List Mgmt. 2025 List Management discussion - part 2

[gringo2011]

Or to panic less, either one works.

Almost every statement the players have made is "happy here, good times" yet here it's all "the stars aligned and I saw a dove that spanked a pigeon and then got eaten by a seal who sang Celine Dion" a negative connotation from the way an eyebrow twitched to a waxing moon that ended up being a dodgy bulb on a light.

Also gotta say, F- me.

How long have we been shat on in media in general? Decades, running narrative to kill us as a club and how we don't matter at all, one iota but wait, let us hang on any morsel from these same people cause I'm a junkie that needs my fix.

Chill, pick a day of the week that isn't Tuesday or Thursday and reserve your slot for the chook lotto of an announcement window of a thing.

Or maybe just sign our players and stop acting crazy. Then when our nerves settle go on a blitz.

 

[gringo2011]

tony said the dominoes will start to fall soon, everything else is hearsay

heresy you mean.

 

[heynow85]

We haven’t spoken about Hutchys girth for a while.

 

[phantom13]

Or to panic less, either one works.

Almost every statement the players have made is "happy here, good times" yet here it's all "the stars aligned and I saw a dove that spanked a pigeon and then got eaten by a seal who sang Celine Dion" a negative connotation from the way an eyebrow twitched to a waxing moon that ended up being a dodgy bulb on a light.

Also gotta say, F- me.

How long have we been shat on in media in general? Decades, running narrative to kill us as a club and how we don't matter at all, one iota but wait, let us hang on any morsel from these same people cause I'm a junkie that needs my fix.

Chill, pick a day of the week that isn't Tuesday or Thursday and reserve your slot for the chook lotto of an announcement window of a thing.

We do make it pretty easy for the media to shit on us. Lighting short people on fire, tangling with schoolgirls, nude photo leaks, seaford.

 

[gringo2011]

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There is a bit of Anthony Caminiti in Hutchy. I wonder what he was up to 22 years ago?

 

[Holy Hunter Clark]

We do make it pretty easy for the media to shit on us. Lighting short people on fire, tangling with schoolgirls, nude photo leaks, seaford.

The good old days

 

[gringo2011]

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Meh he’s either a 2 minute functional missionary scheduled in for 9pm Tuesday or a total scat fetishist.

 

[phantom13]

Meh he’s either a 2 minute functional missionary scheduled in for 9pm Tuesday or a total scat fetishist.

That man has seen the business end of a rubber fist. No doubt about it

 

[gringo2011]

We do make it pretty easy for the media to shit on us. Lighting short people on fire, tangling with schoolgirls, nude photo leaks, seaford.

They were fun times. Bonding shit.

 

[WhiskySaint]

A bunch of anxious bed wetters and chest beating head in sand types going back and forth on unsubstantiated rumour because Nassiah won’t sign our contract. Oh and most of the side want out but Reid is getting $25 million offers from us so we don’t need any of them.

Oh, so just a normal day then

 

[gringo2011]

Oh, so just a normal day then

Yep but taking 900 pages to get there.

 

[akaifu]

St Kilda interested in Liam Ryan

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Liam Ryan

Age

29

Ht

181cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

8.6

3star

HB

2.7

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.3

5star

D

9.9

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

1.9

1star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.6

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

11.4

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

2.4

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

1.8

4star

G

1.6

5star

Harley Reid maybe next year

Senior players concerned about Steele's future given his cultural presence

Marshall more likely to go to Geelong

Aleer wants to play alongside Wilkie

Wilkie likely to extend beyond 2027

 

[Geezington]

Hey all,
I’m in a really busy time of my life and just can’t do 40 pages…. Can someone summarise what’s going on??? Sorry

Something about Reid???

I had a snack pack for lunch and took a shit that’s probably the most exciting news you’ll get

 

[Jade Buddha]

We do make it pretty easy for the media to shit on us. Lighting short people on fire, tangling with schoolgirls, nude photo leaks, seaford.

All lead by our ex-player media superstar Chicken Nixon.

 

[phantom13]

I had a snack pack for lunch and took a shit that’s probably the most exciting news you’ll get

Dard outing himself as a Mayo and satay kebab operator was genuinely thrilling.

 

[gringo2011]

I had a snack pack for lunch and took a shit that’s probably the most exciting news you’ll get

The Dermot Brereton tribute half hour.

 

[Geezington]

Dard outing himself as a Mayo and satay kebab operator was genuinely thrilling.

One of the most diabolical things I’ve ever read

 

[heynow85]

St Kilda interested in Liam Ryan

Harley Reid maybe next year

Senior players concerned about Steele's future given his cultural presence

Marshall more likely to go to Geelong

Aleer wants to play alongside Wilkie

Wilkie likely to extend beyond 2027

Harley Reid next year as in 12 months time we would try and get him?

 

[Captain Paddy]

We haven’t spoken about Hutchys girth for a while.

Genuine has his own gravitational pull

 

[Geezington]

We haven’t spoken about Hutchys girth for a while.

You know you are in trouble when you have rolls on your forehead

 

[Parkysp]

St Kilda interested in Liam Ryan

Harley Reid maybe next year

Senior players concerned about Steele's future given his cultural presence

Marshall more likely to go to Geelong

Aleer wants to play alongside Wilkie

Wilkie likely to extend beyond 2027

Cal not quite as bemused after he saw the spreadsheet and fixed a few of the formulas?

 

[akaifu]

Harley Reid next year as in 12 months time we would try and get him?

"St Kilda’s senior group is concerned it could lose captain Jack Steele given the club’s desire to clear cap space as it attempts to lure Tom De Koning, Leek Aleer and even Harley Reid next year."

 

[MightySaintas]

I'm seriously beginning to no longer give a flying f*CK.
Wilkie can cry a river.
NAS can get swaddled in adult nappies by his folks whilst bunking with JHF...and having such happy fun times eating fro-yo with Burgoyne.
Windhager, can f*CK off. We can cover him (loved him by the way, but he's been largely an un-composed, hack kick for most of his career, he's been better of late, but not 850 grand better)
Butler...LOL.
Steele...meh! Unless he plays forward for us with the occasional burst in the centre, then whatever.
Marshall...I'd like to keep, but if he wants a farm in Geelong...we're not able to compete.

We've been shit for years. Our leadership has been rudderless since Riewoldt. Crooked Tail wagging a ******ed dog. It's got to stop.
F*cking blow it all up.
Sick of this bollocks.

Tassie looking good....f*CK it...Giants and McDonalds suit team (who are they again?) looking good.

All these great players and we're bottom 4.
Piss the mediocre Windy off if there's any truth to it. He's a borderline senior player.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

The good old days

Just some whimsical shenanigans.

 

[SainterinSydney]

"St Kilda’s senior group is concerned it could lose captain Jack Steele given the club’s desire to clear cap space as it attempts to lure Tom De Koning, Leek Aleer and even Harley Reid next year."

Steele is still under contract until 2027. Steele would need to want to go. If he wants to go, so be it.