A joke. SCROLL DOWN SLOWLY (it's important!!)

[Dan26]

There was a cruise ship going through some rough waters that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deserted island............
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There where only 3 survivors: 2 guys and a girl.......... They lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men and women to do..............
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After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad about what she had been doing...................
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She felt having sex with both guys was so bad that she killed herself...............
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It was very tragic but the two guys managed to get through it and after a while nature once more took it's inevitable course...................
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Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing.....................
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So................
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They buried her.

 

[ant]

I bet you can't wait for this Private R rated forum to get started Dan.....

 

[BIG POPPA PUMP]

They could've 'eaten' her

 

[Uncle Steve]

Originally posted by Dan25
They buried her.

...and time went on, and nature once again took it's inevitable course. Before too long, the two blokes had become ashamed with what they were doing....

... so they dug her up again.

 

[dees01]

Very good Dan!

 

[dee_girl9]

LOL. u sicko Dan. funny all the same

 

[Chris_23]

LOL

 

[mud n blood]

What's so funny ?

 

[SS11]

LOL hmm funny Gump25...a bit pathetic u posted it to further ur count, but hey...

 

[Mags]

Thats the sorta stuff the private forum would be used for!

 

[BomberBoy]

Originally posted by Dan25
They buried her.

Dan, Dan, Dan

Funny sh*t

Keep it up

 

[HSSB]

That's actually one of the funniest jokes I have ever read

 

[Bulldog Breed]

Is Dan also the guy that informed of us of that awesome poem he found on the back of a toilet door?

 

[Bulldog Breed]

P.s, people seemed so happy back then.

 

[smiths]

7/106characters

 

[ClarkeM]

It's a joke. Slightly above average.

 

[indieswan96]

Not bad, not bad at all.

 

[benz1]

Where is this private forum!!

 

[Wish Wellingtons]

It's amazing how theinternets have changed, old threads are always amusing.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Heard it.

 

[bresker]

One afternoon, a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

"Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the Scotsman said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

"Bring them along," the Scotsman replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the Scotsman answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the Scotsman and said, "Sir, you are too kind.. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The Scotsman replied, "Glad to do it.

"You'll really love my place.

"The grass is almost a foot high."

 

[carltonblue]

I don't get it. Why would they feel bad?

 

[HSSB]

I don't get it. Why would they feel bad?

You're 12 and what is that?

 

[carltonblue]

You're 12 and what is that?

ironic post is ironic

 

[HSSB]

ironic post is ironic

lol, but do you seriously not get the joke?