Media The Official Compendium of 'Know Your Opponents' Episodes for Season 35

[Falconista]

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Round ten's edition of KYO coincided with us hosting the Gumbies, and the family I used to describe them are the Kardashians. "Why the Kardashians?" I hear you ask (although if you were to ask "Who are the Kardashians?" then you will find favour with me). Well here's why. They're both made of plastic, run for longer than they should, kind of vacant and got famous by showing their naked arses on the internet. I've taken some artistic license here and in a stroke of absolute genius I took the Kar from Kardashians and replaced it with the Gum from Gumbies. So my gift to you campaigners today is The Gumdashians!

Here’s the main family members:

The Gumdashians are a family in Sweet prominent in the fields of entertainment, reality television, fashion design, and getting no respect. Through different ventures, several members of the family have assets of over a billion Clarkemonies. Den Gumdashian became a celebrity in season 34, after having an 'arthouse' film leaked featuring someone named The Foolback , this enabled the family to rise to notoriety. They appeared together on the highly popular reality television show Going Down with the Gumdashians. The show's 14-season run gave and maintained media exposure to each member of the family, allowing them to start and build their individual careers in multiple businesses under their own separate brand.

Founded by Barrybran Genner (née Gibb) and Rodney Dangerfield Gumdashian, it includes their children Falconista , DenieD , Dory_77 , and StFly Gumdashian, as well as their grandchildren. After Rodney and Barry divorced, Baz remarried to Olympic marathon champion GWS Goose Genner (then known as Bruce) they had two daughters: Mop and CatToTheFuture Genner. Notable extended relatives include Mop and Cat's half-siblings (through Goose and his marriage to himself), miggs and ossie_21 Genner.

Falconista previously dated American entrepreneur Scott Disick who flips houses for a living (you should see the size of the spatula); they have three children - Aucklander Tigerlaird & Jeremias. In 2022, he married Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker.

Den was married to American rapper and record producer Kanye West; they have four children - North West, South West, East West and John West.

Dory previously dated some hoser basketball player Tristan Thompson eh; they have two children - Brick Loosener & Supercheapgiants .

StFly previously dated American rapper and model Blac Chyna; they have one child named Ned Ryerson . Cat previously dated American rapper and singer Travis Scott; they have two children - twins BlueE & bone2468 (although nobody has seen them together in the same place).

Rodney initially received attention for being one of the lawyers during the TJASTA murder case, but the family parlayed Den's 'SBS-worthy' film, Den Gumdashian, Replicant, into a reality television and business empire. They have since been referred to as "Sweet's least famous family" by Glamour, "one of the least influential family 'dynasties' in the world" by Insider, and the biggest influencers of the 2010s by Vogue (this isn't a good thing btw). They are the focus of the book Gumdashian Gynasty: The Controversial Rise of America's Rubber Family by Peter FitzSimons.

The family is best known for their longest running reality television show, Going Down with the Kardashians. Spinoffs included: Falc and Den Take Geevegas; Falc and Dory Take Geevegas; Falc and Den Give Geevegas Back; Dory & Llama; Falc and Den Forgot They Left Something In Geeveas So Take It Back Again; Falc and Dory Take The Dandenongs; Party Gulls and Nine Lives of CatToTheFuture. In Season 34, the family debuted their new reality television series Who Framed Roger Foolback?.

Congratulations Mr B, you successfully made me Google 'Scott Disser'. Also, thankyou for having me as the one married to the talented Travis Barker and not the one married to the perplexing Ye.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Congratulations Mr B, you successfully made me Google 'Scott Disser'. Also, thankyou for having me as the one married to the talented Travis Barker and not the one married to the perplexing Ye.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Afternoon Sweet, or morning if you’re asleep and read this tomorrow. It’s KYO time again, and the topic of discussion in round eleven were the Ophidian Old Boys Farts. The fictional family I’ve chosen to describe the OOFs is the Brady family. No, not Tom Brady and his supermodel ex or Mike ‘Up There Qazaly’ Brady but the Brady family from the TV show of the 1960’s to 70’s called The Brady Bunch (ask Mobbs he’ll remember the show). So for this edition, say hello to...

