Alright fellas, first Train of season 2022, and boy have we got a good one.
You might even say Gulden-esque in his Round 1 goalscorer value, Joe.
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[Best odds I could find for AGS were on TAB, the rest are Sportsbet]
North were spanked by Melbourne in the unofficial practice match (although resting some key players).
North were then beaten comfortably by Sydney, despite the return of senior players e.g. Simpkin, LDU.
In the first match (Melb), Horne didn't kick a goal, because he was busy racking up touches in the midfield.
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[Stats via TheBigHorne]
Against Sydney, Simpkin and LDU returned, meaning less CBAs and midfield minutes for the kids.
I don't know how many CBAs Horne had vs Sydney but his clearances were down and his goals were up.
He kicked 2.2 against Sydney while his teammates were getting well beaten around him.
The Horne is no stranger to goals. He kicked three in the SANFL prelim last year.
His rookieme profile:
The teenager has booted 20 goals in 29 league matches, including a couple of hauls of three. He is clever in the forward-50, has a very natural goal sense and, importantly, is prepared to back himself in and pull the trigger when within range. Not one to just rest inside 50, Horne-Francis is also capable of working high up the ground and using his speed on the way back.
Here's how I'm hoping it plays out:
i) Simpkin, LDU, Powell, Greenwood and TT share most of the CBA duties. None get injured.
ii) The Horne is allowed to play most of the game up forward.
If these two things happen, talent will take care of the rest, and Rd 1 will again prove to be a goldmine for punting boards full of degenerates.
Even if Horne somehow plays mostly midfield time, he kicks at least one goal on debut, you know this.
It's the fairytale story, always happens, #1 pick at lowly club kicks a goal on debut.
The play
I'm going 10u on AGS, and then 10u spread across 2+ through to 5+.
And I've got a few cheeky multis on Horne goals into Bruest goals. Our backline is still woeful.
You heard it here first, lads. Buy your tickets before they run out.
If you don't, and this train takes us back to Gulden Town, you'll wonder why you didn't jump aboard.
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It's good to be back, my friends.
I missed you degenerates more than you might think.
Here's to hoping for a fun 2022 for all of us![]()
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