continues ad nauseum with certain posters ?

Why would there be anything new whilst Carlton continue to regularly be Ubershizen and Collingwood continue to regularly contend for premierships, which has been the case since BigFooty has been a thing?

 

[Fadge]

Lol Bragging about finishing higher than the Pies goes down very well in here, expect more of it.

Woohoo!

4 times in 25 years!

2 of those times with asterisks!

'But next year will be different!'

 

[LoungeLizard]

Lol Bragging about finishing higher than the Pies goes down very well in here, expect more of it.

You don't seem to get it Rob, it's the best you have now, it's sad.

You see Rob, here you were telling us how great you were making 10 GF's in 35 years, like Rob, average that out and that's 1 GF every 3.5 years.
But then it just stopped.

Why do you think that happened Rob?

Is there anything we can see that made those GF appearances just stop like that?