Society & Culture Awkward Situations - Part 2

[Schulzenfest]

Couple of years ago, when swin flu first started to create hysteria, I was playing soccer. My teams coach/manager at the time is a cop.

As we are sitting on the bench, mate, myself and said cop, cop is clearly sick and sneezing.

I say, completely forgetting he's a cop "Oh maybe you have swine flu"

Mate cracks up going what were you thinking, cop goes what, cos im a pig, and i apologise. Was funny but a bit awkward at the same time

You are seriously my favourite person in the world.

 

[HSSB]

Funny because Aiston is the biggest **** ever on SA tv

 

[Bomber Bears]

You are seriously my favourite person in the world.

Fair enough

 

[Twist_of_Lemon]

Mate and I were enjoying our $4 (;/) hotdogs in the tafe cafeteria today when two guys started punching on out of nowhere two tables from us.

 

[s1bbald]

Thread needs more, "Nice pizza, jackass!".

Though the above sig fulfils some of the requirement...

 

[Schulzenfest]

All threads need more 'Nice pizza, jackass!'

 

[s1bbald]

On the phone:
AUSTAR rep: "Enjoy your AUSTAR."
Me: "You too."
*crickets*
Damn it.

 

[Brad Goodman]

The next day would have been more awkward if you'd said yes.

IIRC Nick is a swinger so it probably wouldn't have been that awkward.

 

[Gravyman]

Was out last week or maybe the week before on Wednesday night, anyway it was about 11 and i thought i'd better head off and go home and ive got to pick up my sister from work, anyway im heading to my car and i get about 10m away from it look to my right and a girls sitting down just talking to a dude, cool whatever.

I keep on my merry way back to my car and some 7 comes out from besides it and im thinking **** thats suss, so i go to open my car door but my attentions turned to the right and in the dark i can still make out the resemblance of a puddle
That decent looking bird has pissed right next to my car and in effect turned herself into a tramp, as i got in i turned and looked back at her, as she turned and looked at me.
I just laughed at her and drove off.

 

[WALL-e]

On the phone:
AUSTAR rep: "Enjoy your AUSTAR."
Me: "You too."
*crickets*
Damn it.

I'm all over this sort of thing.

I'm alreadyon my goodbye line I disregard what people say.

Enjoy [insert event I'm going to and they're not]

You too.....

 

[s1bbald]

Yeah, I had the "You too" loaded up prematurely also. Good thing she'd already given me the cheap AUSTAR and I was able to GTFO of there . Gravy, I'd be more concerned if there wasn't a chick pissing by my car in Albury, getting into Day After Tomorrow type behaviour there...

 

[Coledinho]

The amount of times people have said Happy Birthday to me and ive replied with You Too is way too many to count. Like 3 years ago I even SMSd it to someone who sent me a happy birthday message, realised what i was doing tried to stop it sending but I was too late

 

[TheNextBigThing]

For some reason on NYE instead of saying Happy New Year to someone, I said Happy Birthday, still to this day I have no idea why i said it

 

[s1bbald]

For some reason on NYE instead of saying Happy New Year to someone, I said Happy Birthday, still to this day I have no idea why i said it

 

[TheNextBigThing]

Yeah that would explain it

 

[Colin D'Cops]

For some reason on NYE instead of saying Happy New Year to someone, I said Happy Birthday, still to this day I have no idea why i said it

haha, I mix them both up for a laugh; then correct myself almost instantly to show some respect.

 

[yeah_nah]

[YOUTUBE]A_fMN9kFm14[/YOUTUBE]

 

[breeno]

Subscription.

 

[Ed_Gein]

yeah nah, that video is pure gold!

They couldn't stop!

 

[Pumbi]

In the Uni courtyard the other day, surrounded by plenty of people walking by; mainly teachers/lecturers. I was on the phone to my mate and he was updating me on the happenings of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. Mate says 'Yeah so Larry just lashed a black chick.' and I proceeded to repeat 'He lashed a black chick!?' out loud in earshot of all said lecturers. Got a few odd looks.

 

[360noscope]

[youtube]A_fMN9kFm14[/youtube]

Gold

 

[Marklar_33]

Took a dump in a filthy public toilet on the outskirts of a conutry town the other day...thought of this thread

Anyway, just posting to subscribe

2 quality videos

 

[Kaladin Stormblessed]

Getting into the lift, see a work colleague:

Colleague: "Hey, going lunch?"
Me (thinking he was going to ask me how I am doing): "Good thanks"

*Silence in the lfit*

 

[Jethro!]

IIRC Nick is a swinger so it probably wouldn't have been that awkward.

Had an awkward situation this weekend. Hosted a small gathering at my house, mainly just girls from uni and my house mates. Also invited was a BF poster who decided it would be an idea to bring out his pr0n collection to show to this group of girls he's never met. Two questions need to be asked to him. Why does he carry around a box of pornography in his car boot?
and why did he think it was a good idea to show it to everyone?
anywho he left it here and it has led to an entertaining afternoon, so cheers.

On a side note one of the titles was Dirty Debutant's Volume 295. Apparantly this obviously successful film franchise thought 294 films was not enough and the audience needed more. I would've thought after 294 films all of the subject matter would've been covered.

 

[grizzlym]

Had an awkward situation this weekend. Hosted a small gathering at my house, mainly just girls from uni and my house mates. Also invited was a BF poster who decided it would be an idea to bring out his pr0n collection to show to this group of girls he's never met. Two questions need to be asked to him. Why does he carry around a box of pornography in his car boot?
and why did he think it was a good idea to show it to everyone?
anywho he left it here and it has led to an entertaining afternoon, so cheers.

On a side note one of the titles was Dirty Debutant's Volume 295. Apparantly this obviously successful film franchise thought 294 films was not enough and the audience needed more. I would've thought after 294 films all of the subject matter would've been covered.

Sorry about that, mate. I have no shame.