Unofficial Preview Round 1 2026: Vs Port - Getting Horney

[Rooscals]

Had a interaction with there board last night, now I really wanna win

**** there idiots

All of them.

I’m getting the hills have eyes vibes from these campaigners.

 

[tales129]

No doubt a Rozee cheating scandal pre round one, only a matter of time. Bloke can’t keep it in his pants - seen out and about again last night with some wandering hands in a packed nightclub.

Should do us wonders come March

 

[The Nostradamus]

Just a reminder ollie wines is also still suspended for the first 2 rounds

From his suspension last year

 

[the big lebowski]

Just a reminder ollie wines is also still suspended for the first 2 rounds

From his suspension last year

Good!

 

[Luke72]

Just a reminder ollie wines is also still suspended for the first 2 rounds

From his suspension last year

He’s overrated anyway I reckon, he was good 3 years ago.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Their ruck options are tripe.

Their tall forwards are rubbish outside Georgiadies. Darcy Byrne ****ing Jones kicked three last time. Hilarious shit. Joe Richard’s kicked two. Who the **** is that?

Their tall defenders are bog average one on one.

You simply just have to win this game.

 

[Chip Scab1]

Their ruck options are tripe.

Their tall forwards are rubbish outside Georgiadies.

Their tall defenders are bog average one on one.

You simply just have to win this game.

You could have put your house on Oli Wine having his last great game against us in Round 1.

I don't know about you, but I'm weirdly relieved and significantly more confident about our chances against the Paua.

One time FFS

 

[zoomba23]

Their ruck options are tripe.

Their tall forwards are rubbish outside Georgiadies.

Their tall defenders are bog average one on one.

You simply just have to win this game.

Lord goes ok. Not sure if he'll be playing but he's at least got talent.

Being average one on one doesn't particularly matter when it's our forward system. A win will probably be the result of a Barlow and Smallcock induced revamp, or alternatively we'll just smash them in the contest like we do for most of our wins lol

 

[King Corey]

Their ruck options are tripe.

Their tall forwards are rubbish outside Georgiadies. Darcy Byrne *ing Jones kicked three last time. Hilarious shit. Joe Richard’s kicked two. Who the * is that?

Their tall defenders are bog average one on one.

You simply just have to win this game.

So they're tripe.

Port by 85.

 

[The Nostradamus]

Stop zak butters and we win

 

[Chip Scab1]

Stop zak butters and we win

Who ya thinking TZ?

Super Luke Urquhart?

 

[giantroo]

 

[giantroo]

 

[Lomas]

Must be a bad one.

 

[Nylex]

On hearing about Jacko’s ACL, no doubt Jason Hum Francis’ foot will start to feel better

 

[amaz199]

That looks like a 8-10 weeker. Ouch.

 

[roos_fanatic08]

AFL side:

B: Pink, Chom, McDonald
HB: Hardeman, Logue, FOS
C: Simpkin, Wardlaw, Stephens
HF: Sheezel, Trembath, Zurhaar
F: Curtis, Larkey, Dovaston
Foll: Xerri, LDU, McKercher
Int: Parker, Powell, Darling, Harvey, Banch

VFL side

B: Corr, Dawson, Goater
HB: Daniel, Threadgold, Scott
C: Hansen Jnr, Dow, Fisher
HF: Duursma, Whitlock, George
F: Konstanty, CCJ, Stevens
Foll: Goad, Urqs, Fairlie
Int: Mikunda, Gollant, Vellassaris, McPherson, Van Dam.

 

[King Corey]

AFL side:

B: Pink, Chom, McDonald
HB: Hardeman, Logue, FOS
C: Simpkin, Wardlaw, Stephens
HF: Sheezel, Trembath, Zurhaar
F: Curtis, Larkey, Dovaston
Foll: Xerri, LDU, McKercher
Int: Parker, Powell, Darling, Harvey, Banch

VFL side

B: Corr, Dawson, Goater
HB: Daniel, Threadgold, Scott
C: Hansen Jnr, Dow, Fisher
HF: Duursma, Whitlock, George
F: Konstanty, CCJ, Stevens
Foll: Goad, Urqs, Fairlie
Int: Mikunda, Gollant, Vellassaris, McPherson, Van Dam.

Who would win?

 

[shinboner magic]

Had a interaction with there board last night, now I really wanna win

**** there idiots

All of them.

I’ve informed the playing group - they’re ropable.
It’s on like donkey kong

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

AFL side:

B: Pink, Chom, McDonald
HB: Hardeman, Logue, FOS
C: Simpkin, Wardlaw, Stephens
HF: Sheezel, Trembath, Zurhaar
F: Curtis, Larkey, Dovaston
Foll: Xerri, LDU, McKercher
Int: Parker, Powell, Darling, Harvey, Banch

VFL side

B: Corr, Dawson, Goater
HB: Daniel, Threadgold, Scott
C: Hansen Jnr, Dow, Fisher
HF: Duursma, Whitlock, George
F: Konstanty, CCJ, Stevens
Foll: Goad, Urqs, Fairlie
Int: Mikunda, Gollant, Vellassaris, McPherson, Van Dam.

Love it.

Only problem being that the Daniel will be a certain round 1 starter.

Chills.

 

[Chip Scab1]

Love it.

Only problem being that the Daniel will be a certain round 1 starter.

Chills.

Is there any way we can get him out of the defence..?

Like, really. At some point we have to play our future defence and let them gel. I'm not exactly a rational human being when it comes to this shit, but it appears a rational process.

 

[roos_fanatic08]

Love it.

Only problem being that the Daniel will be a certain round 1 starter.

Chills.

I don't want him or Kerch anywhere near the backline. We can't afford to have that unaccountability.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

I don't want him or Kerch anywhere near the backline. We can't afford to have that unaccountability.

And complete lack of defensive 1v1 capability.

 

[kool kangas]

AFL side:

B: Pink, Chom, McDonald
HB: Hardeman, Logue, FOS
C: Simpkin, Wardlaw, Stephens
HF: Sheezel, Trembath, Zurhaar
F: Curtis, Larkey, Dovaston
Foll: Xerri, LDU, McKercher
Int: Parker, Powell, Darling, Harvey, Banch

VFL side

B: Corr, Dawson, Goater
HB: Daniel, Threadgold, Scott
C: Hansen Jnr, Dow, Fisher
HF: Duursma, Whitlock, George
F: Konstanty, CCJ, Stevens
Foll: Goad, Urqs, Fairlie
Int: Mikunda, Gollant, Vellassaris, McPherson, Van Dam.

Love the AFL side BUT Caleb Daniel WILL play so who does he replace?

 

[goalieboy82]

well there is no time like the present:
the following announcement comes from heaven....
Saint Coach Emeritus Scamper (my little geelong cat saint)

who meows the following....