Bird shit

[Quivorir]

First dog shit, now bird shit.

WHY WON'T ANIMAL SHIT GO WHITE ANYMORE?!?!?!

I was reading up on this the other day (don't ask why, I don't know). But the general consensus for dog poo at least was back in the day dog food contained a lot of bone meal. That made the poop white after a bit, now its not used and dogs don't eat bones much either so they don't go white.

 

[Adzam]

View attachment 106415 At least you didn't get hit by this little bastard..

Probably not a good thread to be reading whilst eating lunch but I really didn't need to see that

 

[pebblestone]

I've come to a bit of a conundrum here. If a person shits on you, surely you have the right to go coco bananas on them.
Is it wrong to carry out a revenge attack on a bird a la Steve Zissou?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I've only been shat on by a bird once.

It was during a phase where a friend and I would place a 10 buck multi (5 each) every week on the footy.

We only won once, a hundred and so bucks each, and that was when we were at a Sydney v Richmond game at the 'G and I got shat on by a bird on the 3rd level.

It really is lucky.

Now I try and stand underneath birds whenever I make a bet*

*not true