Training 2026 Pre Season & Training Reports

[Lomas]

S h I t c a n n e d

Solicited

 

[shinboner magic]

Does Nostra like pink in or out

 

[giantroo]

 

[DuckYeah]

Stop talking. Let the actions speak for themselves. They’re setting themselves right up here. I’d rather them say less. Get off media street.

 

[koshari]

I wish we could put Pink's brain into Nostil's body.

nostrils body would surely reject it?

 

[koshari]

It will transform from soreness to a reconstruction in no time at all.

2 weeks

 

[maddiemelb]

Match sim flicks.

 

[Devski]

Does Cooper Harvey still exist? Had hopes he would find a spot off half back.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Stop talking. Let the actions speak for themselves. They’re setting themselves right up here. I’d rather them say less. Get off media street.

Do you not see the irony in this post?

Many, many many people here would rather you say less and get off "media street #The internet." Why do you get to run your mouth, but the club and players have to stop talking? You set yourself up all the time and it's clearly not an issue for you.

I am genuinely curious as to why you believe other people should hold themselves to a standard you're not capable of achieving.

 

[Rod Stroker]

Match sim flicks.

geez I hope Urqs makes it.

And CCJ running laps of the boundary = 3 year extension

 

[OMAN]

geez I hope Urqs makes it.

And CCJ running laps of the boundary = 3 year extension

Might call it the ccj running track.
He has ran it so much over the years.

 

[SnowRoo]

You reported Larkey kicking a bag? Since when is a bag 3 goals? In modern footy a bag is 5+

LOL, Darcy has kicked 15 in their 2 match sims.

3 is better than none but its not a HUGE return.

 

[maddiemelb]

geez I hope Urqs makes it.

And CCJ running laps of the boundary = 3 year extension

Get around Urqs!

 

[roos_fanatic08]

Nothing screams closing the gap to the opposition by training twice a week.

It’s perplexing to me. I get all the training loads and sports science stuff but surely there is scope to get the footy in their hands more than 3 times per week. Have a few dedicated light skills sessions, on top of the higher intensity sessions. 4 days to recover from a 30min scratch match is nuts.

 

[Marksup]

looool

marksup i'd fire back at ya but tbh don't ever recall anything posted from you maybe we should keep it that way

Been around a while mate. More a lurker/observer than a poster, but when blokes like you are spewing nonsense I tend not to be able to help myself.

 

[Rod Stroker]

Might call it the ccj running track.
He has ran it so much over the years.

maybe boundary line umpire is his true calling

 

[the big lebowski]

LOL, Darcy has kicked 15 in their 2 match sims.

3 is better than none but its not a HUGE return.

Larkey himself kicked 5 on that backline in 1.5 qrts.

 

[Val Keating]

That kick off the ground by Sheez was insanely good

 

[DuckYeah]

Do you not see the irony in this post?

Many, many many people here would rather you say less and get off "media street #The internet." Why do you get to run your mouth, but the club and players have to stop talking? You set yourself up all the time and it's clearly not an issue for you.

I am genuinely curious as to why you believe other people should hold themselves to a standard you're not capable of achieving.

I dont talk about making finals when I have played in 15 wins in 5 years.

 

[DuckYeah]

It’s perplexing to me. I get all the training loads and sports science stuff but surely there is scope to get the footy in their hands more than 3 times per week. Have a few dedicated light skills sessions, on top of the higher intensity sessions. 4 days to recover from a 30min scratch match is nuts.

Not a serious football club. But hey, at least the players are all talking finals.. did you know you win games of footy by talking about it?

 

[speedy]

Happy meal caught smiling again in a photo. He is having a really poor preseason. No way he should be starting 23 if this keeps up. And to top it off, I’ve heard he’s picked up cooking as a hobbie over the summer.

 

[DuckYeah]

Happy meal caught smiling again in a photo. He is having a really poor preseason. No way he should be starting 23 if this keeps up. And to top it off, I’ve heard he’s picked up cooking as a hobbie over the summer.

We are going nowhere when we have players well past their prime (Darling), Key defenders that cant defend (Daniels and Cobden), Forwards that stand around with their hands on their hips and are goal hungry greedy (Zurhaars) and players who are shit at footy (happy meal)

 

[Frank Thring]

We are going nowhere when we have players well past their prime (Darling), Key defenders that cant defend (Daniels and Cobden), Forwards that stand around with their hands on their hips and are goal hungry greedy (Zurhaars) and players who are shit at footy (happy meal)

Feeling bullish Duck.

 

[King Corey]

It’s perplexing to me. I get all the training loads and sports science stuff but surely there is scope to get the footy in their hands more than 3 times per week. Have a few dedicated light skills sessions, on top of the higher intensity sessions. 4 days to recover from a 30min scratch match is nuts.

What strikes me is that people usually get into sports or training because they enjoy it.

There's people who will train to the point of exhaustion as part of their own hobbies let alone those around the world paying subs to train and play. Or the myriads of competitive athletes who make f all back for their winnings.

So why a professional sporting body would negotiate training stipulations to be so relatively low is strange. I thought they got into the sport because they enjoy the athlete lifestyle?

The AFLPA seem to treat training like it's serving mandatory time in a Thai prison.

 

[Chip Scab1]

There's people who will train to the point of exhaustion as part of their own hobbies let alone those around the world paying subs to train and play. Or the myriads of competitive athletes who make f all back for their winnings.

So why a professional sporting body would negotiate training stipulations to be so relatively low is strange. I thought they got into the sport because they enjoy the athlete lifestyle?

The AFLPA seem to treat training like it's serving mandatory time in a Thai prison.

I certainly justify my support in the same terms.