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So the Brady family were bits of two different families who joined up to make a new family when a couple named Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo decided to get married and they took their existing kids, locked them in a house and said “you’re a family now”. Mr Brady had three sons named Elton Johns Wig (who had a tight ‘fro and even tighter flares), Braklet (who found a cursed tiki idol while on holiday in Hawaii) and Robertio (who drank way too much stout for a pre-pubescent boy). Meanwhile Mrs Brady had three daughters named U2tigers (who had their nose squished by a qooty ball in a clumsy ruck duel), Ligma (who overcompensates for being the ignored middle child by being chatty as f*ck) and Bonz (who had curls). The kids were into each other in a big way, if you believe the ruours. In fact there are many skeletons in the Brady closet, from intimate relations to drug & alcohol use to infighting to STD’s to Bonz’s hair falling out due to over bleaching. Common OOF things.

There were other characters too, such as the family housemaid Mobbs who cleans up after the family, makes sammiches and ironically designs buildings for a family whose father is an architect. There was BRAB the butcher who was bringing Mobbs the meat according to the classic Beastie Boys song ‘Shake Your Rump’, Ligma had an imaginary boyfriend named haydo Glass who used to 'send' her flowers or 'call' her on the phone, U2Tigers had a best friend named The Jesus who Wigs started dating just to annoy Bono, there was a dog named Garfield (who died early in the first season and had to be replaced, only for the replacement to disappear leaving the doghouse where the cast members used to make out empty), Mrs Brady’s cousin SaintBilly who player the role of Joe Namath and played qooty with Robertio after his car had vapour lock, and Mr Brady’s boss Ned_Flanders who only appeared in 3 episodes but was often talked about.

Finally there was Cousin Greenery who was a young kid added late in the show due to some far-fetched plot addition. Much like the East Side-Happy Days notion of ‘Jumping the Hawk’, the addition of younger children to sitcoms that seem to have run their course, in an attempt to improve declining ratings, became a television trend popularly known as the "Cousin Greenery Syndrome".

 

[Greenery]

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Afternoon Sweet, or morning if you’re asleep and read this tomorrow. It’s KYO time again, and the topic of discussion in round eleven were the Ophidian Old Boys Farts. The fictional family I’ve chosen to describe the OOFs is the Brady family. No, not Tom Brady and his supermodel ex or Mike ‘Up There Qazaly’ Brady but the Brady family from the TV show of the 1960’s to 70’s called The Brady Bunch (ask Mobbs he’ll remember the show). So for this edition, say hello to...

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So the Brady family were bits of two different families who joined up to make a new family when a couple named Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo decided to get married and they took their existing kids, locked them in a house and said “you’re a family now”. Mr Brady had three sons named Elton Johns Wig (who had a tight ‘fro and even tighter flares), Braklet (who found a cursed tiki idol while on holiday in Hawaii) and Robertio (who drank way too much stout for a pre-pubescent boy). Meanwhile Mrs Brady had three daughters named U2tigers (who had their nose squished by a qooty ball in a clumsy ruck duel), Ligma (who overcompensates for being the ignored middle child by being chatty as f*ck) and Bonz (who had curls). The kids were into each other in a big way, if you believe the ruours. In fact there are many skeletons in the Brady closet, from intimate relations to drug & alcohol use to infighting to STD’s to Bonz’s hair falling out due to over bleaching. Common OOF things.

There were other characters too, such as the family housemaid Mobbs who cleans up after the family, makes sammiches and ironically designs buildings for a family whose father is an architect. There was BRAB the butcher who was bringing Mobbs the meat according to the classic Beastie Boys song ‘Shake Your Rump’, Ligma had an imaginary boyfriend named haydo Glass who used to 'send' her flowers or 'call' her on the phone, U2Tigers had a best friend named The Jesus who Wigs started dating just to annoy Bono, there was a dog named Garfield (who died early in the first season and had to be replaced, only for the replacement to disappear leaving the doghouse where the cast members used to make out empty), Mrs Brady’s cousin SaintBilly who player the role of Joe Namath and played qooty with Robertio after his car had vapour lock, and Mr Brady’s boss Ned_Flanders who only appeared in 3 episodes but was often talked about.

Finally there was Cousin Greenery who was a young kid added late in the show due to some far-fetched plot addition. Much like the East Side-Happy Days notion of ‘Jumping the Hawk’, the addition of younger children to sitcoms that seem to have run their course, in an attempt to improve declining ratings, became a television trend popularly known as the "Cousin Greenery Syndrome".

