Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 11 - Swans v Blues Fri 26th May 7:50pm AEST (SCG)

[windyhill]

Goaless quarter ?

 

[Bluebleeder]

Utter and complete shite dished up from a mob who are as soft as butter and their skills are deplorable

 

[RUNVS]

Utter and complete shite dished up from a mob who are as soft as butter and their skills are deplorable

Hey, only Swans supporters are allowed to talk about our club like that.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

2030. That's when McKay is out of contract.

He'll kick one by then.

 

[cactuscall]

When has Sydney been where Carlton is in Parker's lifetime?

Maybe he just meant they've lost a Friday night game before.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

The worst thing is who is there to come in?

Paddy Dow

15

Paddy Dow

Age

24

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.0

3star

HB

7.1

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.9

4star

CL

2.6

4star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

3star

CL

0.0

1star

D

12.4

4star

K

5.8

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

1.6

2star

T

2.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

, Jack Silvagni

1

Jack Silvagni

Age

26

Ht

194cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.9

4star

G

0.7

4star

D

5.3

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

1.3

1star

M

1.7

2star

T

0.7

1star

G

0.7

4star

D

9.2

3star

K

6.2

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.8

4star

, Jack Martin

21

Jack Martin

Age

29

Ht

186cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.7

5star

G

0.9

4star

D

14.9

4star

K

7.9

3star

HB

7.0

4star

M

4.3

4star

T

3.6

4star

G

1.1

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.6

3star

, Sam Durdin

38

Sam Durdin

Age

27

Ht

199cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.7

2star

K

6.2

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

11.2

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

3.8

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.6

4star

?

What you see is what they have.

 

[Sir Watchalot]

Maybe he just meant they've lost a Friday night game before.

Yeah I was going to say losing a few games in a row but left it. For which I'm glad because yours is better.

 

[Hawksboy72]

Unfortunately for Carlton their a win now team and they don't have the cattle for that.
They also don't have alot of trade value atm.
With McKay try him in the ruck or on the wing (Richo '08) as forwards can be the best field kicks on the team.
Or Trade him. Melbourne "might" have a crack at him.
Cripps is seriously banged up.
Let him go to a club on the verge of a premiership whoever that team is they'll pay overs for him.

 

[Elixuh]

The Lizard is heading up to the Goldy for a bit of R and R with a few of the Swans boys, look out Gold Coast ladies the Lizard is on the prowl.

On the slither you mean

 

[freo1]

Carlton’s loss doesn’t matter anyway. Cerra said its ok not to make finals as long as you try

 

[cactuscall]

Who is the female MC? Best part of the game by a mile.

She's a robotic, irritating nonentity. Short of praying she's involved in some scandal and fired from the network, the mute button is the best way to deal with her.

 

[My Tilly]

Bringing up the 5 day break as part of the excuse is not a good sign from Weitering there. You are a relatively young list.

 

[Sprout]

Holy s**t. Weitering very unsubtly throwing the forwards under the bus.

The issues extend well beyond a failure to convert, Jacob.

 

[Bluebleeder]

Hey, only Swans supporters are allowed to talk about our club like that.

Haha - is there anything softer than butter - might have to lead a march on Ikon Park and demand some explanations from the inept crew running the show

 

[Elixuh]

Holy s**t. Weitering very unsubtly throwing the forwards under the bus.

The issues extend well beyond a failure to convert, Jacob.

In fairness there were two Coleman medalists against a swans team devoid of key position players and they kicked how many? McKay lost the game off his own boot.

It was basically curnow and McKay against checks notes Aaron francis

 

[cactuscall]

Bringing up the 5 day break as part of the excuse is not a good sign from Weitering there. You are a relatively young list.

 

[CoastersFlag No.5]

No Cripps (ankle), no Hewett (concussion), no Hollands (AC joint), no Newman (hamstring) and no Cerra (sling tackle on Hickey). Gonna get rough for Carlton next week.

 

[srobbo]

Vossy in perilous waters & the ship is sinking fast. They are a s**t show Carlton & yet had one of the winnable games they’ll get a for awhile & still failed miserably.

 

[beema limapep]

Rats fleeing the the sinking ship as we speak

 

[Monco Matt]

Utter and complete shite dished up from a mob who are as soft as butter and their skills are deplorable

Spot on! And Carlton lost to them tonight. Not looking good for the Blues.

 

[JackFlash]

The noose will tighten around Voss this week...Carlton will go into meltdown after this result.

 

[MJG14]

Just tuned into SEN. Quality stuff.

 

[mumblingpie]

Both teams are terrible

 

[mumblingpie]

Is Buddy going to hang around till he gets a tap on the shoulder

 

[MF]

Just tuned into SEN. Quality stuff.

Thoroughly enjoyed the Carlton supporter saying the players should be investigated for wage theft