2017 Non Crows AFL Discussion Thread - Part III

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It's fun to swing over to the ferals' board after a Crows win.

The glee and excitement of a possible crows loss turns to accusations of the SMA faking the crowd numbers (far king LOL), and somehow the team that was being flagellated over when it looked like they could win it, are suddenly shit because, you know, Crows are winning...and by lots ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Then comes all the reassuring and 'justification' why the crows won't win the flag. All the pants-shitters band together and make stuff up. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Never change Port Power since-the-beginning-of-time board.






Aha ha

ha ha ha

The SMA are fudging the numbers....something stinks...he he he he ha ha ha ha...because.

They can't understand that people were up the back and in the bars because the weather was shit.

Of course there are going to be more people sitting at their seats when the weather is fine compared with when it is pouring with rain.

They're just upset that even when the weather is abhorrent we are still pulling bigger crowds than they do when the weather is perfect. They just have a hard job accepting the truth so they like to invent tin foil hat theories as a coping mechanism.

 

[dogs105]

They can't understand that people were up the back and in the bars because the weather was shit.

Of course there are going to be more people sitting at their seats when the weather is fine compared with when it is pouring with rain.

They're just upset that even when the weather is abhorrent we are still pulling bigger crowds than they do whether the weather is perfect. They just have a hard job accepting the truth so they like to invent tin foil hat theories as a coping mechanism.

Some were in the hospitality tents, and the ground was only configured for 45,000.... Wait, how many were there?... the ground was only configured for 42,000.

 

[AFC3000]

It's fun to swing over to the ferals' board after a Crows win.

The glee and excitement of a possible crows loss turns to accusations of the SMA faking the crowd numbers (far king LOL), and somehow the team that was being flagellated over when it looked like they could win it, are suddenly shit because, you know, Crows are winning...and by lots ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Then comes all the reassuring and 'justification' why the crows won't win the flag. All the pants-shitters band together and make stuff up. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Never change Port Power since-the-beginning-of-time board.






Aha ha

ha ha ha

The SMA are fudging the numbers....something stinks...he he he he ha ha ha ha...because.

The reason the eastern stand might look fuller during a Port game that has a lower overall crowd is that half of it is general admission. Rather than be out in the rain on the hill or behind the goals/northern 50 where it's also general admission, everyone packs into those seats leaving large empty areas out in the rain.

We've got allocated seating in much more of the stadium so when we have a lower crowd people can't just move to the empty seats undercover which leaves a more even spread of empty seats around the ground.

Not our best crowd, sure, but doesn't displace Port from one of their 19 spots on the lowest 20 crowds ever at Adelaide Oval list.

The top 20 crowds? they have 4 without us, we have 9 without them, the rest are showdowns.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Should crack 50k in a fortnight's time vs Geelong given decent weather.

 

[Tyls83]

Only 27 fit players on the GWS list, roughly half of Ports availability.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

I hope Hawthorn's guernsey is for a good cause! Very difficult to look at.

 

[Tyls83]

Dead set, it looks like the Hawks as well as Sydney will play finals. What a crappy outcome that will be.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Buckley might be gone anyway but impossible to see him surviving if they lose today.

 

[The Sloane Ranger]

Dead set, it looks like the Hawks as well as Sydney will play finals. What a crappy outcome that will be.

Sydney maybe however I can't see Hawks making it

 

[Peter Doherty]

What looks like a member of Port's support staff is enjoying some Hungry Jack's

Keep it classy, Power.

 

[footy4ever]

Keep it classy, Power.

I love an occasional pig-out at HJs.

It's true you know. The burgers are better at Hungry Jacks.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Bucks never seems to be having much fun in the box. Too tense. If one of his assistants pranked him with a whoopie cushion it would break the tension and he'd probably coach better

 

[footy4ever]

Bugger! Hawks look gone already. Seriously, how did that slow campaigner Hodge destroy us and get his shit team over the line?

 

[footy4ever]

HENDO!!!!!!

 

[FR0GGY]

I love an occasional pig-out at HJs.

It's true you know. The burgers are better at Hungry Jacks.

The fries certainly aren't.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Langford you dunderhead

 

[ams4crows]

Hendon playing well the last few weeks! Funny how when you don't play him as a defender he looks AFL level

 

[footy4ever]

The fries certainly aren't.

Too true.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Dead set, it looks like the Hawks as well as Sydney will play finals. What a crappy outcome that will be.

Hawks are no chance. 2 games plus % out atm.

 

[FR0GGY]

Too true.

I don't even know how you can bugger up fries, but apparently they know.

 

[Rotayjay]

GWS screwed us over with a draw last week. They could repay us by stinking it up in Tassie today.

Their very existence screws everyone.

 

[Moonwatcher]

Hawks are like St Kilda last week, hope we get another happy ending.

 

[Moonwatcher]

The fries certainly aren't.

Much better than McDonalds fries.

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

The fries certainly aren't.

Na. They've improved lately. Better than Maccas fries now.

 

[Tyls83]

A draw would be a good result imo. Seeing Hawthorn within a game of the 8 would be shit.