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Certified Legendary Thread The New Carlton Thread: 31st season without a flag for the eternal dickheads

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Losers on the radio crying because they have to play Sydney in Sydney and Adelaide in Adelaide, even though they once again have one of the easiest draws in the game.

AFL needs to realise that club is a lost cause and give up attempting to give them a leg up each year.
Adelaide in Adelaide? Pfft that's a lay up for decent clubs..
 
Looking forward to the AFLW grand final. The two teams play very good football and should be a very entertaining match. But yo AFL, you own a stadium with great access and facilities. Why are you playing the match at the Carlton dunny bowl? Why is there an obsession with a ground that was passed as not fit for purpose?
 
Looking forward to the AFLW grand final. The two teams play very good football and should be a very entertaining match. But yo AFL, you own a stadium with great access and facilities. Why are you playing the match at the Carlton dunny bowl? Why is there an obsession with a ground that was passed as not fit for purpose?
Probably because it’s cheap
 
Looking forward to the AFLW grand final. The two teams play very good football and should be a very entertaining match. But yo AFL, you own a stadium with great access and facilities. Why are you playing the match at the Carlton dunny bowl? Why is there an obsession with a ground that was passed as not fit for purpose?

AFL has spent lots of $ on the stinking filthy pile of poo, in support of women’s footy. So it’s not such a bad venue (there - I’ve said it).

I go there often to watch AFLW. But not before I don one of these.

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AFL has spent lots of $ on the stinking filthy pile of poo, in support of women’s footy. So it’s not such a bad venue (there - I’ve said it).

I go there often to watch AFLW. But not before I don one of these.

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I am not convinced by those suits, I fear they are not up the correct filth and poo certifications for the job you describe. It typically ain’t a Carlton home match but that residue is just evil.
 
AFL has spent lots of $ on the stinking filthy pile of poo, in support of women’s footy. So it’s not such a bad venue (there - I’ve said it).

I go there often to watch AFLW. But not before I don one of these.

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It's kind of amazing how they spent money fixing it up, yet it still looks like a dump
 
It's kind of amazing how they spent money fixing it up, yet it still looks like a dump

They must have fixed the things you don’t see - like leaky roofs and plumbing ha ha.

New lights, new scoreboard, and a very big new training facility building - which looks like it’s mainly used by the senior men. But I could have sworn it was promoted to the community as a dedicated AFLW facility.🙃
 
They must have fixed the things you don’t see - like leaky roofs and plumbing ha ha.

New lights, new scoreboard, and a very big new training facility building - which looks like it’s mainly used by the senior men. But I could have sworn it was promoted to the community as a dedicated AFLW facility.🙃
Like taking a shit in a vase and saying it’s a flower
 
I have found my views on Carlton have undergone a radical shift for some reason.

I do have memories of revulsion, demonic hatred and nonspecific alienation and thoughts of death. And that was just from Michael Voss's post match interviews. But my web browser history tells a story of a slight descent into darker places.

It would appear I made certain enquiries on Chat GPT and on Google that may have inadvertently caused some concern in certain agencies based in Canberra with mysterious names.

On that basis I would strongly recommend not asking chat GPT "How much radiation does it take to stop Carlton and is it more than a zombie apocalypse". For interest the answer apparently is "3.6 Roentgen" which is I am told "not great but not terrible" and "Yes Carlton people are more resistant than zombies."

Also perhaps avoid Googling "loose nukes" "Cobalt 60" "Boosted Fission" or "how to override a permissive action link" or "Fogbank."

The nice agents whose names I can't remember did advise me against that, and they were lovely people. They took me away for something called "voltage calming" and though I don't remember what it was, for some reason my scrotum is terribly irritated but refreshingly shaved.

Any way, don't give in to hate like I did. Embrace good. Carlton are not so bad. Not much worse than a zombie apocalypse, and the Liberal Party have volunteered to be overrun by one so it must be ok. And if you are voltage calmed, ask them to use the non irritant foam before they shave your scrotum.
 

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They must have fixed the things you don’t see - like leaky roofs and plumbing ha ha.

New lights, new scoreboard, and a very big new training facility building - which looks like it’s mainly used by the senior men. But I could have sworn it was promoted to the community as a dedicated AFLW facility.🙃
No amount of money can be spent on getting rid of that could stench at Ikon Park though. That’s there forever.
 
They must have fixed the things you don’t see - like leaky roofs and plumbing ha ha.

New lights, new scoreboard, and a very big new training facility building - which looks like it’s mainly used by the senior men. But I could have sworn it was promoted to the community as a dedicated AFLW facility.🙃
Only way to fix that place is simple. Eviction.
 

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