Age Gap Romance

[RiverRat]

She was quite fun in bed, but we couldn't do some sexual positions because it hurt her bones.

 

[krusden]

This thread gets 5 stars from me. Gold.

 

[bresker]

If this presents such a problem to you, maybe you should consider homosexuality? It would be easier than trying to find a woman who doesn't do this. For some reason they seem to think that life requires a constant commentary, as if you weren't there to experience it for yourself.

But the gay guys I know tend to talk a lot too. Put gay guys & women together and they talk absolutely non-stop. Yabber yabber yabber.

I know I'm stereotyping, but you know it's true.

 

[J_Moore]

Maybe you just need to find a nice straight guy that also finds women really annoying, and you can just root each other when the frustration gets too much. It wouldn't be gay. It's just that women are really annoying.

 

[vealesy]

Theres something gone wrong with this thread...

You're all QUEER!

 

[Mr Shankly]

My only two serious relationships have been with younger women. When I was 26 I dated an 18 year old, we dated for two years.

Now, I'm 31 and I've been dating a 22 year old for the past 8 months. She just moved back to the US (like, yesterday) and I'm seriously considering following her there. Probably a very big mistake, but what's life without mistakes?

 

[J-Train]

My only two serious relationships have been with younger women. When I was 26 I dated an 18 year old, we dated for two years.

Now, I'm 31 and I've been dating a 22 year old for the past 8 months. She just moved back to the US (like, yesterday) and I'm seriously considering following her there. Probably a very big mistake, but what's life without mistakes?

Don't do it. Knowing 22 year old American girls from my College days, she has probably already smoked some dude's pole on the plane trip home and is looking forward to catching up with all her old boyfriends when she gets back.

Plus, you're 9 years older than her you fossil. You're probably just focusing on her sweet aaaccce, rather than the fact that American girls between the ages of 18-23 are the most self obsessed, whiny, painful and egotistical brats on the planet.

For the record I am 32 and my girlfriend is 25 so i could be thrown into the hypocrite basket a little, but, I think the extra 3 years makes a difference.

 

[Gabbie]

Now for a woman's perspective fellas.

I and some of my friends of similar age (not that old as the one with the sore bones LOL) who have "associated" with much younger guys because guys our own age are USELESS aka Fosters Flop. Oi, talk about "flash in the pan" "all show and no go". pffffft. The young guys have plenty of "energy" tho they do lack style but are teachable and are open to suggestion where guys of my age and older are rather "missionary" in their attitude.

The only thing wrong with "associating" with younger guys (10 or more years younger than oneself) is taste in music and movies.

Just think, one day when you settle with someone your own age, she will thank whatever older woman did you a favour. Young girls are rather "virginal" in their attitude.

 

[J-Train]

Now for a woman's perspective fellas.

I and some of my friends of similar age (not that old as the one with the sore bones LOL) who have "associated" with much younger guys because guys our own age are USELESS aka Fosters Flop. Oi, talk about "flash in the pan" "all show and no go". pffffft. The young guys have plenty of "energy" tho they do lack style but are teachable and are open to suggestion where guys of my age and older are rather "missionary" in their attitude.

The only thing wrong with "associating" with younger guys (10 or more years younger than oneself) is taste in music and movies.

Just think, one day when you settle with someone your own age, she will thank whatever older woman did you a favour. Young girls are rather "virginal" in their attitude.

lol. Nice one. How old are you talking Gabbie?

I would have thought younger blokes would be worse in the sack because a) jackhammer with no thought for partner and b) are shocked that they are actually getting a leg over c)wanna get off so they can rush around and tell all the boys about it.

 

[ausde13]

Oh, her fetish for water sports and scat left me somewhat bemused as well.

blah blah blah brilliant brilliant blah blah... watersports and scat.... WTF?

She likes to be pee'd and pooped on or do that to you my good man?

 

[treefingers]

lmao at the OP

 

[skilts]

blah blah blah brilliant brilliant blah blah... watersports and scat.... WTF?

