2008 Essendon Board vs Carlton Board Players match

[mojon95]

***THIS IS NOT TROLLING***

Every Body must choose their favourite playing and make an ideal player for the position. I will show an Example...
All details are made up.

Name: Tom Scott
Height:185 cm
Weight: 67 kg
Fav Pos.1 Right Half Back Flank
Fav Pos.2 Right Wing
Fav Pos.3 Centre
Number: (if Possible): 10, 1
Players you play like: Ryan Griffen, Mark McVeigh
Strengths: Speed, Accurate Disposal

We will make a 30 man Squad, and then by voting choose 22 men or women in the final team. Both teams must have a Moderator as a coach and a team captain chosen democratically. When the teams have been chose we will post a poll showing the team info and list where the public can decide which team is better.

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[blues4flag]

NAME: The Ultimate Hybrid
HEIGHT: 192cm
WEIGHT: 90cm
FAV POSITION 1: Centre stage on Brownlow night
FAV POSITION 2: On the ball
NUMBER: 1
PLAYERS YOU PLAY LIKE: A hybrid of the AFL team of the century, with a little Juddy thrown in.
STRENGTHS: No weaknesses is his greatest strength.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Name: Gun Slinger
Height:195 cm
Weight: 92 kg
Fav Pos.1 Centre Half Fwd
Fav Pos.2 Centre Half Back
Fav Pos.3 Full Back
Number: (if Possible): 33 - if you steal it I kill you!
Players you play like: M Sexton,SOS, W Carey (on field not off)
Strengths: Game turner! Height, long arms, agility, burst of speed, ability to read play, good hands, tough as nails etc

 

[Blueinblood]

NAME: Blueinblood
AGE: 14
HEIGHT: 183cm
WEIGHT: ??
FAV POSI 1: HBF
FAV POSI 2: FB
FAV POSI 3: BP
NUMBER IF POSS: 31
PLAYERS YOU PLAY LIKE: Michael Jamison, Bret Thornton. Heath Scotland and Ryan Houlihan
STRENTHGS: DISPOSAL. Abitlity ot provide drive off the HBF and sneak forward and kick a goal. Ability to shut down opposition forward. Ability to tag small forwards or biggish midlfielders.

 

[Blue Dimension]

Name: Jesse Failla
Height:170cm
Weight: 53kg
Fav Pos.1 Forward Pocket
Fav Pos.2 Centre
Fav Pos.3 Half Back Flank
Number: (if Possible): 1, 18
Players you play like: A mixture of Brad Johnson and Alwyn Davey
Strengths: Speed, Agility, Reaction time.

 

[BlueMania]

Name: BlueManiaHeight:180 cm
Weight: 82 kg
Fav Pos.1 wing
Fav Pos.2 Right Wing
Fav Pos.3 Centre
Number: (if Possible): 7
Players you play like: Myself
Strengths Hits the ball hard as well as his opponents . wins the hard ball gets . Takes on many opponents and gets to many contests thus puts opposition under pressure and keeps the ball inside 50 . Also has excellent defensive skills and loves to tackle . Clean hands and neat disposal .

 

[Thrawn]

Name: Thrawn
Height: 195 cm
Weight: 95 kg
Fav Pos.1: FF
Fav Pos.2: CHF
Fav Pos.3: R
Number: (if Possible): 7 ... if not, then 14.
Players you play like: Garry Ablett Snr
Strengths: One on one strength, marking (on the lead and in pack situations), goalkicking accuracy and initial speed.

Played in BF's SFA League for the Hurricanes and then the Blues Brothers (captain), came 2nd on the goalkicking overall by just one goal.

 

[TorresIsGod]

Name: Jordan Bannister
Height: 191cm
Weight: 90 kg
Fav Pos.1: Doggy Style
Fav Pos.2: Wheel-barrow
Fav Pos.3: Piledriver
Number: (if Possible): 31
Players you play like: The rest of the AFL aim to play like me.
Strengths: I am Jordan Bannister

 

[THE AISSASSIN]

Name : Twiggers
Height: 175cm
Waite ? I'm not gonna sleep with any teammate of Chris (I'm no Mrs Stevens)
Fav position : anything not too sicko ( like Jack Nicholson doing hookers with their head in the dunny bowl )
Number : I dont mind as long as they write it with letters
Players you play like : Dale Thomas
Strengths : I'm just as good even when not wearing make-up

 

[Pie_squasher]

Name: Jordan Bannister
Height: 191cm
Weight: 90 kg
Fav Pos.1: Doggy Style
Fav Pos.2: Wheel-barrow
Fav Pos.3: Piledriver
Number: (if Possible): 31
Players you play like: The rest of the AFL aim to play like me.
Strengths: I am Jordan Bannister

Great stuff!!!!!

 

[Pie_squasher]

Name: Stuart Dew
Height: 181 cm
Weight: 495 kg
Fav Pos.1: Front of line at Macca's
Fav Pos.2: Front of line at KFC
Fav Pos.3: Front of line at Hungry Jack's
Number: (if Possible): any 5 digits will fit across my back
Players you play like: More animal than human, see Buffalo, Elephant Seal
Strengths: Ability to eat an opponent should I not get enough lunch

 

[The Cranium]

Name: Captain Cucumber
Length: 12"
Weight: 90Kg
Fav Pos.1: Hanging to the left
Fav Pos.2: Free snaking
Fav Pos.3: Free and easy
Number: 69
Players you play like: Anna Kournikova, Fiona Johnson, The Cougar Bar girl.
Strengths: Long and Thick

 

[BlueDevil]

Name: BlueDevil
Height:175 cm
Weight: 65 kg
Fav Pos.1 Left Forward Pocket
Fav Pos.2 Right Forward Pocket
Fav Pos.3 Centre
Number: (if Possible): 77
Players you play like: Eddie Betts, Leon Davis, matty lappin
Strengths: Speedy goal sneak who can kick on both feet with precision, doesn't mind bringing the biff, then running away from the ensuing melee after a few cheap shots and eye gouges at the bottom of the pack.

 

[Will.B.Worth.Da.Waite]

Name: McLovin
Height: 194cm
Weight: 90kg
Fav Pos 1: Fullback
Fav Pos 2: Playing on the 2nd or 3rd tall
Fav Pos 3: Fullforward
Number: 1
Players You Play Like: Stephen Silvagni
Strengths: Closing speed, Spoiling