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[r dub 19]

So far inducted into the bigfooty hall of fail we have the following:

The 20k bet
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=721423

Dipper Donuts offers Morgoth and Jane 100-1 odds that ex PM Kevin Rudd wil still be in office before July 6. Morgoth takes the odds and lays down $200 @ $100:1

You two nice but well meaning fools bet the Ruddster would be run out of town by July 6.

You both will fail as you know.

Thus the question is, how do you reconcile your wagers.

I am open to suggestions on this, Jane you being a pensioner and all i will cut you some slack.

Morgoth you are just dumb so i will cut you no slack.

My question is. how would you ladies like to pay me?

Morgoth from you can sneak a couple of pineapples in the post?

Let me know.

The 8k bet
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=706609&page=5

After a string of WC betting losses big cox proclaims (probably lying) that he bet 8k on spain to defeat switzerland in the world cup.

Thrown 8000 on Spain at 1.25. Couldnt lose unless the bus gets lost on the way to the ground I feel

Queens blundervard
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=724553

Queens boulevard is a movie in the TV series "Entourage" that premiers at the sundance film festival. After some trolling claiming that Queens boulevard actually won the film festival in real life Bunsen Burner inquires about the movie that does not actually exist.

Apparently won at Sundance and has been talked up. Anyone know anything about it? Google has not been my friend on this.

My friend is becoming a pimp, should I be worried?
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=716783


BACCS questions his friends sexuality after he discovers his friend is doing things that increases his chances with women, meanwhile BACCS stays losing with women and admits he shops at rivers.

When my straight mate, starts to buy his clothes from David Jones and Myer, and models for a girls photography class at Uni?

 

[beez]

poor BACCS

 

[Power King]

Haven't read the thread about queens blundervard, but the rest is quality.

Thread endorsed

 

[Lazarus]

That BACCS thread was fantastic

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

The first reply in SLF's epic story thread on Bay 13 was a sympathy post from celtic pride, has to be one of the biggest fails on Big Footy.

 

[r dub 19]

The first reply in SLF's epic story thread on Bay 13 was a sympathy post from celtic pride, has to be one of the biggest fails on Big Footy.

Celtic pride is one of the biggest fails on bigfooty, period

 

[crownie]

That BACCS thread was fantastic

easily my favorite fail so far

 

[The_Todd07]

May not have been on the same level of fail as the others but the following thread kept me entertained for ages.

http://bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=608833

It wasn't so much the prediction itself (which was still rather farfetched) but the timing of it that provided the humour.

 

[DeadlyAkkuret]

Lol at me for being the third post in that thread, I did believe they were back but I've made worse predictions.

This would be my favourite

Gunnar: It's all a media beat-up

 

[r dub 19]

Lol at me for being the third post in that thread, I did believe they were back but I've made worse predictions.

This would be my favourite

Gunnar: It's all a media beat-up

haha, that's pretty good.

 

[Glenno23]

See Big Cox's post in this thread: Post number 4. This is from May 2007

Other teams scared by West Coast Dynasty

This is what Big Cox posted:

Eagles team in 5 years time before drafting

FB: Nicoski Glass B.Jones
CHB: Hurn Staker Stenglein
C: Butler Judd Embley
CHF: Morton M.Brown Waters
FF: Hunter Lynch Armstrong
R: Cox Kerr Selwood
I/C: Rosa Priddis Seaby McKenzie
EMG: Hansen LeCras McNamara

You got every reason to be afraid. I think barring injuries in 5 years time we should have finished top 4 5 years in a row. How many flags we have. Guess we will wait and see

Funniest bits? Top 4 5 years in a row. Armstrong is now delisted. LeCras an emergency!

 

[HarryTiger]

The laugh at Jack Reiwoldt thread

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=673576

I think this guy will obtain Bay 13 cult status. His opinion of his own ability is not matched by his deeds and to boot, he likes to open his mouth and make stupid statements.

He redeemed himself with the aforementioned 20K Rudd bet.