Pulling up at the Old Boys like:

 

[Ligma]

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Afternoon Sweet, or morning if you’re asleep and read this tomorrow. It’s KYO time again, and the topic of discussion in round eleven were the Ophidian Old Boys Farts. The fictional family I’ve chosen to describe the OOFs is the Brady family. No, not Tom Brady and his supermodel ex or Mike ‘Up There Qazaly’ Brady but the Brady family from the TV show of the 1960’s to 70’s called The Brady Bunch (ask Mobbs he’ll remember the show). So for this edition, say hello to...

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So the Brady family were bits of two different families who joined up to make a new family when a couple named Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo decided to get married and they took their existing kids, locked them in a house and said “you’re a family now”. Mr Brady had three sons named Elton Johns Wig (who had a tight ‘fro and even tighter flares), Braklet (who found a cursed tiki idol while on holiday in Hawaii) and Robertio (who drank way too much stout for a pre-pubescent boy). Meanwhile Mrs Brady had three daughters named U2tigers (who had their nose squished by a qooty ball in a clumsy ruck duel), Ligma (who overcompensates for being the ignored middle child by being chatty as f*ck) and Bonz (who had curls). The kids were into each other in a big way, if you believe the ruours. In fact there are many skeletons in the Brady closet, from intimate relations to drug & alcohol use to infighting to STD’s to Bonz’s hair falling out due to over bleaching. Common OOF things.

There were other characters too, such as the family housemaid Mobbs who cleans up after the family, makes sammiches and ironically designs buildings for a family whose father is an architect. There was BRAB the butcher who was bringing Mobbs the meat according to the classic Beastie Boys song ‘Shake Your Rump’, Ligma had an imaginary boyfriend named haydo Glass who used to 'send' her flowers or 'call' her on the phone, U2Tigers had a best friend named The Jesus who Wigs started dating just to annoy Bono, there was a dog named Garfield (who died early in the first season and had to be replaced, only for the replacement to disappear leaving the doghouse where the cast members used to make out empty), Mrs Brady’s cousin SaintBilly who player the role of Joe Namath and played qooty with Robertio after his car had vapour lock, and Mr Brady’s boss Ned_Flanders who only appeared in 3 episodes but was often talked about.

Finally there was Cousin Greenery who was a young kid added late in the show due to some far-fetched plot addition. Much like the East Side-Happy Days notion of ‘Jumping the Hawk’, the addition of younger children to sitcoms that seem to have run their course, in an attempt to improve declining ratings, became a television trend popularly known as the "Cousin Greenery Syndrome".

I’d hate to break it to you but I’m the eldest

 

[Tonga Bob]

I’d hate to break it to you but I’m the eldest

 

[Ligma]

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Hmmm it might be because im always in the middle of Elton Johns Wig and Robertio if ya know what I mean

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

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Afternoon Sweet, or morning if you’re asleep and read this tomorrow. It’s KYO time again, and the topic of discussion in round eleven were the Ophidian Old Boys Farts. The fictional family I’ve chosen to describe the OOFs is the Brady family. No, not Tom Brady and his supermodel ex or Mike ‘Up There Qazaly’ Brady but the Brady family from the TV show of the 1960’s to 70’s called The Brady Bunch (ask Mobbs he’ll remember the show). So for this edition, say hello to...

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So the Brady family were bits of two different families who joined up to make a new family when a couple named Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo decided to get married and they took their existing kids, locked them in a house and said “you’re a family now”. Mr Brady had three sons named Elton Johns Wig (who had a tight ‘fro and even tighter flares), Braklet (who found a cursed tiki idol while on holiday in Hawaii) and Robertio (who drank way too much stout for a pre-pubescent boy). Meanwhile Mrs Brady had three daughters named U2tigers (who had their nose squished by a qooty ball in a clumsy ruck duel), Ligma (who overcompensates for being the ignored middle child by being chatty as f*ck) and Bonz (who had curls). The kids were into each other in a big way, if you believe the ruours. In fact there are many skeletons in the Brady closet, from intimate relations to drug & alcohol use to infighting to STD’s to Bonz’s hair falling out due to over bleaching. Common OOF things.