She likes to be pee'd and pooped on or do that to you my good man?

She wanted me to do it to her. Never saw the point myself.

 

[Denny_Crane]

Nailed an 18 year old as a 26 y.o.

All legal = all good.

Denny Crane FTW.

Denny Crane

 

[manureid]

I would have thought younger blokes would be worse in the sack because a) jackhammer with no thought for partner and b) are shocked that they are actually getting a leg over c)wanna get off so they can rush around and tell all the boys about it.

Quoted for truth

 

[Eagle87]

The OP is hilarious .... somewhat disturbing.... somewhat gross .... but hilarious.

I live in Thailand, age gap "romances" are a dime a dozen. Guy lives on my floor is 64 and his Thai wife is 24. Now thats an age gap.

My current GF of almost 18 months is more than 15 years my junior (I am 44).

Each to their own and all that I guess.... there are issues in every relationship, the age gap stuff creates some but solves some others .... and frankly 44 year old western women don't do a lot for me...

 

[100action]

i like the bit where you hurt her bones.

 

[Suspense]

Denny Crane FTW.

 

[Gabbie]

lol. Nice one. How old are you talking Gabbie?

I would have thought younger blokes would be worse in the sack because a) jackhammer with no thought for partner and b) are shocked that they are actually getting a leg over c)wanna get off so they can rush around and tell all the boys about it.

Youngins are only good if some older chick got in before one did if you get my drift...older guys are a tad "old fashioned"

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

I missed out on the 'younger chick' thing. But here's two memorable 'older' women.

I was in Grade 10, and we had a student teacher come in (so 20/21) who was smoking hot (to a bunch of 14/15 yo boys anyway). We all had a shot during her six weeks - we all got shot down, though she clearly enjoyed the attention.

A few months later, I was out on the town one night (a few of my mates were 18, so we could get into a couple of places as they only checked the young-looking ones) - and this rather nice girl asked for a smoke while we waited outside a club.

She looked familiar, but I couldn't quite place it. One thing led to another.....

The next morning, I remembered where I knew her from.

I made a mistake.

I told her where I knew her from.

Actually I made two.

I told her how old I was.



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The other was a mates bucks night. Completely under the thumb - he failed every single one of our challenges that wasn't about alcohol - so I took on many of the challenges.

Towards the end of the night, we'd knocked off all but one challenge - making out with twin sisters at once (not the easiest sell - we settled for sisters).

I'd worked my way well with one girl, who had been part of an earlier challenge - and she mentioned her 'sister' who she was meeting. This girl was hot (and young, but inside a club, so that's legal right , but her sister was meh, and substantially older.

After satisfying the challenge requirements, the hens group crashed our party (luckily we had five minutes warning to hide the groom) - and by the time they took him home (poor bastard was covered in girls names and numbers) pretty much everyone had had enough.

Heading down to the cab rank, and who should I come accross but the 'little sis' who was going home alone, and invited me to join her. An obvious decision, and at some stage during hte evening we were joined by her 'sister'.

Why is 'sister' in ''? No, it wasn't a Lady GaGa....but as I found in the morning, it was her 34yo mother (she had her licence on the table). I don't know how old the daughter was.

I never saw either of them again.

 

[WA ROO]

In my late teens and early 20's I had a thing for older women.They were a lot more fun and open than girls my own age.
At 17 my gf was 23,later on I spent a very good and educational 6 months with a 38 yr old woman.
The age gap shifted though as my Wife is 32,me being 44 we have been married for 10 yrs

 

[Schache It Off]

I missed out on the 'younger chick' thing. But here's two memorable 'older' women.

I was in Grade 10, and we had a student teacher come in (so 20/21) who was smoking hot (to a bunch of 14/15 yo boys anyway). We all had a shot during her six weeks - we all got shot down, though she clearly enjoyed the attention.

A few months later, I was out on the town one night (a few of my mates were 18, so we could get into a couple of places as they only checked the young-looking ones) - and this rather nice girl asked for a smoke while we waited outside a club.

