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"Goddess"

Your handiwork in this post has been appropriated by the arsehats over on the Bummers board.
Such an intelligent bunch...they'd always definitely understand sarcasm...wouldn't they??
Hai guys if you're still trawling!!
Might be the best 5 minutes of your life Neese.Promise I'd hate every minute of it
Got me right in the lolz.Your boy was runner-up to a kid who could prove the best key forward of his generation.
Ours was runner-up to a little wind-up toy that goes in circles. And there was even a betting scandal! (but we're used to those)
Seriously though, it's so inconsequential in the long run. You've nabbed a kid that is good enough to build a club around, and he's got his head screwed on tight enough to handle that pressure.
Love him. Whenever he calls time, he won't have room in his trophy cabinet for a pissy little trinket with Ron Evans' mug on it.
9 for christ sakes, 9!!!Might be the best 5 minutes of your life Neese.
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Even second time round that is ****ing hilarious.Giles please
Well done Cripps on a fabulous season. I watch his highlights often and don't forget my uterus is still free

Your boy was runner-up to a kid who could prove the best key forward of his generation.
Ours was runner-up to a little wind-up toy that goes in circles. And there was even a betting scandal! (but we're used to those)
Seriously though, it's so inconsequential in the long run. You've nabbed a kid that is good enough to build a club around, and he's got his head screwed on tight enough to handle that pressure.
Love him. Whenever he calls time, he won't have room in his trophy cabinet for a pissy little trinket with Ron Evans' mug on it.
Pardon for intruding, but whilst I understand most of you are disappointed he didn't win the award, you don't need him to win the rising star to tell you that he's an elite level talent. He's on the same level as the Bont already IMO, slightly different skill set (More inside and a better use by hand). Also extremely difficult to tag because of his height and reach.
But our gun will win Brownlows, Norm Smith's and Premierships... their gun might win one or two Colman'sCongratulations to Cripps on an amazing year and also congrats to Jessie Hogan.
Both Clubs have guns on their list and should be happy!
I really like you... but you forgot the "****ing" in Ron "****ing" Evans name...Your boy was runner-up to a kid who could prove the best key forward of his generation.
Ours was runner-up to a little wind-up toy that goes in circles. And there was even a betting scandal! (but we're used to those)
Seriously though, it's so inconsequential in the long run. You've nabbed a kid that is good enough to build a club around, and he's got his head screwed on tight enough to handle that pressure.
Love him. Whenever he calls time, he won't have room in his trophy cabinet for a pissy little trinket with Ron Evans' mug on it.
Surprised this hasn't been posted already.

Damn straight Dram.I think that I need a cold shower... Carlton pr0n![]()
I totally agree with you,but if the afl are going to have an award for the best young player they need to do it properly,get the coaches to vote.Pardon for intruding, but whilst I understand most of you are disappointed he didn't win the award, you don't need him to win the rising star to tell you that he's an elite level talent. He's on the same level as the Bont already IMO, slightly different skill set (More inside and a better use by hand). Also extremely difficult to tag because of his height and reach.
Ill just put this here...
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