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While the coaching committee is waiting for people to apply for the job, can they help the Hirds find a plumber?

Apparently he told security it was an anti-inflammatory which he needs to reduce the pain in his nasal passage from his rampant cocaine use.

Reckon we give Scomo a run in the middle this week because at least we know he can tackle.

If he leaves does that mean Rish and Rath will end too? :drunk:

The joker supporting the underdog team who screams "blow the siren" after their team kicks the first goal.

Can we just agree to a draw?

Probably would've won if Ham played.

The Pies did it for Selwood.

Dees were a bit off tonight but still way too good and turned the jets on when needed. Dons are nowhere near the top teams but had some good moments. Next few games for us are winnable and hopefully can get our season back on track.

The Dees should run out through the banner to Freed by Desire.

What are his odds for the Coleman? :drunk::essendon:

We'll probably be stripped of draft picks because of this.

Players will evolve to have larger nostrils to improve their off-field performance.

First half of the game should be played interstate. Then the second half should be played at the G. Allow for 5 hour half time show while teams fly across country.

Each players jumper should have their first goalkicker odds printed on them.

Mia Fev needs to go to Kevin Sheehan for some relationship advice.

Sell some frozen water then when that goes pear shaped start making weird tables.

Sit on your fence and ask your neighbour if you can watch through their window......you can even ask them to turn their telly on too 😉

I think clubs need to get with the times. So, to make players feel good about themselves each player on the list should get a participation award named after a club champion. That way club legends are recognised and all current players get an award including a Hungry Jack's voucher. Win win 🏆 🍔.

It was like Geelong had 22 Gary Rohans out there tonight.

They'll have to advertise the job on Seek soon.

Hearing whispers that Nick Suban will be the new Carlton coach.

Disappointing game but the future is bright.

The Scallop Pies