Media 12 of the BESTY with TESTY. Episode 72 LUCKY LAST with AuntyBlindEye

[Test Tickle]

Episode 1 - DemonJim
Episode 2 - AceAndy
Episode 3 - Tigerturbulance
Episode 4 - SarahSmiles
Episode 5 - Yakker
Episode 6 - NaturalDisaster
Episode 7 - TJASTA
Episode 8 - JoshWoodenSpoon
Episode 9 - Mobbs
Episode 10 - crowmyzone
Episode 11 - xenxen
Episode 12 - Proper Gander
Episode 13 - Barrybran
Episode 14 - The Jesus
Episoce 15 - The Half Back
Episode 16 - MWPP
Episode 17 - manangatang
Episode 18 - Loonerty
Episode 19 - TheInjuryFactory
Episode 20 - Dingster
Episode 21 - por_please_ya
Episode 22 - Ant Bear
Episode 23 - Callums_Guns
Episode 24 - Tony Lynn 15
Episode 25 - I Dont Care
Episode 26 - Ned_Flanders
Episode 27 - Tandy
Episode 28 - JackNah-8
Episode 29 - Agent93
Episode 30 - ClarkeM
Episode 31 - philreich
Episode 32 - Matera92
Episode 33 - CazC30
Episode 34 - ArdentEagle
Episode 35 - Sparkle
Episode 36 - The Filth Wizard
Episode 37 - WaynesWorld19
Episode 38 - Noobz0r
Episode 39 - harry000
Episode 40 - Firestarter
Episode 41 - U2tigers
Episode 42 - WFL
Episode 43 - KohPhi
Episode 44 - Nunez
Episode 45 - JT_the_Man
Episode 46 - Golumless
Episode 47 - pantskyle
Episode 48 - haydo
Episode 49 - Elton Johns Wig
Episode 50 - CALL ME SNAKE
Episode 51 - okeydoke7
Episode 52 - DERO
Episode 53 - fitzroybowiedog
Episode 54 - comewhatmay
Episode 55 - fumbler
Episode 56 - jmoo wan
Episode 57 - zackah
Episode 58 - Jivlain
Episode 59 - sportsmaniac89
Episode 60 - brahj
Episode 61 - Far Kern
Episode 62 - Headless
Episode 63 - Fizzler
Episode 64 - Ljp86
Episode 65 - Rodney Dangerfield
Episode 66 - Tarkyn_24
Episode 67 - StFly
Episode 68 - GotTheGoodes
Episode 69 - sausageroll
Episode 70 - Quivorir
Episode 71 - Antonio BlueVein
Episode 72 - AuntyBlindEye

 

[ClarkeM]

Season 29 is also COMING SOON

 

[Test Tickle]

Season 29 is also COMING SOON

This weekend hopefully, huge workload going in to this one.

 

[DemonJim]

Why would you not wait till you have something before posting it? Why post a place holder? Is someone going to steal your idea?

 

[Test Tickle]

Why would you not wait till you have something before posting it? Why post a place holder? Is someone going to steal your idea?

Just wanted to get you excited and a bit itchy in the underwear.

 

[DemonJim]

Just wanted to get you excited and a bit itchy in the underwear.

Just bought a fresh pair...

They won't start getting itchy for a couple of weeks.

 

[Test Tickle]

Just bought a fresh pair...

They won't start getting itchy for a couple of weeks.

You've just nominated yourself for Episode 3, congratulations.

 

[AceAndy]

Episode 1 with AceAndy ... is on its way.
Episode 2 with Tigerturbulance ... stay tuned.

Pressure is on , i need to get onto this.

 

[Test Tickle]

12 of the BESTY with TESTY and DemonJim

Q1. Besides myself, who makes you laugh the most within the SFA community?
I'm a grumpy old fu**. No one really makes me laugh anymore. I've been around for a lot of seasons. I have gout. Get off my lawn!

Q2. If you were a crayon, what color would you be and why?
What sort of ******* question is this?

Q3. What is your favorite position on the qooty field?
Any position that would finally get me a bloody Mobbs Medal!

Q4. Besides myself, who inspires you the most within the SFA community?
No one. Although saying that, I don't mind that old bloke Broken... and Mobbs goes alright at it.

Q5. What do you eat the night before a game of qooty?
I make sure to have a big roast, pizza and an African horned cucumber.
I like to wash that down with a few 6-packs of Melbourne's finest, Nieta's Demon Brew

Q6. What is your favorite motivational music?
I'm partial to "mom's spaghetti"

Q7. What one change would you make to the SFA if you could?
Probably an upgrade to the algorithm. Make it more random, and make the actual plays on the field equal the stats at the end/vice versa

Q8. Besides Tigerturbulance, what’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?
Crusty Dick cheese. Quivorir in the locker rooms is not a pleasant teammate.

