Advice column

[Whacker]

Feel free to give anyone some handy advice. Ill kick us off. If masturbation is becoming a bore, sit on your hand until it goes dead then go for broke and it feels as though someone else is doing it and for a split second your not as lonely and perverted as you think

 

[PieLebo87]

Its not what you look at, but what you see.

 

[Thoolenator]

Feel free to give anyone some handy advice. Ill kick us off. If masturbation is becoming a bore, sit on your hand until it goes dead then go for broke and it feels as though someone else is doing it and for a split second your not as lonely and perverted as you think

Wow...

 

[ClarkeM]

Feel free to give anyone some handy advice. Ill kick us off. If masturbation is becoming a bore, sit on your hand until it goes dead then go for broke and it feels as though someone else is doing it and for a split second your not as lonely and perverted as you think

Heard that before....! lets see what happens tomorrow

 

[swiftdog]

Boxers prevent bordie rash

 

[PieLebo87]

LOL anyone seen Gone In 60 Seconds? Whacker! Be more original!

 

[Optimax]

if you pick up a girl/boy when you are really drunk make sure you remeber to put the name and the girl/boys phone number in your phone so you remeber who they are in the ensuing days.

Otherwise its quite an embarrassing conudrum when you get phone calls from a good looking girl who is pissed off that you dont remeber her, really pissed off like no more chance pissed off.

The other option is to either not get really drunk or not pick up while totally tanked but that is no fun in the end is it.


Yes i do know that through personal experience

 

[swiftdog]

if you pick up a girl/boy when you are really drunk make sure you remeber to put the name and the girl/boys phone number in your phone so you remeber who they are in the ensuing days.

Otherwise its quite an embarrassing conudrum when you get phone calls from a good looking girl who is pissed off that you dont remeber her, really pissed off like no more chance pissed off.

The other option is to either not get really drunk or not pick up while totally tanked but that is no fun in the end is it.


Yes i do know that through personal experience

Don't drink so much that you wake up in the morning next to her and really really regret doing whatever it is you did to her.

I also know that through personal experience

 

[rusdid24]

Christ..
Alright, don't pick up scraggers, keep your standards high. It might be a bit longer between drinks, but it's worth it

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Never slowplay only moderately strong made hands in multiway pots, especially on co-ordinated boards where draws are available.

 

[swiftdog]

Never bet on red at a roulette wheel, get annoyed when you constantly lose , then decide to change to black because i guarentee the next number will be red.

Vice-Versa

 

[Whacker]

LOL anyone seen Gone In 60 Seconds? Whacker! Be more original!

Cant say i have sorry. Damn it i was hoping it was original. Heres an oldie but a goodie. Never wee into the wind well for the guys anyway. Sorry ladies ill think of one for you

 

[popathon]

Feel free to give anyone some handy advice. Ill kick us off. If masturbation is becoming a bore, sit on your hand until it goes dead then go for broke and it feels as though someone else is doing it and for a split second your not as lonely and perverted as you think

Goes alright if you paint your nails a "pretty" girl colour..... so i've heard.

 

[Marklar_33]

Christ..
Alright, don't pick up scraggers, keep your standards high. It might be a bit longer between drinks, but it's worth it

Gotta slay some dragons before getting to the princess

 

[Optimax]

Christ..
Alright, don't pick up scraggers, keep your standards high. It might be a bit longer between drinks, but it's worth it

thats usually the plan, but it was end of exams party and jugs of beer were only $3 and jimmies $5 so i was tanked and off my nut really.

But i usually have fine standards even that one wasnt terrible her friend was and did she lay into me for gods know what reason the week after

 

[rusdid24]

Gotta slay some dragons before getting to the princess

I've slayed some of the most heinous dragons you will ever see, had enough of that . Where's this princess you speak of?

 

[Marklar_33]

I've slayed some of the most heinous dragons you will ever see, had enough of that . Where's this princess you speak of?

Thats my secret

 

[spartan-magpie]

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE..
DONT GET TOO DRUNK AND PICK UP WOMEN!!!!-u cant be too sure of what they really look like after you drink a bootle of grey goose!
Always eat breakfast- gets ur metabolism going..
be charitable..
and always be honest-even if it kills you!

 

[DWil6]

Don't eat yellow snow...

 

[Magpie Magic]

Don't eat KFC.

 

[Jabso]

Eat lots of KFC it's really good.

 

[serbkoolie]

Bulid a bridge and get over it!

 

[serbkoolie]

Dont count your chickens before they hatch!

 

[Whacker]

a girl with an adams apple and facial hair is not a girl

 

[swiftdog]

You CAN break it boys, be careful