Training 2026 Pre Season & Training Reports

[Limerick]

It dont really matter because what ever way you spin it we aint finishing better than han 14th

What we are a chance to finish 14th

 

[SnowRoo]

Update

 

[FlyHigh18]

It really feels like this practice match against the pies is a must-win game. It’s ridiculous, but then so are we.

lol you guys funny

 

[shinboner magic]

What’s the point in a 45 min captains run?

To work out where they’re going for drinks after the game

 

[chubbspeterson]

Just wanted to say that this is great analysis for all of us. Really enjoying the analysis by you and Themanbun!!

Personally, I thought it was pretty derivative! (jokes)

 

[Shinboner Supremacy]

Training (Arden Street Oval)
Wednesday, February 25
10am-11.45am AEDT

Training (Arden Street Oval)
Friday, February 27
10am-12pm AEDT

Captain's Run (Arden Street Oval)
Saturday, February 28
9.45am-10.30am AEDT

 

[Merlin007]

Personally, I thought it was pretty derivative! (jokes)

Yeah, where's Ricky Mangidis when you need him

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Training (Arden Street Oval)
Wednesday, February 25
10am-11.45am AEDT

Training (Arden Street Oval)
Friday, February 27
10am-12pm AEDT

Captain's Run (Arden Street Oval)
Saturday, February 28
9.45am-10.30am AEDT

Another tough four hours in the track.

Really feel for these guys.

 

[desie]

When all’s said and done, it does take a special kind of incompetence from a whole range of people to be as bad as we have for this long - and in a competition that is actually designed to encourage competitive balance.

 

[zoomba23]

Who's Joe?

Joe Mama

 

[Rod Stroker]

When all’s said and done..

..more is said than done.


That's the problem with this team.

 

[chubbspeterson]

Yeah, where's Ricky Mangidis when you need him

Lol. You did a good job breaking it down. Enjoyed it. They certainly walked out of stoppage too easily.

 

[chickenonachain]

Another tough four hours in the track.

Really feel for these guys.

Sums us up doesn’t it . Professional athletes getting paid a lot of money for fours hours training for a week . Help me out what do they do for the rest of the week ? I was going to say hitting the gym but by the look of them that can’t be right .

 

[JZTIME!]

Did anyone get to training yesterday?

 

[Shinboner Supremacy]

Did anyone get to training yesterday?

On deck today. Yesterday was a review in the club unpacking every bit of fridays disaster

 

[Merlin007]

When all’s said and done, it does take a special kind of incompetence from a whole range of people to be as bad as we have for this long - and in a competition that is actually designed to encourage competitive balance.

I think that's the AFL marketing claim, but the reality is the competition is cooked to ensure the perpetual viability of the plastic franchises in the north, which are vital to the broadcast deals.

I abhor Ross Lyon, but he's right about the AFL's nepo babies.

 

[roos_fanatic08]

When all’s said and done, it does take a special kind of incompetence from a whole range of people to be as bad as we have for this long - and in a competition that is actually designed to encourage competitive balance.

Bolded is a complete furphy. How can you have competitive balance when the poorest clubs can't compete in the FA market, and drafts are diluted and designed to benefit the Sydney's, Gold Coast's and Brisbane's of the world.

 

[ChopChopDigDig]

Is there a preview thread for the Collinwood game?

 

[speedy]

Sums us up doesn’t it . Professional athletes getting paid a lot of money for fours hours training for a week . Help me out what do they do for the rest of the week ? I was going to say hitting the gym but by the look of them that can’t be right .

4 hours plenty to keep beach-bod fit. 26 weeks till the off-season and counting.

 

[Possession]

Is there a preview thread for the Collinwood game?

Feels like the wheels have fallen off of this board too

 

[JZTIME!]

Anyone going down to training today?

 

[Passmore]

Is there a preview thread for the Collinwood game?

I think it's the sack Clarksons thread.

 

[Dinkers]

VFL match sim Friday afternoon, someone please attend and report back on how CCJs, Scotts, Harveys, Hansen Jnrs and The KOnts go. DGAF how poorly they play, just as long as they play or are named in the extended VFL side, that would be better. Understated the VFL boys winning last week at Casey, and we don't want that lot stinking it up at that level either.

And then tell me how you saw no sign of Trembath, George, Urquhart, BOABBanch and Whitlock.

That is all!!

 

[King Corey]

VFL match sim Friday afternoon, someone please attend and report back on how CCJs, Scotts, Harveys, Hansen Jnrs and The KOnts go. DGAF how poorly they play, just as long as they play or are named in the extended VFL side, that would be better. Understated the VFL boys winning last week at Casey, and we don't want that lot stinking it up at that level either.

And then tell me how you saw no sign of Trembath, George, Urquhart, BOABBanch and Whitlock.

That is all!!

Kont is a seniors lock mate.

Sleepy Al Biden has been watching his inventive 0 goal games and thought "I want me some more of that".

 

[Dinkers]

Kont is a seniors lock mate.

Sleepy Al Biden has been watching his inventive 0 goal games and thought "I want me some more of that".

Sleepy Al aye, yes I can see the attraction, the Kont isn't silly after 12 shots on goal during the warm up, he realised he needed to move closer to goal than the current 40 metres.
Kicked a couple of points when got within 35.

Sleepy Al is fast becoming this twit.