Autopsy Annihilation v coll

[Makeshift Park]

That last quarter was horrible to watch, it seemed like we dropped our bundle all across the ground, but especially led by our midfield.

But green shoots:

Zurhaar backing up his good performances
Curtis picking up where he left off
Pink defying all expectations as a DFA
Moments of clinical brilliance by the captain in the forward half
Wardlaw makes everyone else jealous they don’t have one
Xerri ran out of gas in the fourth, but played like the indisputable AA ruck for the first half
All our players deserve noble peace prizes for restraining themselves from KOing the umpires after their 20th dubious call.

Forgot to mention Hardeman and FOS, who absorb the pressure like water down a ducks back. Bright futures ahead.

 

[Moti]

subbing off Maley was just stupid. he was giving us something all night.

It’s a boys club. Larkey had zero prescience in the air and none one on one, Darling had an impact one on one, they should have been genuinely scared of Maley

 

[Roosurgence]

easy to say when our midfield is smacked by the best team in it.

he's not the answer to our problems.

He couldn’t be any dumber than the current lot hat we’re getting beaten up on the outside and did nothing about it.

Too busy standing there like stale bottles of piss.

 

[Joshen]

Our forward structure continues to be garbage. Curtis and Zurhaar's one-on-one marking ability paper over some serious structural issues. My kingdom for a lead.

 

[hellas_johnny]

Larkey for the love of God stop going out the back and go to the ball carrier ffs. Every time on the wing

 

[Hatchy1992]

Lmao at Fly celebrating like he just won the granny.

 

[Only Forwards]

subbing off Maley was just stupid. he was giving us something all night.

Their pace was clearly starting to worry us.

Fisher is a cat and was never going to be the solution.

 

[tales129]

Almost as if playing slow kick mark buildup football doesn’t win games of footy.

Yet we were in front!

They smoked us at the coalface in the second half and we couldn’t get our hands on the footy

 

[LB2Snake]

Why are Collingwood celebrating like they just won the GF?

Their ressies just stood up against us.

 

[winalotroos]

They never fail to disappoint, Corr Daniel and Lmac will continue to be a liability in the backline.
The Mids got shown how to finish a tight game off.

 

[Sheezel2Wardlaw]

Sack Hood.

Drop Larkey & LDU

 

[Chadwiko]

Lmao at Fly celebrating like he just won the granny.

A bunch of collingwood journeymen and VFL-level cult heroes just won an AFL game for them. They're reacting appropriately.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Yet we were in front!

They smoked us at the coalface in the second half and we couldn’t get our hands on the footy

If the gameplan is built on total midfield domination then we’re well and truly ****ed.

 

[heem]

easy to say when our midfield is smacked by the best team in it.

he's not the answer to our problems.

Their midfield was missing De Goey, Pendlebury and Sidebottom
Ours was smacked by 2024 mid season draft pick Ned Long, half a game from Nick Daicos and one quarter from Crisp

 

[Warrboy]

Stephen’s looking like Simon Black one minute then David Bourke the next..

This is an absolutely brilliant summary

 

[An Ardenary Life]

super peeved how we just fell away. That is such a soft loss.

 

[tales129]

If the gameplan is built on total midfield domination then we’re well and truly ****ed.

It’s where we’ve put all our chips unfortunately and we aren’t that good at it

 

[Rod Stroker]

Their pace was clearly starting to worry us.

Fisher is a cat and was never going to be the solution.

Maley wasn't the one to sub off

 

[Only Forwards]

It’s where we’ve put all our chips unfortunately and we aren’t that good at it

We’ve spent a bit on key position players but they’re all too underdeveloped to be playing AFL.

What we are seeing is the repercussions of the idiotic build from the mids out strategy of Paul Roos.

 

[ApplecrossWC]

Once the other team started playing properly we got smashed. Said that last week and was shouted down

 

[Only Forwards]

Maley wasn't the one to sub off

Agree.

Konstanty was.

 

[LB2Snake]

Our dinky floaty handball game is for the tip. Just allows the opposition to close space.
Giving Caleb Daniel

5

Caleb Daniel

Age

29

Ht

171cm

Wt

72kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.3

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

9.8

5star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.9

4star

CL

1.4

4star

D

19.5

4star

K

11.1

4star

HB

8.4

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.0

3star

CL

1.0

3star

D

16.4

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

9.2

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.6

4star

CL

0.2

2star

the ball has the same effect. He achieves bugger all other than increasing the pressure on his teammates. What a disaster that trade has been and will continue to be.

Would bet my last buck pick 2 this year ends up a jet too.

 

[Lomas]

We’ve spent a bit on key position players but they’re all too small to be playing AFL.

What we are seeing is the repercussions of the idiotic build from the mods out strategy of Paul Roos.

I agree, the mods are to blame!

 

[Luke72]

subbing off Maley was just stupid. he was giving us something all night.

Yeah this was bizarre. We needed a marking presence. If our guys could one grab marks it would be a massive improvement.

 

[Only Forwards]

I agree, the mods are to blame!

Lol.

Damn phone auto correct.