100% John Ceglar

[Old Spice]

Some other threads have been sullied by non-Ceglar talk. This one is devoted exclusively to Ceglar.

Any non-Ceglar talk will be heavily frowned upon.

http://www.afl.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/208/newsid/101516/default.aspx

In his own words
What type of player are you?
A mobile ruckman.

Which AFL player do you feel you resemble and why?
Hamish McIntosh.

What are your strengths as a footballer?
Ruck work and fitness.

What parts of your game would you like to improve?
Marking and weight.

Which AFL team do you support and how did you come to barrack for them?
North Melbourne because my dad played for them.

Who has been the biggest influence on your career so far, and why?
Dad - he's always helping me where I can improve.

http://www.afl.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/208/newsid/101516/default.aspx

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Ceglar.

 

[Zahki]

Where do you think Ceglar plans to keep his 2011 Norm Smith medal?

 

[Paddywhackers]

Do you think we can go back to back in 2011 OS?

 

[Old Spice]

Where do you think Ceglar plans to keep his 2011 Norm Smith medal?

Not down his pants, it's totally full down there.

Do you think we can go back to back in 2011 OS?

With Ceglar, it's a lock.

 

[NT.Thunder]

He looks like a deer in the headlights!!!

Are you sure he's the messiah, or just a very naughty boy?

I know nothing of him so wont comment, but he sure likes Nth Melbourne....Not a good 1st impression for me.

Any footage of him?

Why are ruckman so boring!!! Except for you Jolly......I LOVE YOU MAN

 

[Markfs]

not down his pants, it's totally full down there.

tmi....

 

[joxstrap]

KEG - lar

or

SEG - lar

 

[shawthing09]

Dave sure has a thing for dopey looking tall dudes. It's safe to say they are his "type"

 

[TradeDraft]

I thought you where saying the Ceglar trade was already Done?

 

[Thommo 42]

A rich mans John Cena

 

[Old Spice]

tmi....

Can't you see the Old in my name - don't make me google terms, it hurts my honeycombed fingers.

 

[Zahki]

Too Much Information, Spicey. And you should apologise to Dave, you clearly got his hopes up with the thread title.

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

Not down his pants, it's totally full down there.



With Ceglar, it's a lock.

His name is close enough to Dirk Diggler for mine - sign him up!

 

[didaka]

Not down his pants, it's totally full down there.

You saying Ceglar has a 3rd Leglar?

 

[Dylz48]

I think he may be able to broker peace between Barham and Beams

 

[Old Spice]

Too Much Information, Spicey. And you should apologise to Dave, you clearly got his hopes up with the thread title.

Yes, sorry about that Dave.

His name is close enough to Dirk Diggler for mine - sign him up!

You saying Ceglar has a 3rd Leglar?

Let's just say he has [strike] an enormous knob [/strike] errr, a massive penis. I mean, a third penis. Leg. Wink, wink.

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

I think he may be able to broker peace between Barham and Beams

Frown - that's a clever trick to steer the conversation away from Ceglar. What I was hoping for was some smutty rhyming innuendo about 'Cigar' and 'Ceglar'.

 

[NT.Thunder]

He'll need more than a 3rd leg to pull chicks judging by that photo......

Now any videos....And not the Dirk Diggler style movies

 

[Old Spice]

Frown - that's a clever trick to steer the conversation away from Ceglar. What I was hoping for was some smutty rhyming innuendo about 'Cigar' and 'Ceglar'.

He's suffered the frown now, can't say that no-one was warned about stinking this thread up with non-Ceglar talk.

N.T. there is a video in the link in the opening post.

 

[DWil6]

OS, is Ceglar, aka Tripod, aka the human eel, running a helmet in that photo or is that his natural boufant?? Either way, he'd feel safe diving headlong into a pack. Argh.. Can't figure out how to turn 'diving headlong' into innuendo.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

What will we have to pay Ceglar after he wins next year's Brownlow and B&F?

 

[Vinnie Vegas]

Frown - that's a clever trick to steer the conversation away from Ceglar. What I was hoping for was some smutty rhyming innuendo about 'Cigar' and 'Ceglar'.

Someone at EB&W already whipped out the impressive "Cloke but no Ceglar"...

And speaking of whipping out something impressive...

 

[DWil6]

Nice! VV gets us back on track.

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

Someone at EB&W already whipped out the impressive "Cloke but no Ceglar"...

And speaking of whipping out something impressive...

Bravo! BRAVO!

 

[Old Spice]

That's pretty good.