#15 - Tom Swift - 2010 Rising Star

[Ochre]

They say you are only as good as your last game. In his last game, Tom Swift got 26 disposals and 3 Brownlow votes, so therefore it is obvious that Tom Swift is the best player in AFL.

I will put up rising star odds as soon as they come out so everyone can have some free money

2009 Stats (10 Games)
Avg. Kicks – 7.9
Avg. Marks – 3.9
Avg. Handballs – 9.9
Avg. Disposals – 17.8
Avg. Tackles 3.3
Total Goals - 4
Total Behinds – 3

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[Ochre]

OCHRE SWIFT!

 

[EagleMan87]

enjoy ur ban

 

[EaglesFlyingHigh]

Tom Swift will be another one of those players who will be a legend in the WAFL but not quite up to AFL pace

 

[EaglesFlyingHigh]

enjoy ur ban

What 4??

 

[Ochre]

Tom Swift will be another one of those players who will be a legend in the WAFL but not quite up to AFL pace

enjoy ur ban

 

[EagleMan87]

Tom Swift will be another one of those players who will be a legend in the WAFL but not quite up to AFL pace

Wanna bet on it?

 

[Marlin01]

Tom Swift will be another one of those players who will be a legend in the WAFL but not quite up to AFL pace

You couldn't be more wrong, even if you were the **** in the "Legend of Tom Swift" vid.

 

[INSANE]

Tom Swift will be another one of those players who will be a legend in the WAFL but not quite up to AFL pace

But he has already shown he is up to the pace of AFL......and that's with basically two years off too. You made a very odd call there.

 

[dajesmac]

But he has already shown he is up to the pace of AFL......and that's with basically two years off too. You made a very odd call there.

Nah, he's quoting someone from the last sponsor thread who said this, and is lawling at them.

 

[RhEF JC]

Nah, he's quoting someone from the last sponsor thread who said this, and is lawling at them.

It's the same guy. Only got one line.

 

[kane249]

Hahahaha that's awesome, I wish we did have 3 of him

 

[Natho]

How would they share the Brownlow

 

[dajesmac]

It's the same guy. Only got one line.

*Avoids with difficulty making a Cousins joke*

Ahhh okay then. Haha, what a n00b.

Anyway, I ****ing lol'd when I started watching the 2nd vid. I knew what it was cause everytime I'd tried to google Tom Swift I'd gotten that sort of shit. But that guys voice and accent is epic.

 

[bodazoka]

haha love the second vid! im so glad he decided to try his hand at AFL after spending the first 90 years inventing shit and becoming a millionaire. He looks fantastic for a 109 year old!

I think the bloke in the vid, if given a chance would love Swift a bit too much...

 

[eaglespremiers]

From rd 17 - rd 22 averaged:
22 disposals
7.5 contested disposals
3 clearances
4.8 tackles
5 marks

Very impressive (for 1st year) and going by that would have to be a strong favourite for rising star.

 

[thesmallprint]

Swift won't be anywhere near favourite for rising star. The Victorian hype machine will get cranking before too long.

 

[lewigie]

Don't be doubting the Swift of Tom.

 

[DrTomSwift]

Swift won't be anywhere near favourite for rising star. The Victorian hype machine will get cranking before too long.

Like Palmer and Rich? It's all about great early form and carrying the hype through. Location doesn't matter.

 

[fryzie]

Like Palmer and Rich? It's all about great early form and carrying the hype through. Location doesn't matter.

I think he means pre-season hype. Which is fantastic because it means his odds could be 21-1 or better. Whack a hundred on it and laugh your way down to the TAB in September

 

[daveymak]

tommy enjoying a one on one tussle with melbourne's cale morton

http://kids.nationalgeographic.com/.../Photo/miniature-horse-and-bird-A6746E-ga.jpg

 

[daveymak]

always has time to stop and chat with the fans

http://www.longacreminiaturehorses.com/pics1/Copy of Smarty 1.jpg

 

[daveymak]

perhaps and eerie premonition of swifty winning the afl players association, brownlow and premiership medallions all in the one season

http://static.gotpetsonline.com/pic...eders-foals/pictures/miniature-horse-0062.jpg

 

[Crimson King]

What a man.

 

[Ochre]

hmm, wonder if i can photoshop the ochre onto those pics...