She looked familiar, but I couldn't quite place it. One thing led to another.....

The next morning, I remembered where I knew her from.

I made a mistake.

I told her where I knew her from.

Actually I made two.

I told her how old I was.



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The other was a mates bucks night. Completely under the thumb - he failed every single one of our challenges that wasn't about alcohol - so I took on many of the challenges.

Towards the end of the night, we'd knocked off all but one challenge - making out with twin sisters at once (not the easiest sell - we settled for sisters).

I'd worked my way well with one girl, who had been part of an earlier challenge - and she mentioned her 'sister' who she was meeting. This girl was hot (and young, but inside a club, so that's legal right , but her sister was meh, and substantially older.

After satisfying the challenge requirements, the hens group crashed our party (luckily we had five minutes warning to hide the groom) - and by the time they took him home (poor bastard was covered in girls names and numbers) pretty much everyone had had enough.

Heading down to the cab rank, and who should I come accross but the 'little sis' who was going home alone, and invited me to join her. An obvious decision, and at some stage during hte evening we were joined by her 'sister'.

Why is 'sister' in ''? No, it wasn't a Lady GaGa....but as I found in the morning, it was her 34yo mother (she had her licence on the table). I don't know how old the daughter was.

I never saw either of them again.

cool story bro.

 

[Denny_Crane]

She looked familiar, but I couldn't quite place it. One thing led to another.....

The next morning, I remembered where I knew her from.

I made a mistake.

I told her where I knew her from.

Actually I made two.

I told her how old I was.



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The other was

Heading down to the cab rank, and who should I come accross but the 'little sis' who was going home alone, and invited me to join her. An obvious decision, and at some stage during hte evening we were joined by her 'sister'.

Why is 'sister' in ''? No, it wasn't a Lady GaGa....but as I found in the morning, it was her 34yo mother (she had her licence on the table). I don't know how old the daughter was.

I never saw either of them again.

Denny Crane

 

[X_box_X]

LOL @ the OP. All that was missing from that story was a Christmas turkey with warm sauce.

 

[Jatz]

haha top thread!

 

[Power King]

I missed out on the 'younger chick' thing. But here's two memorable 'older' women.

I was in Grade 10, and we had a student teacher come in (so 20/21) who was smoking hot (to a bunch of 14/15 yo boys anyway). We all had a shot during her six weeks - we all got shot down, though she clearly enjoyed the attention.

A few months later, I was out on the town one night (a few of my mates were 18, so we could get into a couple of places as they only checked the young-looking ones) - and this rather nice girl asked for a smoke while we waited outside a club.

She looked familiar, but I couldn't quite place it. One thing led to another.....

The next morning, I remembered where I knew her from.

I made a mistake.

I told her where I knew her from.

Actually I made two.

I told her how old I was.



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The other was a mates bucks night. Completely under the thumb - he failed every single one of our challenges that wasn't about alcohol - so I took on many of the challenges.

Towards the end of the night, we'd knocked off all but one challenge - making out with twin sisters at once (not the easiest sell - we settled for sisters).

I'd worked my way well with one girl, who had been part of an earlier challenge - and she mentioned her 'sister' who she was meeting. This girl was hot (and young, but inside a club, so that's legal right , but her sister was meh, and substantially older.

After satisfying the challenge requirements, the hens group crashed our party (luckily we had five minutes warning to hide the groom) - and by the time they took him home (poor bastard was covered in girls names and numbers) pretty much everyone had had enough.

Heading down to the cab rank, and who should I come accross but the 'little sis' who was going home alone, and invited me to join her. An obvious decision, and at some stage during hte evening we were joined by her 'sister'.

Why is 'sister' in ''? No, it wasn't a Lady GaGa....but as I found in the morning, it was her 34yo mother (she had her licence on the table). I don't know how old the daughter was.

I never saw either of them again.

First story - you've gotta describe the reaction of the teacher to us when you told her why she was familiar, and also her reaction when you told her your age. Story is incomplete until then!

Second story - hahaha what whores