Society & Culture Awkward Situations

[Zarrix]

But his dad might premature in his pants from the memories of that night.
Only joking Zarrix, I love you buddy .

WELL... I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE!!!!!!!

I haven't seen those ad's on TV lately though. Hopefully they stay away.

One simular case of course are those mobile phone ad's after midnight. Not that I watch TV very often at that time of course, but I was pissed off when they started to appear at the end of Lord of the Rings a few nights back.

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

I have another one.

When you're sleeping in a giant bed with a few people without a doona because it's too hot and you wake up with a massive erection

You're probably overselling it a bit


Those socially awkward penguin pictures are hilarious btw.

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

One from when I was younger, being anywhere with my mum when she bumped into one of her friends who just happened to have a daughter around my age. If the girl was fugly it was easier but even then I'd feel like I have to talk to her to be polite. It was like a forced blind date with two parents to supervise.

If the girl was hot I'd be thinking great I'm out with my mum!....wait she is too, but she's a girl so that's not lame. ****! lol.

Another one is when I'm in a situation where I have to talk to a kid who's around 6-8. It sucks when you talk to them like they're kids (because they are) but then they're much more mature than you expect. That never fails to make me feel like an idiot.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

My mum always opens my door in the morning when I'm a sleep before she goes to work because she reckons it gets way too hot in there...and I always goddamn wonder if my balls were showing or my man-stick was stickin out or something.

Comfort yourself with the knowledge that your Mum has seen your balls and wang before and that (almost certainly, unless you are Tasmanians relocated) they hold abasolutely no interest for her whatsoever.

 

[Rustin Cohle]

Don't know about anyone else, but randomly bumping into someone you haven't seen for ages and wondering whether to say hello or not. Mainly because I'm never sure if they will remember who I am and I fear the embarrassment of finding out that they don't.

 

[J_Moore]

One from when I was younger, being anywhere with my mum when she bumped into one of her friends who just happened to have a daughter around my age. If the girl was fugly it was easier but even then I'd feel like I have to talk to her to be polite. It was like a forced blind date with two parents to supervise.

If the girl was hot I'd be thinking great I'm out with my mum!....wait she is too, but she's a girl so that's not lame. ****! lol.

Straight up. Shit, I was basically horribly embarrassed anytime I was in public with my mum from about the ages of 14-17.

On morning erections at around the same age: I was shithouse at getting out of bed, so my parents decided it would be a sensible thing to come in and rip the doona off me at around 6:30 each morning, necessating a frantic barrell roll onto my stomach.

I don't know why they thought this was a good idea. I think my dad may have even started it, and I'd reckon he should know better.

It stopped quite suddenly, from memory. Guess i wasn't quick enough flipping over when the door opened.

 

[krisholio14]

My entire waking life is one big awkward situation.

 

[r dub 19]

My entire wanking life is one big awkward situation.

EFA

 

[La Dispute]

My your parents compliment you or point out one of your achievements in front of visitors, necessitating at least a couple of minutes of awkward conversation.

And another vote for parents making you look after younger kids. Or girls.

 

[krisholio14]

EFA

I can assure you, the wanking parts of my life are by far the least awkward

 

[Tex_21]

When you get caught staring outside a primary school.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

About three months ago, I accidently left a message on the voicemail of a former First Minister of Scotland (Henry McLeish if you want to know) where I called him a ****ing cockmuncher.

Obviously I didn't mean to call him said term of abuse, its just his name is one away from one of my best mates in my phone list. Accidently called him and wasn't paying attention.

He called back about five minutes later. He was actually pretty cool with it but I felt rather awkward for the next few days just waiting for my boss to call me into 'have a chat'.

In the end I told her and she just laughed.

 

[Mr Gor]

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[Pumbi]

I was once with two aquaintences who I had just met. The first aquaintence said to the second aquaintence, 'do you know Yossi Benayoun from Liverpool?'

Then, the first aquaintence and I simultaneously spoke.

1st aquaintence to 2nd aquaintence: 'Well you look exactly like him!'
Me to 2nd aquaintence: 'Wow he is the ugliest person I have ever seen'

Awwwkkwwaarrrd.

 

[Postman_Pav]

When you arrive a party with a mate and he introduces you to someone and almost instantly he runs off to see another person. Thus leaving you stranded & small talking with a person you just met and not knowing when its OK to end the convo.

 

[Kerrby]

I was once with two aquaintences who I had just met. The first aquaintence said to the second aquaintence, 'do you know Yossi Benayoun from Liverpool?'

Then, the first aquaintence and I simultaneously spoke.

1st aquaintence to 2nd aquaintence: 'Well you look exactly like him!'
Me to 2nd aquaintence: 'Wow he is the ugliest person I have ever seen'

Awwwkkwwaarrrd.

Hahaha, now that's funny.

That guys face is messed up!

 

[swiftdog]

I still live with my parents and one night out on the town I "got lucky".. we were both smashed and my house was closer so we decided to go there. I had planned on just staying in bed till the rents went to work in the morning and then driving her home but we came downstairs and my dad had decided to take the day off.
Me: ohh, hey dad, this is........ummmmmm...

Yep.. awkward

 

[Rosstickle]

I don't get why the premature ejaculation ones are so embarrasing. Probably cos my dads sense of humour is even more immature than mine.

I can see how it would be embarrasing if you had that problem and were with your GF.

 

[r dub 19]

I was once with two aquaintences who I had just met. The first aquaintence said to the second aquaintence, 'do you know Yossi Benayoun from Liverpool?'

Then, the first aquaintence and I simultaneously spoke.

1st aquaintence to 2nd aquaintence: 'Well you look exactly like him!'
Me to 2nd aquaintence: 'Wow he is the ugliest person I have ever seen'

Awwwkkwwaarrrd.

ahahahah

Did the yossi look alike respond?

 

[Bulldog Breed]

Rejected high fives.

 

[Selective Retention]

A few I can think of off the top of my head..

- watching TV with the parentals and period tampon/pad ads come on the tv. Or those ads for thrush... soooo embarrassing. (and so glad I dont live with my parents anymore so I dont have to endure that anymore)

I went down the toiletries aisle at the supermarket to buy some shampoo and the only other people in the aisle were a mother and teenage daughter. I've just walked around the corner into the aisle and glanced up scanning for the hair care section and saw them sifting through the fem fresh sprays. Ouch, got the dirtiest look ever from the daughter.

 

[Trifon Ivanov]

this one has happends to me a few times. when you meet a girl and things go along well and you head back to your place or hers only for everything to be ruined by the discovery of skidmarks. its usually me but on occasions it has been hers

 

[r dub 19]

this one has happends to me a few times. when you meet a girl and things go along well and you head back to your place or hers only for everything to be ruined by the discovery of skidmarks. its usually me but on occasions it has been hers

 

[_Brainiac_]

this one has happends to me a few times. when you meet a girl and things go along well and you head back to your place or hers only for everything to be ruined by the discovery of skidmarks. its usually me but on occasions it has been hers

I wish I hadn't read that, now I'm completely excited* and have to go for a meeting in a few minutes

*LMKIAQ.

 

[J_Moore]

About three months ago, I accidently left a message on the voicemail of a former First Minister of Scotland (Henry McLeish if you want to know) where I called him a ****ing cockmuncher.

Obviously I didn't mean to call him said term of abuse, its just his name is one away from one of my best mates in my phone list. Accidently called him and wasn't paying attention.

He called back about five minutes later. He was actually pretty cool with it but I felt rather awkward for the next few days just waiting for my boss to call me into 'have a chat'.

In the end I told her and she just laughed.