Society & Culture Before going on a date

[hawksfor2010]

Whether your going out on the weekend for a big date or just leaving the house its very common to do the 3 tap check, which consist of the mobile, wallet and keys. My question/discussion to use is, is there any other routines you go through before going out on a date, like must go for a big work out session then a nice hot shower, must make sure my toe nails and finger nails are cut or must dance to my song to pump me up. Be interesting to hear about other peoples ways.

Cheers

 

[kwame]

dont really do anything special.....will listen to music while i am in the shower and getting dressed but i usually do that anyway.

 

[BigBadCam]

I don't do dates. I just get ****ed up and they can come along for the ride if they want.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

I don't do dates. I just get ****ed up and they can come along for the ride if they want.

ahh so thats why your still a virgin

cheers for the clarification

 

[BigBadCam]

ahh so thats why your still a virgin

cheers for the clarification

Ha, ha. Whatever you reckon. Dates are for when you want more than that. Dates are for bitches.

 

[smiths]

Watch tv, to stimulate my mind before the next 2 hours of listening to bullshit.

 

[rocker_oz33]

don't go on a date with a loaded gun

 

[hawksfor2010]

Lame mods!!!

 

[Toshowyouwhy]

But I already read the offensive material!!! You were too late!!!

 

[Tormented Tiger]

Turn jocks inside out. If it's Friday I just change them.

 

[Portmanteau]

When you go on a date, you put on a shirt and then you go to the date...

 

[hawksfor2010]

When you go on a date, you put on a shirt and then you go to the date...

That cant be right?

 

[GPW1]

trim/maintain pubes.

you'll walk just that little bit taller knowing your junk is ready for action and looking its finest.

 

[rhinowce]

Take a big ass shit.

 

[Brad Roo]

Rub one out.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Big arse line of gak.

 

[MF]

Stand in front of the mirror, whip out my 13 inch thrill drill and talk myself up for a while.

 

[united2]

yeah

Whether your going out on the weekend for a big date or just leaving the house its very common to do the 3 tap check, which consist of the mobile, wallet and keys. My question/discussion to use is, is there any other routines you go through before going out on a date, like must go for a big work out session then a nice hot shower, must make sure my toe nails and finger nails are cut or must dance to my song to pump me up. Be interesting to hear about other peoples ways.

Cheers

 

[Upgrayedd]

Back when i was "dating"

I get really bad nerves so i usually pump myself up as someone else said, hit the boxing bag and kick the hell out of it for 30 minutes, shower, 4 shots, I usually dont have to rub myself out one

 

[DidakDelight]

Im retited now, however I used to always read the Pantsman Diaries not before a date, but before a big night out.

It all started in a stuffy internet cafe in the Latvian capital of Riga. A series of dirty, politically incorrect travel tales, laced with a truckload of sporting references, were sent to 30 deviants Down Under.

What followed was something never witnessed before. The e-mails - known simply as 'the pants diaries' - were forwarded to thousands of sports enthusiasts and sleazy dogs around the world. And so the pantsman story began...



To download the legendary diaries in word format go to:

http://pete.beerandanvils.co.uk/The Diaries.doc

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Big arse line of gak.

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