Opinion Being back the mullets

[Happy Mastenator]

92 and 94, Matera, Jako and others we sporting fully fledged mullets. We win premierships.

06, cousins, hunter and others sported the faux mullet. We win the premiership.

It's time. Enough with the beards and short/crap hair styles. Reading the Shep appreciation thread saw someone point out he needed to grow his hair. They were correct a blonde mullet would turn things around for the team.

The logic is flawless. Let's get onto it boys.

 

[Eastern Rangers]

The logic is floor-less.

 

[bluengold89]

Trade NicNat for Maric and Kennedy for Walker=Premiership!

 

[Marlin01]

I think Shep could definitely use a mullet. He has some rodent-like qualities as it stands, a bit of "party at the back" would render him worthy of the nickname "Rat". If he does choose to go down this path, some platinum highlights would be mandatory.

 

[Happy Mastenator]

I think Shep could definitely use a mullet. He has some rodent-like qualities as it stands, a bit of "party at the back" would render him worthy of the nickname "Rat". If he does choose to go down this path, some platinum highlights would be mandatory.

I'm thinking less centrelink Paddy McG and more 2006 Ben C.

 

[Marlin01]

A little-known fact: Ben Cousins once sported a "Danny Southern" style mullet.

 

[Jarlcorbz]

Beard < Mullet?