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Okay here's the scenario.

I went out a few weeks ago (regular weekly thing) with a group of mates to town. We were out till about 3am when I picked up this girl at the bar, one thing led to another and I was back at her house doing the dirty. She seemed dirty as all hell but I thought if I wrap up I'll be alright.

After I had finished and pulled out, I noticed there was a slight tear in the condom. Straight away.. PARANOID!

Since then, we keep in brief contact but not really any interest in ever seeing her again.

However, last night I received a message saying that she might be pregnant coz her period is late and that she will find out this week. I thought to myself "oh yeah just get on the pill or something" I am a bit of a rookie with the whole contraception deal. Then she goes and says "I've decided I definitely want to have it if I am!"

WTF SERIOUSLY??!?!?

What do I do?
 
Hasus said:
Okay here's the scenario.

I went out a few weeks ago (regular weekly thing) with a group of mates to town. We were out till about 3am when I picked up this girl at the bar, one thing led to another and I was back at her house doing the dirty. She seemed dirty as all hell but I thought if I wrap up I'll be alright.

After I had finished and pulled out, I noticed there was a slight tear in the condom. Straight away.. PARANOID!

Since then, we keep in brief contact but not really any interest in ever seeing her again.

However, last night I received a message saying that she might be pregnant coz her period is late and that she will find out this week. I thought to myself "oh yeah just get on the pill or something" I am a bit of a rookie with the whole contraception deal. Then she goes and says "I've decided I definitely want to have it if I am!"

WTF SERIOUSLY??!?!?

What do I do?
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Perhaps some heroin may assist this situation? Just a taste eh Hasus? Just a teeny-tiny taste....

:D:D

Brush up on your parenting skills hombre, you're ****ed! :):thumbsu:
 
Hasus said:
Okay here's the scenario.

I went out a few weeks ago (regular weekly thing) with a group of mates to town. We were out till about 3am when I picked up this girl at the bar, one thing led to another and I was back at her house doing the dirty. She seemed dirty as all hell but I thought if I wrap up I'll be alright.
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lol. I hope the future mother of your child has access to Big Footy so she can appreciate the quality of this gem. :thumbsu:

I think you should abuse drugs and alcohol until this problem magically goes away. :)
 

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Pretty ****ing unlucky if she is preggers, tell her you wan't nothing to do with the child and you aren't giving her a cent.

Failing that, do something with a barrel roll.
 
also, did you really have to call this thread advice appreciated, btw?
i got my reading glasses out for some long posts, and was incredibly suprised by the lack of words in the posts.
 

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Hasus said:
Okay here's the scenario.

I went out a few weeks ago (regular weekly thing) with a group of mates to town. We were out till about 3am when I picked up this girl at the bar, one thing led to another and I was back at her house doing the dirty. She seemed dirty as all hell but I thought if I wrap up I'll be alright.

After I had finished and pulled out, I noticed there was a slight tear in the condom. Straight away.. PARANOID!

Since then, we keep in brief contact but not really any interest in ever seeing her again.

However, last night I received a message saying that she might be pregnant coz her period is late and that she will find out this week. I thought to myself "oh yeah just get on the pill or something" I am a bit of a rookie with the whole contraception deal. Then she goes and says "I've decided I definitely want to have it if I am!"

WTF SERIOUSLY??!?!?

What do I do?
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Your own fault for getting plastered and rooting some random sl*t.

Hope it was worth it.
 
So how serious is she when she says, " if I am!"..... meaning you of course. Do you think she will take anything you say in to account when making a decision as to keep it or not ? Has she indicated that she may have it terminated if you say you dont want it?
 

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Okay firstly 95% of the time, if she is a decrepit **** like you seem to be conveying then she's lying her ass off for attention. You wont know she's either not pregnant, or its someone elses for a long time..don't get caught in that trap. Find out

I actually had one girl lie to me about having an "abortion" for me when i wasn't around, and another girl lying about being pregnant. Girls leave absolutely no stone unturned when it comes to trying to ruin your life.
 

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