There were other characters too, such as the family housemaid Mobbs who cleans up after the family, makes sammiches and ironically designs buildings for a family whose father is an architect. There was BRAB the butcher who was bringing Mobbs the meat according to the classic Beastie Boys song ‘Shake Your Rump’, Ligma had an imaginary boyfriend named haydo Glass who used to 'send' her flowers or 'call' her on the phone, U2Tigers had a best friend named The Jesus who Wigs started dating just to annoy Bono, there was a dog named Garfield (who died early in the first season and had to be replaced, only for the replacement to disappear leaving the doghouse where the cast members used to make out empty), Mrs Brady’s cousin SaintBilly who player the role of Joe Namath and played qooty with Robertio after his car had vapour lock, and Mr Brady’s boss Ned_Flanders who only appeared in 3 episodes but was often talked about.

Finally there was Cousin Greenery who was a young kid added late in the show due to some far-fetched plot addition. Much like the East Side-Happy Days notion of ‘Jumping the Hawk’, the addition of younger children to sitcoms that seem to have run their course, in an attempt to improve declining ratings, became a television trend popularly known as the "Cousin Greenery Syndrome".

 

[spudmaster]

Hmmm it might be because im always in the middle of Elton Johns Wig and Robertio if ya know what I mean

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round twelve was the penultimate KYO edition for season 35. That week we were up against the Mount Buller Demons. They are a team who were formerly wealthy but have fallen on hard times, yet still continue to lead extravagant lifestyles. Some people thought that the Brady family were the right fit for the Demons, but not only were they already used the previous week against the OOFs but there is another fictional family who better encapsulate the Mount Buller fall from grace. And that is the Bluth family.

The Bluth family, for those unaware of the name, are the family around which the TV show Arrested Development centers. The main character is manangatang, a young Bill Murray lookalike who strives to do the right thing and keep his team together despite their materialism, selfishness, and manipulative natures. He is the de facto president of the Bluth Company after his father went to prison, and it actually turns out that there's a typo on his birth certificate, so officially his name is nanangatang Bluth.

His teenage son, PMBangers, has the same qualities of decency but feels a constant pressure to live up to his father's expectations and is often reluctant to follow his father's plans. He battles with a crush he has on cousin sausageroll, which developed from a kiss which was part of a prank.

manangatang's father, Headless, is the patriarch of the team and a corrupt real estate developer who is arrested and sent to the interchange bench where he is beheaded. Headless goes to considerable lengths to manipulate and control his team in spite of his benching, and makes numerous efforts to evade playing qooty. Headless has a twin brother named Hate who is a lethargic ex-hippie seeking the affection of Wosh.

Headless' wife, and manangatang's mother Wosh is ruthlessly manipulative, enjoys baking and scathing of every member of her teams (present and former), and constantly drinks hypercaffeinated drinks. Her grip is tightest on her youngest son DemonJim, an overeducated (yet still undereducated) perpetual runner up who has dependency issues and is prone to panic attacks.

manangatang's older brother is cooney, known by the onomatopoeia "woo". An unsuccessful professional magician whose business and personal schemes usually fail or become tiresome and are quickly abandoned, cooney is competitive with manangatang over women and bullies Jum.

manangatang's twin sister Proper Gander is spoiled and materialistic, continually seeking the center of attention and leaping on various social causes for the sake of vanity. She is married to Tarkyn_24, a discredited psychiatrist-turned-aspiring actor who's developed his name into a catchphrase which people randomly shout, like Norm from Cheers.

Their daughter is sausageroll, a rebellious teen with an opportunistic streak, who seeks to defy her parents for the sake of attention, and otherwise pursues boys and power, and furthers her complicated relationship with PMBangers.

Greenery is the family's lawyer, an incompetent sexual deviant who often hinders the family's legal battles rather than helping them. He leaves to coach Adam Sandler & jump sharks and is eventually replaced by Callums_Guns and becomes a member of the Brady family after his parents desert him to go to an archaeological dig in South America.

sante is Wosh's "best friend and chief social rival" as well as a sometimes-love-interest of Jum and later, cooney.

Van_Dyke is a high school super-senior and football star at the high school PMBangers and sausageroll attend, and is later discovered to be cooney's son.

Carl Weathers is a parodied version of himself who is Tarks' acting coach.

Yakker is a one-armed fisherman, and a former employee of Headless. Yakker appears in flashbacks in several match threads where, as hired by Headless, he would teach the Demons lessons by participating in staged fishing accidents where he would "lose" his prosthetic arm.

So yeah, the Mount Buller Demons sure are an interesting bunch. Enjoy the week with them when you play them, but don't get too close.