Q9. Do you have any particular superstitions before a game of qooty?
Lot's of sex on gameday. And the drunker you are the better you play!

Q10. Besides your own team, which team do you think will be the hardest to beat in S28?
Bears will be tough again. Swampies are always difficult. Warriors may be up and about again.

Q11. If you were a food item, what would you be and why?
African Horned Cucumber.

Q12. How confident are you about your teams success in S28?
We're the Demons. Of course we're confident of failure.

 

[DemonJim]

Episode 1 - Demon Jim (19/07/19 Post#9)

That's amazing! Demon Jim hasn't been around... like ever. How did you get this interview?

 

[Test Tickle]

That's amazing! Demon Jim hasn't been around... like ever. How did you get this interview?

Good to see you're on the ball!

 

[Test Tickle]

12 of the BESTY with TESTY and AceAndy

Q1. Besides myself, who makes you laugh the most within the SFA community?
I am a big fan of dad jokes so philreich always make me laugh although I have been advised to not encourage him by liking his posts but I can't seem to help it.
Love the work of KohPhi , Tony Lynn 15 and TheCoach16 , just reckon they are the funniest blokes on BF. A couple of other Bombers crowmyzone and CALL ME SNAKE are very clever and funny.
There is also some very funny posters amongst the team captains.

Q2. If you were a crayon, what color would you be and why?
I think you mean what colour you seppo flog.
I would think a pretty laid back , relaxed, chilled type of colour like tea green would capture my persona. In relation to the qooty field a fiery red would reflect my win at all costs / take no prisoners on field persona.

Q3. What is your favorite position on the qooty field?
I only played ruck-rover last season so I would have to say it is my favourite.
During the recent exhibition matches played in the ruck, half back flank and even started on the interchange bench. Didn’t rate any of these positions at all.

Q4. Besides myself, who inspires you the most within the SFA community?
Hard to go past SFA supremo Ant Bear , a truly inspirational figure on and off the qooty field and all round great bloke.
NB. The above statement may have been made under duress, think hostage situation.

Q5. What do you eat the night before a game of qooty?
I like to go all out for Saturday night’s meal so it is a half dozen party pies or a medium Big Mac meal with diet coke. Perfect lead up to a Sunday game.

Q6. What is your favorite motivational music?
I have the following tracks on repeat on match days:
Eye of the Tiger (Katy Perry)
TubThumping (Chumbawamba)
I Did It My Way (The Sex Pistols)

Q7. What one change would you make to the SFA if you could?
Penalise those posters that don’t finish top 10 threads, I find this incredibly annoying.
If you only complete a top 5 you get suspended for 5 weeks , only manage 2 then its an 8 week suspension for you.

Q8. Besides Tigerturbulance, what’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?
Tigerturbulance in the change rooms is a very frightening sight and smell. I guess the smell always reminds me of when our cat takes a s**t behind the couch. Quite repulsive and stomach churning.

Q9. Do you have any particular superstitions before a game of qooty?
Always wear the same reg grundies on match day , wore them on the day of our first victory against the Hawks in season 27 so I make sure I am wearing them each match day. May need to look at washing them one day.

Q10. Besides your own team, which team do you think will be the hardest to beat in S28?
I am expecting both the Furies and the Roys to bounce back this season and be very competitive. Also hoping both the Warriors and Demons will be fighting it out for the wooden spoon.
I suspect the Gumbies will be annoyingly competitive all year and the Bears, Hawks and Royals will have a strong showing.

Q11. If you were a food item, what would you be and why?
Pretty strange question that. A very expensive rib eye fillet, desired by just about everyone but out of reach for most.

Q12. How confident are you about your teams success in S28?
Very confident the Dragons will go all the way in season 28. As the great Carlton coach Mick Malthouse said I cant see us losing another game this year.

 

[Test Tickle]

12 of the BESTY with TESTY and Tigerturbulance

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Literally in tears that I haven't been approached by Test Tickle

 

[Test Tickle]

Literally in tears that I haven't been approached by Test Tickle

GOTCHA, you have now my friend.

 

[Yakker]

Don’t even bother interviewing me .......... unless you really think you should

 

[TJASTA]

lol what a bunch of losers

 

[Tigerturbulance]

lol what a bunch of losers

Mr TJASTA;

although your application is very strong, we regretfully inform you that you have been unsuccessful in your application to be part of Besty with Testy.

In consideration of your loser body of work we consider you to be over qualified and at the NaturalDisaster end of the spectrum of losers.

