Meltdown “The Wizard”

[Freomaniac]

Vladimir Putin is also a wizard or magician.

So say bad words to him, he can make you disappear lol

 

[AlwaysHawks15]

Hewitt just did a Nick Watson and I reckon we will hear crickets. Let's see if people are consistent or is this just a Hawthorn bashing thread.

 

[Shane Heard]

Capppperrrr you beauty !

 

[Shane Heard]

So you created a thread just to bash a player for having an unoriginal nickname? Yes he ducks etc, but can't deny he's a brilliant player. Farmer was too, but he's retired now, let the fans etc have fun with their dorky wizard hats, it's not hurting anyone.

Kako is better

 

[cryptor]

You know what is incredibly lame?

Commentators and a few other randoms trying to give some mediocre Hawthorne player the nickname “The Wizard”

I don’t even like Melbourne, but for God’s sake Jeff Farmer isn’t even dead yet (in fact he’s apparently only 47)

Here’s a bit of advice to you Hawthorne dude whatever your name is – how bout you go out and earn your own nick name instead of trying to claim someone else’s

Not imaginative enough to come up with an original name of your own? I think we should be able to help you out

How about “The Brown Smear”

I like that

It has a ring to it

Each generation has a Wizard. He's clearly going to be this ones.

 

[Cactus_]

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Could he pull a rabbit out of his shorts?

 

[PorkPieHat]

Ironic he’s being tall-poppied (don’t you think?).
Hasn’t yet taken a hanger of the Capper mould, but might one day. Needs to put his footy shorts in the dryer perhaps.

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

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What a strange choice of photos for a footy card.

 

[Cactus_]

Mark Ricciuto and Nick Riewoldt were both nicknamed "Roo".
Overlapping nicknames is just something that happens.

They should have been made to fight to the death

Just like with racehorses, duplicate names should be banned

Two players with the same nickname name shows a lamentable lack of imagination

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

The Hobbit

Free kicks for ducking is his precious

Him, Ginni and Moore are an insufferable trio to football purists

Refuse to earn the ball like men

Oh YES!!

The Hobbit.

That is gold. The filthy cheating little dwarf.

Stain on the game these stagers are.

 

[Cactus_]

So you created a thread just to bash a player for having an unoriginal nickname? Yes he ducks etc, but can't deny he's a brilliant player. Farmer was too, but he's retired now, let the fans etc have fun with their dorky wizard hats, it's not hurting anyone.

Correct

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

...but can't deny he's a brilliant player.

What??!!

Huh??

I 100% deny it.

 

[Cactus_]

Hewitt just did a Nick Watson and I reckon we will hear crickets. Let's see if people are consistent or is this just a Hawthorn bashing thread.

Well, it was intended as a Hawthorn bashing thread

But I’m sure folks won’t mind if we allow a bit of blues bashing as well

(Also, Essendon – we can’t have a ducking thread without having a few dive bombers in here)

 

[Cactus_]

Each generation has a Wizard. He's clearly going to be this ones.

When most people hear his nick name they’re going to think about someone else

 

[Cactus_]

The Hobbit

Free kicks for ducking is his precious

Him, Ginni and Moore are an insufferable trio to football purists

Refuse to earn the ball like men

Clubhouse leader

 

[Rod Stroker]

What a strange choice of photos for a footy card.

I wouldn't be surprised if Warrick picked it himself

 

[Cactus_]

Oh YES!!

The Hobbit.

That is gold. The filthy cheating little dwarf.

Stain on the game these stagers are.

There’s that word again . . .

 

[Atomboy]

there's only one Wizard. And it's neither of those guys

Covfefe ?.

 

[Plugger35]

Is this the first ever thread to be moved from Bay 13 back to the main board?

Maybe "The Wizard" really does have magical powers after all.

 

[cryptor]

When most people hear his nick name they’re going to think about someone else

So? People share nicknames all the time. Good to keep the name alive so people don't forget those who came before.

 

[Tugga27]

Could he pull a rabbit out of his shorts?

No, but he can pull a hare out of his arse.

 

[Priddis Is Done]

You know what is incredibly lame?

Commentators and a few other randoms trying to give some mediocre Hawthorne player the nickname “The Wizard”

I don’t even like Melbourne, but for God’s sake Jeff Farmer isn’t even dead yet (in fact he’s apparently only 47)

Here’s a bit of advice to you Hawthorne dude whatever your name is – how bout you go out and earn your own nick name instead of trying to claim someone else’s

Not imaginative enough to come up with an original name of your own? I think we should be able to help you out

How about “The Brown Smear”

I like that

It has a ring to it

Farmer was no wizard.

Ask his missus

I'm sure she didn't enjoy his fists of fury

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Hewitt just did a Nick Watson and I reckon we will hear crickets. Let's see if people are consistent or is this just a Hawthorn bashing thread.

What is a Watson thing?

 

[bluespooner]

The Hawf Wizard can also make his teammates disappear and make it all about himself with a flog "look at me" goal celebration.

Didn't like his goals on Thursday night, Plugger?

 

[TazHawk15]

Didn't like his goals on Thursday night, Plugger?

Plugger does not like anyone or any team being remotely successful.

Why else would you follow the Dwarf Tossers and the NZ cricket team.