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Ophidian Old Boys
Welcome to the Ophidian Old Boys FFC team thread. Being part of Spotswood Campus is being part of something very special, a confederation of elite Rookie School, professional Campus Departments, state of the art Qooty Facilities and is the only collegiate Fantasy Football Club in the SWEET F.A. Founded Season 34 the OOB has already out shined the rest of the competition as proven by our status as reigning Premiers, we also boast in our ranks the S34 EKA winning Best Rookie, the S34 Mobbenfuher Best Player recipient and our players have been awarded five All-SFA blazers including the honor of having the Old Boy’s Captain awarded Captaincy of the ALL-SFA team for S35.
To be called an Ophidian Old Boys is to be part of an influential qooty clique, a professional qooty player who has reached the upper echelons of the SWEET F.A. and gained a prestige that no other clubs offer.
TEAM LOGO
The Ophidian Old Boys team logo is proudly worn on the Old Boys Club Blazer and Qooty Jumper and identifies the bearer as being of superior standing and qooty quality.
The colors (tinctures) and heraldic symbols (charges & ordinaries) on the Old Boys Logo have the following meaning:
The snake represents wisdom
White a true balance of all colours and symbolizes perfection and promotes open-mindedness and self-reflection
Vivid Orange shows ambition
Orchid Purple symbolizes wealth and extravagance
The wreath of laurel surrounding the logo represents triumph and victory
Translation: There is an angry snake in my pants
QOOTY TEAM UNIFORM
Ophidian Old Boy's FFC has designed a modern representative uniform that also reflects the past by bringing back the 'Hoops',
a design whose origins can be traced back to the 1800's.
Spotswood is a suburb of Sweet municipality that is located in a sunken region on the far south western corner surrounded by cliffs. Spotswood nearest neighboring suburb is Waverley with the Waverley Oval ground being situated to the east of its location. The area is bordered by natural bushland on the south and west with magnificent snow plains views to the north (Mt Buller is further north). One of the unique tourist attractions for the area are large caverns dotted around where past digs have been undertaken in the search for troll fossils.
Spotswood Park is nestled comfortable in a gorge and is a welcoming, fit for purpose qootball facility that supports the Old Boy's FFC strategic priorities of establishing themselves as an elite qootball program.
Whilst our facility is an absolutely cutting edge, start of the art facility, there is an expectation of continued growth in the Ophidian Old Boys organisation. So it has been designed with two key factors in mind. The best long-term outcomes are achieved by designing facilities in ways that enable them to be flexible, adaptable and able to be re-invented to cater for changing needs. The design has accommodated the high possibility of future expansion. The facility design and layout promotes safe and optimal flexibility and functionality to accommodate concurrent use of the facility for different activities and events. This includes the design of secondary areas such as carpark, spectator viewing areas, reception/foyer areas, toilets, cafe, kitchen, operational areas and equipment/storage rooms. Nothing has been left to chance, and no expense spared. The qooty stadium has a capacity of over 2,000 people, making it the largest stadium in the Sweet FA.
Back Row L to R
Heisenberg_ / Freddy Swift / Ned_Flanders / The Cryptkeeper / haydo / BRAB / fumbler / Hoos / captain blood 17 / Snake Plissken (Coach)
Middle Row L to R
Braklet / Bonz / U2tigers / Elton Johns Wig (VC) / Tigerturbulance (Capt) / Robertio / Irish BlueBagger / kenneyswarriors / Wickzki / Wacky Tiger
Front Row L to R
TJohn / Iva Bigun / SaintBilly / Fleabane / Mrs Turbo / Ace Rimmer / FireKrakouer
Coach: Jake 'Colonel Robert “Snake” Plissken
The Ophidian Old Boys team selection committee includes the Coach Jake 'Colonel Robert “Snake” Plissken, Head of High-Performance Coaching Ligma, OOB Vice captain Elton Johns Wig and Team Captain Tigerturbulance. The S36 OOB Selection Committee will put the new and returning Old Boys through an extremely rigorous pre-selection camp to ensure only the best represent this proud institution as we move forward S36 and back to back premiership glory.
