2012/13 Nine Commentary team bagging thread

[sherb]

Yeah, Rich is a walking corpse these days.

It was Richie who had to point out to Mark Nicholas that Pattison was out for the season.

He's a bit more on the ball than people give him credit for.

 

[Tiff]

Healy is the problem.

 

[Caesar]

I have no idea how Healy got a gig on the commentary team. He is so far below the standard of the other guys it's not funny.

 

[Ducky Tie]

I have no idea how Healy got a gig on the commentary team. He is so far below the standard of the other guys it's not funny.

Tbf, Slater is rubbish as well.

 

[The Speaker]

Tbf, Slater is rubbish as well.

Remove Healy and Slater will get better.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

I love when Chappelli shuts Healy down on some of the shit he says.

 

[imadodgyumpire]

You know the commentary team is poo when, despite the presence of Jim Maxwell, Drew Morphett and KOK, you feel you're missing out when you don't listen to the radio commentary. Neil Manthorp's commentary alone, has pooed all over everyone like a poo hurricane.

 

[The Speaker]

You know the commentary team is poo when, despite the presence of Jim Maxwell and KOK, you feel you're missing out when you don't listen to the radio commentary.

???

 

[Caesar]

I quite like all of the ABC team. It's a shame that the telecast is on a three second delay though. I find it a bit too difficult to listen to the radio whilst watching.

 

[04 Durif]

Hopefully Ed Cowan steps straight into the ABC box post cricket career

 

[Yidaki]

Don't know if it has been said already, but Healy barely hides his bias towards the Aussies. Sure they were on top, but tell me Heals, what can SAF do to win the game?

 

[King Elvis]

I don't care about the bias; they're Australian, broadcasting for an Australian audience, of course they're going to favour us - but Healy and Slater are flat out morons.

Slater has no sense of theatre - all he does is yell when something happens.

Healy is just a fool - his criticism of Lyon yesterday was incomprehensible; great to hear Bill put him back in his place.

They're a pair of dickheads, give me the old stagers any day of the week.

 

[peternorth]

You know the commentary team is poo when, despite the presence of Jim Maxwell, Drew Morphett and KOK, you feel you're missing out when you don't listen to the radio commentary. Neil Manthorp's commentary alone, has pooed all over everyone like a poo hurricane.

i miss tim lane and stacky

 

[peternorth]

I don't care about the bias; they're Australian, broadcasting for an Australian audience, of course they're going to favour us - but Healy and Slater are flat out morons.

Slater has no sense of theatre - all he does is yell when something happens.

Healy is just a fool - his criticism of Lyon yesterday was incomprehensible; great to hear Bill put him back in his place.

They're a pair of dickheads, give me the old stagers any day of the week.

IMO slater and lee appeal to the younger generation who haven't grown up with the old timers. they have twitter accounts.

 

[DardySingh360]

"Definitely bat first" Gold.

 

[Daniltchenko You Beauty]

FFS when not speaking on air, move the mic away from your face. Sounds so unprofessional

 

[Kram]

Was funny today when Nicholas called Slater out on his cheerleading.

 

[imadodgyumpire]

You know the commentary team is poo when, despite the presence of Jim Maxwell and KOK, you feel you're missing out when you don't listen to the radio commentary..

???

Sometimes, I think Maxwell is a bit bland and KOK does grate on me a bit. But fair enough for calling me out on it.

Hopefully Ed Cowan steps straight into the ABC box post cricket career

Firstly, he's the type of batsmen that would mean you might not be waiting that long. He has the potential to be a Haigh/Roebuck type. With the credibilty of an international career, it may make him even more unbearable and boring as those two, with pontifications.

Don't know if it has been said already, but Healy barely hides his bias towards the Aussies. Sure they were on top, but tell me Heals, what can SAF do to win the game?

He must'vew been trained by Drew Morphett.

 

[JUBJUB]

Was funny today when Nicholas called Slater out on his cheerleading.

It was such an embarrassing last few overs to hear that w***er go off like he did.Was anyone else in the box with him or did they sneek away in embarrassment too ?

 

[Caesar]

Was funny today when Nicholas called Slater out on his cheerleading.

What'd he say?

 

[Kram]

What'd he say?

Can't really remember but I think it was something along the lines of "It's like you're out there as a close in fielder foxing the batsman Slats" when he was getting all excited after they had just got a big wicket.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Remove Healy and Slater will get better.

You think so? He is the worst of the lot in my opinion. The only worse commentator I can think of would be Rex Hunt.

 

[Yidaki]

You know the commentary team is poo when, despite the presence of Jim Maxwell, Drew Morphett and KOK, you feel you're missing out when you don't listen to the radio commentary. Neil Manthorp's commentary alone, has pooed all over everyone like a poo hurricane.

What's a poo hurricane look like?

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

What's a poo hurricane look like?

I'm guessing its not pretty, and probably best that it is on radio.

 

[Father Jack]

Sometimes, I think Maxwell is a bit bland and KOK does grate on me a bit. But fair enough for calling me out on it.

Firstly, he's the type of batsmen that would mean you might not be waiting that long. He has the potential to be a Haigh/Roebuck type. With the credibilty of an international career, it may make him even more unbearable and boring as those two, with pontifications.

He must'vew been trained by Drew Morphett.

You don't like Gideon Haigh either? Who do you like?