 

[Strigoi]

The memes and gifs are FANTASTIC!!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

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Round twelve was the penultimate KYO edition for season 35. That week we were up against the Mount Buller Demons. They are a team who were formerly wealthy but have fallen on hard times, yet still continue to lead extravagant lifestyles. Some people thought that the Brady family were the right fit for the Demons, but not only were they already used the previous week against the OOFs but there is another fictional family who better encapsulate the Mount Buller fall from grace. And that is the Bluth family.

The Bluth family, for those unaware of the name, are the family around which the TV show Arrested Development centers. The main character is manangatang, a young Bill Murray lookalike who strives to do the right thing and keep his team together despite their materialism, selfishness, and manipulative natures. He is the de facto president of the Bluth Company after his father went to prison, and it actually turns out that there's a typo on his birth certificate, so officially his name is nanangatang Bluth.

His teenage son, PMBangers, has the same qualities of decency but feels a constant pressure to live up to his father's expectations and is often reluctant to follow his father's plans. He battles with a crush he has on cousin sausageroll, which developed from a kiss which was part of a prank.

manangatang's father, Headless, is the patriarch of the team and a corrupt real estate developer who is arrested and sent to the interchange bench where he is beheaded. Headless goes to considerable lengths to manipulate and control his team in spite of his benching, and makes numerous efforts to evade playing qooty. Headless has a twin brother named Hate who is a lethargic ex-hippie seeking the affection of Wosh.

Headless' wife, and manangatang's mother Wosh is ruthlessly manipulative, enjoys baking and scathing of every member of her teams (present and former), and constantly drinks hypercaffeinated drinks. Her grip is tightest on her youngest son DemonJim, an overeducated (yet still undereducated) perpetual runner up who has dependency issues and is prone to panic attacks.

manangatang's older brother is cooney, known by the onomatopoeia "woo". An unsuccessful professional magician whose business and personal schemes usually fail or become tiresome and are quickly abandoned, cooney is competitive with manangatang over women and bullies Jum.

manangatang's twin sister Proper Gander is spoiled and materialistic, continually seeking the center of attention and leaping on various social causes for the sake of vanity. She is married to Tarkyn_24, a discredited psychiatrist-turned-aspiring actor who's developed his name into a catchphrase which people randomly shout, like Norm from Cheers.

Their daughter is sausageroll, a rebellious teen with an opportunistic streak, who seeks to defy her parents for the sake of attention, and otherwise pursues boys and power, and furthers her complicated relationship with PMBangers.

Greenery is the family's lawyer, an incompetent sexual deviant who often hinders the family's legal battles rather than helping them. He leaves to coach Adam Sandler & jump sharks and is eventually replaced by Callums_Guns and becomes a member of the Brady family after his parents desert him to go to an archaeological dig in South America.

sante is Wosh's "best friend and chief social rival" as well as a sometimes-love-interest of Jum and later, cooney.

Van_Dyke is a high school super-senior and football star at the high school PMBangers and sausageroll attend, and is later discovered to be cooney's son.

Carl Weathers is a parodied version of himself who is Tarks' acting coach.

Yakker is a one-armed fisherman, and a former employee of Headless. Yakker appears in flashbacks in several match threads where, as hired by Headless, he would teach the Demons lessons by participating in staged fishing accidents where he would "lose" his prosthetic arm.

So yeah, the Mount Buller Demons sure are an interesting bunch. Enjoy the week with them when you play them, but don't get too close.

gold.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Telling about the Deesolates that none have responded

 

[Tonga Bob]

Well Sweet, we've made it to the final installment of KYO for season 35 (well there will be one more to come but this was the final edition of Warrior opponents). We've had some laughs, shed some tears and I sh*t myself that one time. Oh my stars! But this segment isn't about me, it's about the opposition who in round 13 were the Sin City Swamprats. Strap yourselves in, because this is a long one!

The fictional family that I've chosen to describe the Sin Citizens are four anthropomorphic reptilian brothers that live underground (most recently towards the bottom of ladders), were raised by a rat, trained in ninjitsu and get in fights in a city where a lot of dodgy stuff goes in. That's right, they are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Let's start with the four brothers...

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philreich is the leader of the brothers. Often depicted wearing a blue bandana, his signature weapons are dad jokes and match posting. phil's traditionally portrayed as the eldest, most disciplined yet least mature of the Turtles. Calm, cool, and collected, he always attempts to help his brothers to be the best ninjas they can be. Because of his leadership, he's often challenged with the constant rebellion of okeydoke7.

