Australia is OK

[Procrastinator35]

Guys I think we're getting off-track a little here, this thread is about why Australia is the next Islamic holy land a beautiful and interesting country, not about lifestyle of The Gays™

We could always talk about all the Camels left to roam wild in the outback I suppose.

I'm sensing a pre-determined Afghani caravan conspiracy in the offing.

 

[Scotland]

Who are we going to hate on next?

People who are the wrong kind of white, English speaking Christians. Done.
First wave Asians. Done
Wogs, Slavs etc. Done.
Second wave Asians. Done.
Muslims & Africans. Work in progress.

There's only so many continents we can get people from. I'm bottling up my xenophobia for the great penguin invasion of 2025.

 

[Billy ray]

Who are we going to hate on next?

People who are the wrong kind of white, English speaking Christians. Done.
First wave Asians. Done
Wogs, Slavs etc. Done.
Second wave Asians. Done.
Muslims & Africans. Work in progress.

There's only so many continents we can get people from. I'm bottling up my xenophobia for the great penguin invasion of 2025.

Slim people

 

[GreyCrow]

Kiwis

 

[Chicago1]

I kinda like it here. I think back to myself as a 23 year old who only came out here to teach for a year or two and stayed 25 years. Then after being away for 17 years coming back two years ago to spend the rest of my life here.

As I've told countless people, I did not choose where I was born, but I certainly have chosen where I want to die.

 

[Spirit Level]

Little Creatures >>> any foreign beer. *awaits haters*

Australia is home to an absolute plethora of fantastic beers, and you went with Little Creatures?

 

[Scotland]

Little Creatures Pale Ale is basically a copy of Sierra Nevada anyway. It's delicious, but not original.

 

[nicky]

One thing I look forward to in Australia is when something makes the news just for being particularly Australian.

Like a bloke in his jocks chasing off a would be burglar then giving an interview, still in his jocks of course.

.

Like this

 

[Reynolds Number]

Nobody does news like NT News.

 

[Dav]

Nobody does news like NT News.

Poorly?

 

[Reynolds Number]

Poorly?

You need to Google search their front pages.

 

[Dav]

You need to Google search their front pages.

I live in the NT.

 

[JackOutback]

Never confuse amusing headlines with good news coverage.

 

[Bomberboyokay]

CROCODILE DOES SOMETHING 365 days a year isn't it?

 

[Dav]

CROCODILE DOES SOMETHING 365 days a year isn't it?

'Irreverent' 'humour' on the front page is pretty much all they have to offer.

 

[raskolnikov]

I kinda like it here. I think back to myself as a 23 year old who only came out here to teach for a year or two and stayed 25 years. Then after being away for 17 years coming back two years ago to spend the rest of my life here.

As I've told countless people, I did not choose where I was born, but I certainly have chosen where I want to die.

I plan to be here 5 more years then move overseas to teach in my twilight years before retiring in somewhere like Croatia or Greece.

 

[Chicago1]

I plan to be here 5 more years then move overseas to teach in my twilight years before retiring in somewhere like Croatia or Greece.

My health's not too good, so this is it for me. I have a degenerative illness. I had thought about possibly subbing here before I returned two years ago, but that's not possible now. I'm too old and grumpy anyway.

 

[Better Loosen Up]

We could always talk about all the Camels left to roam wild in the outback I suppose.

I'm sensing a pre-determined Afghani caravan conspiracy in the offing.

Well... you do love a good conspiracy! Start a thread

 

[tryitout]

My health's not too good, so this is it for me. I have a degenerative illness. I had thought about possibly subbing here before I returned two years ago, but that's not possible now. I'm too old and grumpy anyway.

Hope your health improves or at the very least enables you to have a fulfilling life

 

[Reynolds Number]

'Irreverent' 'humour' on the front page is pretty much all they have to offer.

They need to have something to sell given that they are based in a territory with a small population that nobody gives a two hoots about.

At least it's better than the boring political cheerleading headlines that dominate on all the pages down south.

 

[Shell]

My health's not too good, so this is it for me. I have a degenerative illness. I had thought about possibly subbing here before I returned two years ago, but that's not possible now. I'm too old and grumpy anyway.

Could you manage tutoring perhaps?


And take care mate.

 

[Chicago1]

Could you manage tutoring perhaps?


And take care mate.

No. I've had too many bad days lately, especially the mornings. My new meds haven't helped my symptoms too significantly. Each day is different.

 

[TJASTA]

I have never seen homophobia in my little deck of the woods. When one of the best mates came out, the collective response from my classmates (at the time) was "cool" and no one overly cared.

 

[Gough]

I have never seen homophobia in my little deck of the woods. When one of the best mates came out, the collective response from my classmates (at the time) was "cool" and no one overly cared.

It wasn't always like that.

 

[Taylor]

This is not exactly showing myself in glory, but has anyone seen Rise of Thadland where Donnie comes out?