Media 🛒SWEET PICKERS - WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS SHOULD STAY IN VEGAS💰

[Tigerturbulance]

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The show follows sweet collectable pickers Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo, who travel around the land of SWEET to buy (or "pick") various items for resale, for clients, or for their personal collections.

We're looking for amazing things buried in teams club houses or stadiums. What most qooty players see as junk, we see as dollar signs. We'll buy anything we think we can make Clarke Money on. Each item we pick has SFA history all its own. And the people we meet? Well, the SFA folk are breed all their own.

We make a living telling the history of SWEET F.A.... one piece at a time.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

EPISODE 1
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS SHOULD STAY IN VEGAS​

Scene - The location is Los Carraras Shopping Centre, Nou Camp and Turbo and Mrs T pull up in their SWEET Picking van to visit the Captain of the Bears tony and go through his mighty collection of bears paraphernalia housed in a dozen massive outbuildings and a stadium in the sky.


MRS T: All right so I've been talking to this casino manager. His name's tony and he's got a lot of stuff.

I think some of it might be stolen but I am sure he will make us an offer we can’t refuse.

He has heritage jumpers, stuffed moose’s, bear rugs and lots of contraband taken from the Tandy’s store.

TURBO: Are you kidding me? A guy named tony that has stolen stuff and a stuffed Muddiemoose , yeah totally interested. This is gonna be really cool.


A short over weight man with oiled back hair and blue polyester slacks with what appeared to be a pistol in his waist band walks slowly to the pickers van.


TURBO: Hey you tony?

TONY: Whose asking?

MRS T: How ya doing, I’m the owner of MrsTs Tavern and I was talking to you on the phone the other day about possible looking around and maybe buying some stuff?

TONY: Yes, yes.

TURBO: How long you been in the SWEET casino business?

TONY: six seasons now and please exit the vehicle and let me show you around.

Turbo, Mrs T and tony enter Los Carraras Shopping Centre

MRS T: look at this.

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TONY: You have a good eye Mrs T, that’s Senor M original complaints box. When he came over from the Furies season 34 it was full so we stored it here and gave him a new one.

MRS T: That's killer.

TURBO: You know, I saw that thing. I was like oh my god, it looks battered and stuffed up, like something nobody would want.

MRS T: I’m a sucker for anything beaten up and useless, I was like I gotta have that thing.

TONY: You won’t want this as every time you open the Senor M complaints box the hinges squeak something awful, really annoys people, its like finger nails down a chalk board.

Mrs T: It's cool man.

TURBO: What would you want for something like this?

TONY: About 100 Clarke Money, give or take.

MRS T: Really?

TURBO: That's good money, not sure other than the Bears you’d get a buyer for Senor M Complaint Box, it would be a hard sell Mrs T.

MRS TURBO: Well maybe we can walk around a little bit and I'll stew on it.

TURBO: So tony how did you get the teamsters name the Las Vegas Bear?

TONY: we started out season 04 as the Las Vegas Fantasy Football Club and our tag was the Bears. That team got in trouble after 3 seasons so we had to go on the lamb. When it was safe after 15 seasons had past we launched an expansion bid season 18 and decided to call ourselves Las Vegas Bears to give us street cred.

TURBO: I'll be darned.

TONY: I likes you twin turbos, so I tell you what I’m going to give you a break. I’m keeping the Senor M complaints box and keeping it on the shelf locked up, this is doing you and the whole SFA a favour capisce?

TURBO: OK tony, understand, thanks for showing us around and we will get out of your well-oiled hair while we still have knee caps.

TONY: I think you are pazzo for wanting anything of Senor M but I think of you as amico so come back anytime and see if we can’t make a deal on some Tandy merchandise, just happen to have some that fell off the back of a truck if you get my meaning.


Mrs T and Turbo hop in the van and drive off, beeping the horn and waving out the window to tony.


TURBO: glad we got out of there in one piece, something about tony tells me you don’t want to cross him

MRS T: have we got time to pull in on the strip and have a margarita or two or three?

TURBO: when in Vegas baby…………………..

Scene ends with back of van cruising down the Las Vegas strip


To be continued at another stadium NEAR YOU………………………….

 

[Pugsley]

Classic

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Classic

rusty gold my old friend

 

[Senor M]

 

[Tigerturbulance]

 

[tony]

EPISODE 1
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS SHOULD STAY IN VEGAS​

Scene - The location is Los Carraras Shopping Centre, Nou Camp and Turbo and Mrs T pull up in their SWEET Picking van to visit the Captain of the Bears tony and go through his mighty collection of bears paraphernalia housed in a dozen massive outbuildings and a stadium in the sky.


MRS T: All right so I've been talking to this casino manager. His name's tony and he's got a lot of stuff.

I think some of it might be stolen but I am sure he will make us an offer we can’t refuse.

He has heritage jumpers, stuffed moose’s, bear rugs and lots of contraband taken from the Tandy’s store.

TURBO: Are you kidding me? A guy named tony that has stolen stuff and a stuffed Muddiemoose , yeah totally interested. This is gonna be really cool.


A short over weight man with oiled back hair and blue polyester slacks with what appeared to be a pistol in his waist band walks slowly to the pickers van.


TURBO: Hey you tony?