Yours Sincerely

TTs

 

[NaturalDisaster]

12 of the Besty with Testy and Tigerturbulance

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No love for the guy who brought him into the league. Ungrateful campaigner

 

[Tigerturbulance]

No love for the guy who brought him into the league. Ungrateful campaigner

when you didn't visit me in the AdSense jail I thought you'd turned your back on me, are you saying there is still a chance for us

 

[NaturalDisaster]

when you didn't visit me in the AdSense jail I thought you'd turned your back on me, are you saying there is still a chance for us

I did, but you were sleeping.

 

[Far Kern]

12 of the Besty with Testy and Tigerturbulance

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Um, thanks Tigerturbulance

I voted you number one in the beez. Absolutely love your work.

 

[Far Kern]

Um, thanks Tigerturbulance

I voted you number one in the beez. Absolutely love your work.

And then I went with the serious votes for people that contribute properly.

 

[Test Tickle]

12 of the BESTY with TESTY and SarahSmiles

Q1. Besides myself, who makes you laugh the most within the SFA community?
okeydoke7 Except he doesn't realise we're laughing at him, not with him

Q2. If you were a crayon, what color would you be and why?
Orange. Purely because I ******* love oranges. They're literally the most versatile fruit.
Are you thirsty? Orange.
Are you hungry? Orange.
Need a half time refresher? Orange.
Got broken up with? Orange.
Got absolutely dragged by the sim? Orange.
Problem solved. Crisis averted. Vitamin C gained.

Q3. What is your favorite position on the qooty field?
I'd say Ruck Rover but I've played with Ant Bear for majority of my career so I have no idea what it feels like. For that reason, I'll go with FF. I can sit on my arse all day, get fed easy marks and finish the day with a bag. What's better?

Q4. Besides myself, who inspires you the most within the SFA community?
NaturalDisaster His match posting trolling is legendary.

Q5. What do you eat the night before a game of qooty?
Pizza. A lot of Pizza.

Q6. What is your favorite motivational music?
Better now - Post Malone
We built this city - Starship
Nutbush City Limits - Tina Turner
And of course; Anthony McDonald Tipungwuti - Picket Place

Q7. What one change would you make to the SFA if you could?
Removing the Bombers.
Thank me later

Q8. Besides AceAndy what’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?
The deep heat that Nunez uses.
Always thought that "Durex play Strawberry lubricant" was a weird name for deep heat

Q9. Do you have any particular superstitions before a game of qooty?
7-11 coffee.

Q10. Besides your own team, which team do you think will be the hardest to beat in S28?
Certainly not the Bears

Q11. If you were a food item, what would you be and why?
Nachos. I really like salsa

Q12. How confident are you about your teams success in S28?
Sim wise - Not at all. We got rid of Ant Bear
Posting wise - A lot. We got rid of Ant Bear

 

[Test Tickle]

12 of the BESTY with TESTY and Yakker

Q1. Besides myself, who makes you laugh the most within the SFA community?
You only make me laugh the most cos you tickle me ❤. There are so many funny characters in the league but I would have to say Proper Gander . She has a really offbeat humour that always has me spitting a mouthful of coffee onto the iPad. I went through 4 last season.

Q2. If you were a crayon, what color would you be and why?
Remember fruit tingles and you had that multi coloured one? I’d be like that.

Q3. What is your favorite position on the qooty field?
Did I tell you about the time I played centre in the S26 grand final. Kicked 3 goals in 3 minutes to set up a record winning margin in a grand final. If you ever wanna hear the story let me know or ask TJASTA

Q4. Besides myself, who inspires you the most within the SFA community?
cooney for sure. An absolute stalwart of the game.

Q5. What do you eat the night before a game of qooty?
5 tins of baked beans for obvious reasons

Q6. What is your favorite motivational music?
I am currently pumping out some of Nana Mouskouri’s greatest hits to get the juices flowing before a game. Before that I was partial to a little bit of Barbara Streisand but only her early stuff.

Q7. What one change would you make to the SFA if you could?
There should be a nude round. Imagine the shrinkage at the Dome Hahahhaha

Q8. Besides DemonJim , what’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?
I once smelled mothballs. Took me ages to get his trousers of but once I had, ppffffoooooaaaaar!

Q9. Do you have any particular superstitions before a game of qooty?
Never whistle with your mouth full.

Q10. Besides your own team, which team do you think will be the hardest to beat in S28?
I really think it’s the year of the CIW to be honest.

Q11. If you were a food item, what would you be and why?
You know them multi coloured fruit tingles? I’d be one of them. Highly sought after and everyone wants one but then when you eat it it just the same as all the others .... FML

Q12. How confident are you about your teams success in S28?
Not at all now that the winningest captain in the history of the game has stepped down.