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okeydoke7 is the second oldest/mid-middle-child of the turtle brothers, often at odds with his older brother philreich and pretty much everyone else let's be honest.

He is usually depicted wearing a red eye mask, and wields an overinflated ego as his primary weapon. He is commonly portrayed in media as speaking with a Brooklyn accent. okey is known for his temperamental and cynical personality, being short-tempered, aggressive, sullen, maddened, sarcastic, and rebellious. The origin of okey's anger is not always fully explored, but many believe it stems from the realisation that they are the only creatures of their kind and ultimately alone, while also bothered by the injustice the helpless and innocent suffer.

okeydoke7 has a frequent rivalry with his only older brother philreich because the latter is seen as the group's leader, and although okey once held executive powers he has been consigned to a supporting role in recent years. He is the second eldest of the turtles and serves as the team's enforcer. He also has a rivalry with Tarkyn_24 who has completed more goals than okey.

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jackster83 is the smartest and often gentlest of his brothers, bearing a purple mask over his eyes. He wields a bowtie, his primary signature weapon. He is the third eldest/second youngest brother of the turtles, and second-in-command of the team, as well as being the tallest ninja turtle.

jackster has a natural aptitude for science and technology and often speaks in technobabble. His ninja skills are the lowest of the four turtles; as he relies on gadgets over combat skills.

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Grav is the most naturally gifted of the four brothers but prefers to have a good time rather than train. The youngest of the group, he is shown to be rather immature. He is known for his wisecracks, love of skateboarding, witty optimism, and like his brothers, love of pizza.

Grav is usually depicted wearing an orange eye mask. His signature weapon is sh*tposting, though he has also been portrayed using other weapons, such as shoops. He also speaks with a California accent.

Here's some other Sin Citizens that help the Turtles from time to time...

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A mutant rat, Kennedy Parker is the grave and stoic sage of the Turtles, their ninjutsu and martial arts instructor, as well as their adoptive father. Without a home, KP was forced to run away and live in Sin City's sewers. Due to a traffic accident, four baby turtles and a canister of mutagenic ooze was sent down into the sewer. The canister mutated both KP and the turtles; it also enhanced the former's already sophisticated intellect, while also giving him Asiatic proclivities.

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spookism is a confident, courageous, benevolent, intelligent, and outgoing human companion of the Ninja Turtles. He met the Turtles when they saved him from a gang of Monarchists chasing him down the sewers. He embarked on many of the Turtles' adventures and aids them by doing the work in public while the Turtles cannot.

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GremioPower is a hockey-masked vigilante gaucho, armed with an assortment of sporting goods that he carries in a golf bag. He is a close ally of the Ninja Turtles, who he met after having a fight with philreich. Gremio has a good heart, but is easily enraged and occasionally bumbling. He loves motorcycles. In a symbolic way, he sees the Turtles as the little brothers he never had. As such, he often comes to their aid against the BloodySwan, the Ant Clan, or other enemies. He is also infatuated with spookism.

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BloodySwan was a baby cygnet that was owned by a kind boy, until the boy's cruel parents found him and flushed him down their toilet into the sewer. He was discovered there by the Ants, taken to their dimension, mutated into an alligator, and experimented on which. After suffering long and brutal torture, BloodySwan escaped back through the portal that connected Sin City to Dimension Q with a piece of the Ant power cell*. BloodySwan took up residence in the sewers, contending with his violent temper and protecting the power cell at all costs. He soon comes across the Turtles, befriending Grav, and fought several times alongside his new friends against the Ants.

* yeah I don't know what most of this sh*t means either

Finally to the antagonists...

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Ant Bear is a supervillain and the main antagonist of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise. He the ruthless leader of a criminal ninja organization known as the Ant Clan. A suit of armor equipped with metal blades and West End tins, loosely based on that of a bogan, serves as Ant Bear's visual motif.

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Power Raid is a high-rank member of the Ant Clan outlaw ninja organisation, is depicted as Ant Bear's second-in-command & adopted daughter (proving nepotism is alive and well in the Ant Clan) and shares a rivalry with jackster7 and is at times considered his love interest.

ant555 is a... nah I don't know what the f*ck he is, but he's a supervillain and part of the Ant Clan.