TONY: Whose asking?

MRS T: How ya doing, I’m the owner of MrsTs Tavern and I was talking to you on the phone the other day about possible looking around and maybe buying some stuff?

TONY: Yes, yes.

TURBO: How long you been in the SWEET casino business?

TONY: six seasons now and please exit the vehicle and let me show you around.

Turbo, Mrs T and tony enter Los Carraras Shopping Centre

MRS T: look at this.

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TONY: You have a good eye Mrs T, that’s Senor M original complaints box. When he came over from the Furies season 34 it was full so we stored it here and gave him a new one.

MRS T: That's killer.

TURBO: You know, I saw that thing. I was like oh my god, it looks battered and stuffed up, like something nobody would want.

MRS T: I’m a sucker for anything beaten up and useless, I was like I gotta have that thing.

TONY: You won’t want this as every time you open the Senor M complaints box the hinges squeak something awful, really annoys people, its like finger nails down a chalk board.

Mrs T: It's cool man.

TURBO: What would you want for something like this?

TONY: About 100 Clarke Money, give or take.

MRS T: Really?

TURBO: That's good money, not sure other than the Bears you’d get a buyer for Senor M Complaint Box, it would be a hard sell Mrs T.

MRS TURBO: Well maybe we can walk around a little bit and I'll stew on it.

TURBO: So tony how did you get the teamsters name the Las Vegas Bear?

TONY: we started out season 04 as the Las Vegas Fantasy Football Club and our tag was the Bears. That team got in trouble after 3 seasons so we had to go on the lamb. When it was safe after 15 seasons had past we launched an expansion bid season 18 and decided to call ourselves Las Vegas Bears to give us street cred.

TURBO: I'll be darned.

TONY: I likes you twin turbos, so I tell you what I’m going to give you a break. I’m keeping the Senor M complaints box and keeping it on the shelf locked up, this is doing you and the whole SFA a favour capisce?

TURBO: OK tony, understand, thanks for showing us around and we will get out of your well-oiled hair while we still have knee caps.

TONY: I think you are pazzo for wanting anything of Senor M but I think of you as amico so come back anytime and see if we can’t make a deal on some Tandy merchandise, just happen to have some that fell off the back of a truck if you get my meaning.


Mrs T and Turbo hop in the van and drive off, beeping the horn and waving out the window to tony.


TURBO: glad we got out of there in one piece, something about tony tells me you don’t want to cross him

MRS T: have we got time to pull in on the strip and have a margarita or two or three?

TURBO: when in Vegas baby…………………..

Scene ends with back of van cruising down the Las Vegas strip


To be continued at another stadium NEAR YOU………………………….

I should have sold you the moose head, his beady little eyes stare at me all day and it gives me the creeps.

 

[James Colorado]

MRS T: I’m a sucker for anything beaten up and useless, I was like I gotta have thing.

That's the card you played, Tigerturbulance?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I should have sold you the moose head, his beady little eyes stare at me all day and it gives me the creeps.
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How many clakemonies for the Moose Head tony ?

 

[tony]

How many clakemonies for the Moose Head tony ?

 

[grumbleguts]

 

[Mrs Turbo]

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Are any of those guns available to pick grumbleguts ?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

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I may have to switch to may ALT account -thats where all the ClarkeMonies are held.

One Moment please...
Tigerturbulance - is this a good deal? You're the experienced one when it come to valuing Moose heads!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

That's the card you played, Tigerturbulance?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I may have to switch to may ALT account -thats where all the ClarkeMonies are held.

One Moment please...
Tigerturbulance - is this a good deal? You're the experienced one when it come to valuing Moose heads!

oh and the Moose head is a great deal as well

 

[Mrs Turbo]

oh and the Moose head is a great deal as well

tony just one question before we shake on the Moose deal...

Is this Moose one that you have 'personally' shot yourself, and not just one that you ordered to have killed...

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Are any of those guns available to pick grumbleguts ?

no wonder I've got you as a picking partner

 

[tony]

tony just one question before we shake on the Moose deal...

Is this Moose one that you have 'personally' shot yourself, and not just one that you ordered to have killed...

I killed this one and his mates personally after they took me hostage.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

DEAL!

and a BIG Congratulations to you too for having the first item picked tony

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I killed this one and his mates personally after they took me hostage.

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love ya work tony

 

[Tigerturbulance]

DEAL!

and a BIG Congratulations to you too for having the first item picked tony

wish you hadn't struck a bargain so quick MrsT,
while you were picking Senor M complaint box I pocketed a jar of Captains Test Tickle I found on a shelf,



we had some bargaining power with that and could have done an exchange for One Hundred G's

 

[Mrs Turbo]

wish you hadn't struck a bargain so quick MrsT,
while you were picking Senor M complaint box I pocketed a jar of Captains Test Tickle I found on a shelf,

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we had some bargaining power with that and could have done an exchange for One Hundred G's

 

[tony]

DEAL!

and a BIG Congratulations to you too for having the first item picked tony

Its a pleasure doing business with you.

 

[fumbler]

Wow, you should be suspended for 13 weeks for this.

I hope you tear up and salt your weeties.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Wow, you should be suspended for 13 weeks for this.

I hope you tear up and salt your weeties.