Game Day Swans Board Cricket Thread - Ashes 25/26

[Dubai Quacker]

Deserves his chance.

You like fast spinners.

 

[JackHiscoxWasFast]

Oh dear - apparently a video of duckett at Noosa blind as and disoriented not knowing how to get home. Some bloke offers to order him an uber……. to the nets! Very funny.

 

[Punts]

Richo and Murphy in

 

[Membling]

Surprisingly, none of the express bowlers for England make it through the series.

I am shocked to be here

 

[dosser]

Surprisingly, none of the express bowlers for England make it through the series.

I am shocked to be here

What are the odds now for Stokes to pull up lame in the next test?

 

[Membling]

What are the odds now for Stokes to pull up lame in the next test?

Nah, cannot do it unless seriously injured

 

[bedford]

Archer with the heart of a split pea

 

[bedford]

Stupid , no spinner , so 4 quicks , Inglis out and out of 3 for the last 2 spots

 

[Punts]

Besides Lyon we have garbage spinners

What you expect

Murphya so called spin is almost medium pace

 

[dosser]

Inglis is not, NOT a test batsman.

Smith to replace him next test and Green to drop down to 7.

This guy...

 

[rustycrate]

Stupid , no spinner , so 4 quicks , Inglis out and out of 3 for the last 2 spots

Will one of the quicks bowl less thn 5 overs?

 

[bedford]

Will one of the quicks bowl less thn 5 overs?

And Green as well batting at 7

 

[rustycrate]

7 Cameron Green,
8 Michael Neser,
9 Mitchell Starc,
10 Jhye Richardson,
11 Scott Boland

And Green as well batting at 7

How many runs will he score?

 

[bedford]

7 Cameron Green,
8 Michael Neser,
9 Mitchell Starc,
10 Jhye Richardson,
11 Scott Boland

How many runs will he score?

Enough to slow someone down hopefully , plenty of grass on the deck
Happy with Richo in

 

[rustycrate]

Enough to slow someone down hopefully , plenty of grass on the deck
Happy with Richo in

Green is not a batsman.
Then you play 5 fast bowlers including Green.
What does that say.
Its says we are carrying a batsman(Green). The fifth bowler that is not scoring as a batsman at 7.