ROOKIE PROGRAM
Ophidian Old Boys FFC rookies share in each other’s joys, successes and disappointments. They are challenged to appreciate the strengths and individuality of others as they begin to establish their own personal qoals and visions for the future. Enrolment in the Ophidian Old Boys Rookie Program provides aspiring qooty players with an education of the highest standard in combination with accommodation in a caring, well equipped environment.
OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS CAMPUS ENTRY
All rookies, staff and patrons will need to check-in at the front security gate before gaining access to the Ophidian old Boy’s campus. As a patron entering the facilities owned by Ophidian old Boy’s FFC, you are agreeing to adhere to and be aware of the following conditions:
- Ophidian old Boy’s campus is a non-smoking area with the exception of the Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion and the Cigar Lounge
- Participation in qooty and after game celebrations exposes patrons to risks of personal injury; Ophidian old Boy’s will not be liable for any injuries that occur whilst on campus
- Management reserves the right to refuse entry
- Any patron under the influence of alcohol or drugs will not be permitted on campus unless it was ingested as part of an approved Old Boy’s function
- Club levels of access will be reviewed seasonally and adjusted at the discretion of the Ophidian old Boy’s Board of Directors
INNER SANCTUM
For those special teams who currently have shown support continuously for the Old Boys and helped maintain the lofty standards demanded by Spotswood. These exclusive teams deserve something special for their support so will receive access to premium match day offerings at every Spotswood’s game including attendance at the Chancellors after game celebration function, invite and premier seating at the Old Boys Best and Fairest function with full catering and bar as well as enjoying exclusive off-field opportunities and inner sanctum experiences from the club throughout the season.
Clubs with Inner Sanctum Access: Sin City Swamprats / West Coast Wonders
GOLD ACCESS
Full access to facilities and campus and entry to game functions.
Clubs with Gold Access S36: Baghdad Bombers / East Side Phoenix
SILVER ACCESS
Restrictive access to Spottington Common and Sir Aldus Haydovian Pavilion for the sole purpose of qooty, invitation only to game functions.
Clubs with Silver Access: Fighting Furies / Roys FFC / Gumbies FFC / Las Vegas Bears
BRONZE ACCESS
Full security screening and access to Spottington Common for Qooty only. For entering Spotswood Campus the following process for the Bronze teams are in place: On entry to Spotswood Campus all visiting bronze team qooty players will be screened by metal detectors for the possession of guns, weapons and dangerous objects.
- The screening will be conducted by authorized Ophidian Old Boy's security personnel or other authorized employees
- Visiting bronze team qooty players will only be allowed to use the entries designated for metal detector activates
- all visiting bronze team qooty players will be asked to remove metal objects from his or her person and be scanned again. If, after the removal of other metal objects, the detector activates again, the student will not be allowed admittance and will have a full strip search and cavity check.
- On exit of Spotswood Campus all visiting bronze team qooty players will be screened by metal detectors and OOB Security will inspect the contents of any brief case, knapsack, purse or parcel that may contain stolen goods
- All property removed from visiting qooty players as a result of the above procedure will be kept by OOB staff and pawned to finance the end of qooty season trip.
- Bronze teams are to be escorted and removed immediately at the completion of the game.
COPROLITE ACCESS
Clubs that have demonstrated low moral fiber and the inability to maintain the high standards expected of them within the walls of Spotswood Campus will receive the coprolite rating. Any team receiving this level of access will be refused access onto campus or its facilities including any form of change rooms. Alternative playing venue will be arranged and posted before the games scheduled date and if Coprolite teams need to change before the game we suggest they use the facilities at Qar Park. If teams of this level are found anywhere around the facility their members will be sprayed with fire hoses to remove the putrid waste.
Clubs with Coprolite Level Access: Dragons FFC
Please Note: for any clubs that want to dispute their club access level ranking, please forward all gripes in writing to
the Spotswood Security Operations Manager Braklet
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