 

[kwame]

MR MEANER

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=722729

i copped a red card from this thread lol

 

[nicky]

Hilarious! I hadn't read the first 3 threads..... Ahh bunsen, that is quite possibly the funniest post i've read in a long time.

 

[WALL-e]

Thanks for the compilation work r dub!

 

[bunsen burner]

Hilarious! I hadn't read the first 3 threads..... Ahh bunsen, that is quite possibly the funniest post i've read in a long time.

Seems only the Entourage people get it though.

 

[nicky]

Seems only the Entourage people get it though.

Of course. I've seen every series twice so it's extremely hilarious to me. If you haven't seen it then you wouldn't know.

Still funny though

 

[r dub 19]

Please note bay 13 threads are pretty avg. Anyway a few more terrible posts:

There is this one annoying girl that just won't leave ma alone. I only accepted her friend request just to get my friends up. lol she reported my Friend for not talking to her.

I have 4 ear piercings (2 in each).

At the start of the year I did my bellybutton, chicks absolutely LOVED it and guys gave me alot of shit for it. Ended up taking it out because of footy. It hurt like a bitch.

Oh, god.

Firstly, They're not called "gauges". They are called plugs etc. A 'gauge' is a measurement. It really pisses me off..

I've been stretching my ears for quite some time now and a lot of people are either misinformed or ignorant. Past a certain point you are right, they will never fully shrink back down and you won't be able to wear standard 18g earings. The limit differs for all people. My left ear was at around..er.. 16mm I think and shrunk back down to a 10g quite quickly.
I'm quite happy with the fact that my ears are going to be this size forever. I'm at 22mm at the moment. I think about going up from time to time, but have stopped. For the moment. I need to address the blowout on my left ear though.. that was my mistake.

Apart from that, I have my tongue pierced, a conch piercing, industrial, two helix and two nose rings. I had snakebites back in the day but took both out. I'm still able to wear a septum ring but I'm pretty over it. I haven't worn a ring there in almost two years I think.

 

[electricfeel]

Hahaha, haven't seen the post by Belly#12. What a fail.

 

[lions_den]

2 minutes into the last quarter of Bris v Carlton in last years elimination final, Carlton up by 5 goals.

Cloke just shat on this thead with a 60m torp.

Well done Duritz. Enjoy the off-season.

http://bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=585850&page=32

 

[Bowski]

The bay thread claiming Anthony Rock to be the worst 200 game player ever that was met with a Pie supporter throwing out all these reasons why Anthony Rocca wasn't the worst. Hilarity ensued. I'm on a phone so I can't find it but someone else will i'm sure.

 

[The_Todd07]

Here's a couple I dug up on the Geelong board from early 2007. Some of the thoughts may have been correct at the time but god how quickly things can change.

http://bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=321548

http://bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=323190

There would have been more if the board had more activity at the time

 

[BACCS]

I'm flattered r dub... *blushes*

 

[pieman123]

thread needs more Jeffrey and dj_ryan

 

[tandino]

The bay thread claiming Anthony Rock to be the worst 200 game player ever that was met with a Pie supporter throwing out all these reasons why Anthony Rocca wasn't the worst. Hilarity ensued. I'm on a phone so I can't find it but someone else will i'm sure.

Seconded and motion carried.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=508577

I've discussed this with numerous people before and in my opinion it would have to be Jarred Crouch (Tivendale can't make the grade with 188 or Nick Davis with 164). Anthony Rock would rank pretty closely behind. Who else do people think of in recent years?

You are a buffoon, Coondogs.

Anthony Rocca has clearly earned his 200 games. He has been the focal point up forward a Collingwood team that has gone close to a premiership on more than one occasion, and he's kicked 411 goals for his career, despite playing a large portion of it at CHF.

When he's in the side, he ALWAYS draws the best defender, which would indicate that the coaches know a lot more about his ability than you do.

But you're a Dogs fan - It wouldn't surprise me if you've forgotten what value a KP forward has.