Bird shit

[Dennis Trumpet]

Pretty self explanatory but I got shat on by a bird today for the first time in my life. I didn't even see What kind of bird did it.

The worst thing was the poop wasn't even white. It was bloody green and I was wearing a white t shirt.
Just awful

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Pretty self explanatory but I got shat on by a bird today for the first time in my life. I didn't even see What kind of bird did it.

The worst thing was the poop wasn't even white. It was bloody green and I was wearing a white t shirt.
Just awful

Did any of it get on you head/ in hair?

Otherwise stop complaining

 

[Scotland]

It's not easy being green.

 

[katana]

what do u do when a bird shits on ur car?

 

[katana]

don't take her out again.

 

[BotsMaster]

I thought if a bird shat on you it was meant to bring you good luck?

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Did any of it get on you head/ in hair?

Otherwise stop complaining

Yep Trifecta. Head,hair and clothes. Was just about to go into a restaurant too

 

[Engimal]

don't take her out again.

inb4 50 likes

 

[Ashton Agar]

Don't think it's ever happened to me before, but there has been some near misses!

 

[little graham]

The worst thing was the poop wasn't even white. It was bloody green and I was wearing a white t shirt.
Just awful

For thousands of years aboriginals have regarded it as a sign of good luck to be shat on by green shit. They call it the money bird. Riches tend to bestow the person shat on.

 

[WCErevival]

I copped it once when I was out eating dinner. Ruined the shirt. Scored a pay rise the next day so maybe the luck thing is true.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

For some reason my clean car seems to attract a bird to leave its business on my car.

Ive only been on the receving end once. Got me on the shirt.

 

[Thistle]

- Had a school excursion to AQWA
- Watching sea lion feeding presentation
- Feel something land on my head
- Look up and all I can see are seagulls
- Touching confirms I have shit in my hair
- Mates can't stop laughing
- Get up to clean mess in the bathroom
- Teacher orders me to sit down and keep watching
- Spend next 20 mins with bird poo in my hair
- FML

 

[I Lost My Keays]

You should get revenge like what Peter did

 

[UFO Tatsu]

Got hit on the hand before in the middle of a park without a tree in sight

 

[Shane Hird]

At least you didn't get hit by this little bastard..

 

[Simple Jack]

I thought if a bird shat on you it was meant to bring you good luck?

I'm fairly certain someone just made that up so the poor person who just got shat on doesn't feel so bad.

 

[Damon_3388]

The worst thing was the poop wasn't even white. It was bloody green and I was wearing a white t shirt.

First dog shit, now bird shit.

WHY WON'T ANIMAL SHIT GO WHITE ANYMORE?!?!?!

 

[ioppolo]

Got shat on in my hair when I was 6 by a Magpie...not pleasant.

 

[Borry]

 

[Shell]

Don't think it's ever happened to me before, but there has been some near misses!

Just go to Venice. That will all change.

 

[Doss]

I once got shat on by a magpie that then decided to start swooping me. Talk about adding injury to insult. Yes, not insult to injury.

 

[JUBJUB]

Pretty self explanatory but I got shat on by a bird today for the first time in my life. I didn't even see What kind of bird did it.

The worst thing was the poop wasn't even white. It was bloody green and I was wearing a white t shirt.
Just awful

See even birds don't like Essendon supporters

 

[JUBJUB]

I once got shat on by a magpie that then decided to start swooping me.

A feral Collingwood supporter at an Anzac Day game ?

 

[little graham]

WHY WON'T ANIMAL SHIT GO WHITE ANYMORE?!?!?!

Fast food/chemtrails/vaccinations/fluoridated water