Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 11 - Swans v Blues Fri 26th May 7:50pm AEST (SCG)

[Drakescoffeecake]

And another Friday night timeslot for the blues next week. What a joke. Such a boring club to watch.

 

[Elixuh]

Don't let facts get in the way. Take a Bow Sir.

Wot

 

[Sprout]

Surely McKay needs a spell in the VFL, that display of kicking is unacceptable

Agreed. Enough is enough surely. Let him play in the magoos til he learns how to convert.

 

[Hollow Knight]

Don’t worry… apparently the guy to turn it all around will be playing next week.

checks notes

Paddy Dow

15

Paddy Dow

Age

24

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.0

3star

HB

7.1

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.9

4star

CL

2.6

4star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

3star

CL

0.0

1star

D

12.4

4star

K

5.8

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

1.6

2star

T

2.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

? What?

 

[dean33]

Voss will be gone within a month. Carlton board would have started getting twitchy now another club has a head start on getting a new coach in.

 

[iGNITER]

And another Friday night timeslot for the blues next week. What a joke. Such a boring club to watch.

Hopefully it’s a bloodbath.

 

[Sir Watchalot]

Parker to the Carlton players

“We’ve been in your position before”

You still are numb nuts

When has Sydney been where Carlton is in Parker's lifetime?

 

[Monco Matt]

Seems as though JSOS isn't the problem after all. Who else could it be?

 

[Magpie Since 1986]

And another Friday night timeslot for the blues next week. What a joke. Such a boring club to watch.

Agreed how are they on every prime time slot this year? Meanwhile Collingwood the most entertaining team by far last year play the sunday graveyard slot each week wtf

 

[Rioli2Rioli]

Carlton making a late run for Harley Reid

Cripps - Harry - Charlie - Docherty - Walsh - Wietering

$800k brigade
McGovern
Williams
Martin
Cerra
Saad

Easiest Draw and all players in their prime
And still cant make finals

#17 is a Looong Way away

 

[Elixuh]

Don’t worry… apparently the guy to turn it all around will be playing next week.

checks notes

Paddy Dow? What?

Don’t joke about that a lot of Carlton posters genuinely seem to think he will make a difference

 

[melbun]

And another Friday night timeslot for the blues next week. What a joke. Such a boring club to watch.

Not boring. Painful. They are painful to watch.

 

[projectv]

Don’t worry… apparently the guy to turn it all around will be playing next week.

checks notes

Paddy Dow? What?

Given half the Carlton squad are playing at VFL level, Paddy Dow should slot straight back in.

 

[Elixuh]

Seems as though JSOS isn't the problem after all. Who else could it be?

I love that they drop JSOS but keep old man Ed curnow in there. Bloke is a baked potato.

 

[Sir Watchalot]

Hopefully it’s a bloodbath.

Hopefully? Even if Carlton came out of that with no injuries or suspensions they're still going to be pumped next week.

 

[benfica]

Agreed how are they on every prime time slot this year? Meanwhile Collingwood the most entertaining team by far last year play the sunday graveyard slot each week wtf

They been shite for 20yrs and always get prime time ....that's a question I want answered lol

 

[What is a cakewalk]

Carlton has never transitioned from VFL to AFL very well. The effective ban on brown paper bags has hurt their culture of success.

Lucky they've addressed that now and their ceo has a record of nothing but squeaky clean, above board financial practic... oh s**t. Nevermind.

 

[mellowyellow]

 

[hutchy31]

Carlton 59 inside 50s for six goals tonight.

They’ve kicked 21.41 in the last three weeks. I’ll not count the oof kicks in that.

So Voss might get the heat, but he’s not kicking the ******* ball for them. That team is full of high draft picks and they should be embarrassed at what they’re dishing up from a skills perspective.

It’s not just kicking either, their inadequate handball game and constant fumbling is way below a decent AFL standard.

 

[My Tilly]

I don’t rate him. There will be some that have a soft spot for him for a multitude of reasons, one being the poor handling of his sacking by the board and of course being a club legend.

I just don’t think he is very good tactically, especially on game day. The Lions had a far better list under Voss than under Leppa as well.

Don’t get it twisted though, Carlton’s list is also overhyped. It’s still a list that should be around 7-8 for mine but it’s closer to bottom 4 under Voss.

Too many players gone backwards in such a short amount of time.
This list, as you say, was capable of playing finals.

Two years down the drain.
I'd be ropeable if I were a Blues supporter.

 

[longdonkey]

I pity Crazy Vossy because he has inherited a very unbalanced list with a whole lot of salary cap not on the park.

He also can't go out there and kick it for them, nobody can say he wouldn't do a better job..

However, going out there and playing Hinkleyball is stupid because at Port a 20 point loss there is no scrutiny from the media. The SA media don't care and the Vic media, a Port 20 point loss is exactly what they want. But in a club like Carlton that is never going to fly. Please don't sack him Koch would be stupid enough to hire a Hinkleyball disciple.

 

[Monco Matt]

Some general observations from tonight

1. McKay needs a team of psychology professionals to fix his yips. Even then it could take a while.
2. Franklin is completely cooked. Can't run, can't jump, can't do a damn thing anymore except slap the ball around.
3. Carlton's game plan is old school. Players are on their own out there, no supporting of each other, they just go at it as individuals.
4. Cripps is destined to play out his entire career without ever tasting finals. A truly sad footy story.

 

[Bald]

2030. That's when McKay is out of contract.

 

[iGNITER]

Hopefully? Even if Carlton came out of that with no injuries or suspensions they're still going to be pumped next week.

 

[Elixuh]

Lol I just saw the highlights of mckay

And y’all thought big Joey D was bad. McKay is on 800 gs a year and can’t kick a footy. Yikes.