Autopsy 2025 Late flourish doesn't mask embarrassment

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Qtr Time Scores
2.6.18 - 1.3.9

Half Time Scores
2.7.19 - 7.5.47

3 Qtr Scores
5.8.38 - 13.6.84

Full Time Scores
10.13.73 - 13.6.84



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[The Old Dark Navy's]

 

[Gethelred]

For discussion on the coach, Michael Voss:

Hot Topic - Michael Voss - Coaching in 2026. Should he remain beyond that?

I personally don't want him replaced, but there are so many of you who do. Tell us who and why?

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For those who plumb the depths:

Hot Topic - Chicken Little thread - 2026 edition

Come one, come all, ye chicks and chickens alike! It's time for a rant thread! Let us find the darkness within, together!

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For those who need to rant:

Roast - Inner Feral Fan Unleashed - Warning - Unbridled, passionate, and objectionable opinions within

Hi di ho good feralrinos. I remember years ago, there was a column in Inside Football where a feral fan and a positive fan would trade opinions about team's performances. It got me thinking about our rules about player abuse and persistent negative agendas and how we moderate them to keep...

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To all opposition supporters who would come in here thinking tonight might be a good time for their standup routine, consider whether your joke is so good it'd be worth sitting out for a week.

Be kind to each other.

 

[Pablito]

Edit:

Sack Voss on Monday

 

[TeeJay Blue]

Carlton members and supporters should be entitled to a 75% off deal for tickets the rest of the season.

Players only seem to rock up for one quarter.

 

[Beyond Blue]

The good old annual “white flag” game today from the club as delivered each year since 2001, just a little earlier this year. Heads have to roll. Coaching, high performance, recruitment, list management and the playng group all should be on notice. I’d be making changes in all areas.

 

[Bluechip66]

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

A poor tactically inept coach and a very mentally weak and unprofessional bunch of players who've thrown him to the wolves as well imo.

We've seen this same movie play out many times before from them at this stage.

Graham Wrights arrival can't come soon enough. 2023 was a flash in the pan sadly.

 

[Pablito]

A poor tactically inept coach and a very mentally weak and unprofessional bunch of players who've thrown him to the wolves as well imo.

We've seen this same movie play out many times before from them at this stage.

Graham Wrights arrival can't come soon enough. 2023 was a flash in the pan sadly.

Spot on. 1 year out of 4 you could consider a pass mark for the club.

Voss hasn't been able to develop a gameplan for what I think is a top 4 list.

The next major issue is now half the top tier players are passed their best anyway.

Cripps, Acres, Mcgovern, Doc all should be out the door with him. Weak leadership.

 

[Baxter Wolf]

Our midfield have been insipid today. There's not a single player in this team I'd miss if they were traded, or complain about if they were delisted.

 

[Pablito]

Now that the season is over can we speak some hard truths?

Most saw this coming after last week. Which says it all. The football department isn't professionally led.

The last 10 years have been wasted.

Sack all of the following.

Voss (and most of his assistants).
Brad Lloyd
Luke Power

Luke Power

Age

46

Ht

180cm

Wt

79kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.0

5star

K

13.4

5star

HB

9.6

5star

M

3.9

4star

T

3.9

5star

CL

1.9

4star

No current season stats available

D

16.6

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

6.4

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

2.0

4star

Patrick Cripps

9

Patrick Cripps

Age

31

Ht

195cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.9

5star

K

9.8

4star

HB

16.1

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

5.8

5star

CL

7.4

5star

D

21.0

5star

K

10.1

4star

HB

10.9

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

3.8

4star

CL

6.3

5star

D

12.6

4star

K

4.8

2star

HB

7.8

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.4

4star

Sam Docherty

15

Sam Docherty

Age

32

Ht

187cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.3

5star

K

15.1

5star

HB

7.2

4star

M

6.6

5star

T

2.4

4star

MG

476.4

5star

D

22.6

5star

K

16.0

5star

HB

6.6

4star

M

7.0

5star

T

0.6

1star

MG

476.4

5star

D

11.2

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

5.2

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

1.4

4star

Blake Acres

13

Blake Acres

Age

30

Ht

193cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.5

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

8.6

5star

M

3.7

4star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.9

4star

D

12.7

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

7.7

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.7

4star

CL

1.0

3star

D

8.2

2star

K

3.8

2star

HB

4.4

4star

M

1.2

2star

T

2.4

4star

CL

1.8

4star

McGovern
TDK
 Kemp
Mckay
Fantasia

Need a reset.

 

[HereComesJuddy]

Thread opened 40 mins before the end of the match must be a record.

Have said for 2 years now we just aren’t good enough. These players drink their own bath water.

Trade trade trade and sack all the coaches

 

[SolGoodman]

If you had told me at the beginning of the season at round 15 with arguably the easiest draw that we'd be one of if not the worst teams in the comp, and on top of that Haynes is quite literally our best player.

I'd have called you a madman, yet, here we are... What a dark day.

but remember fellow Baggers it is just footy, please, try and enjoy your weekends and days ahead.

 

[jj1978]

Players deserve to have Voss coaching them next year.

 

[KnaveyBlue]

Can we get the word ‘thrubbing’ in the thread title?

 

[SkyhorseTamer]

7 goals from 51 inside 50s Is 13%

The league average is like 30-40%

 

[kreuze_missile]

We won the first Q4 for the entire year.

I’m taking that as a win.

Form line is excellent for next week’s victim.

We’re building nicely. Go blues.

 

[katmanblue]

Missed the game. How'd it go?

 

[HereComesJuddy]

Mitch played well


That is all

 

[TheBlueCampaigner]

Players that don’t seem to give a shit and a coach that doesn’t know what he’s doing. What a shit show.

 

[Slats]

Relegate us to the VFL.

 

[SkyhorseTamer]

Players that don’t seem to give a shit and a coach that doesn’t know what he’s doing. What a shit show.

Yes. They go to water and give up and become unprofessional skill less sad sacks way too quickly....

And also yes... Coached for ****ing 18 odd years as a head coach or senior assistant now and has basically never showed an ounce of being 'the man'

 

[T2B_]

I got nuttin.

Which is fitting because for most of the day the boys gave us nuttin, so why should I.

 

[Blue_Fusion]

What a gallant 11 point loss

 

[Wickzki]

I love you all.

I love this club.

Life is bigger than footy. rah rah rah