Rumour Bluemour Discussion thread

[Dominator_7]

So far today GuesSEN have rumoured Hendon (that's confirmed), Yazz, Menzel and Bell all want out.
Yazz to Tiges apparently a done deal according to Denham.
Wonder what Menz and Bell can get us.

 

[Blue__Balls]

Why is the left nut always less valued then the right one ??

Just curious.....

Well, the scientific reasoning has to do with the functionality of brain hemispheres. The right hemisphere of the brain controls the left side of the body, and vice versa, meaning the left nut falls under the right hemisphere's jurisdiction. The right hemisphere is also believed to specialise in special and creative thinking and skills, compared to the analytical functionality of the left hemisphere.

What use would anyone have for an analytical nut? Who says "I wish my nuts were more logical"? No no no, creative nuts are much more highly sought after, and therefore more valuable.

Science saves the day once again.

 

[rp84]

If we could snag Treloar for Hendo then I would get down and polish Sos's shoes for the season....

I'd polish something else

 

[Just Kreuzing]

Well, the scientific reasoning has to do with the functionality of brain hemispheres. The right hemisphere of the brain controls the left side of the body, and vice versa, meaning the left nut falls under the right hemisphere's jurisdiction. The right hemisphere is also believed to specialise in special and creative thinking and skills, compared to the analytical functionality of the left hemisphere.

What use would anyone have for an analytical nut? Who says "I wish my nuts were more logical"? No no no, creative nuts are much more highly sought after, and therefore more valuable.

Science saves the day once again.

Blue_Balls dont take this personally.....

But your a nut !!

 

[Blue since 72]

Well, the scientific reasoning has to do with the functionality of brain hemispheres. The right hemisphere of the brain controls the left side of the body, and vice versa, meaning the left nut falls under the right hemisphere's jurisdiction. The right hemisphere is also believed to specialise in special and creative thinking and skills, compared to the analytical functionality of the left hemisphere.

What use would anyone have for an analytical nut? Who says "I wish my nuts were more logical"? No no no, creative nuts are much more highly sought after, and therefore more valuable.

Science saves the day once again.

Haha, you should do stand up.

I would laugh out loud if you did that routine on stage.

 

[zeeCFC]

Holy shiz, if MS3 is right I will eat a replica Andrew Walker hat and stream it.

 

[Dominator_7]

SOS certainly ripping the list apart Pelchen style.

 

[teknodeejay]

Cards will settle once the new coach is in there. I'd be surprised if Menzel goes. Bell likewise.

 

[zeeCFC]

Cards will settle once the new coach is in there. I'd be surprised if Menzel goes. Bell likewise.

this

 

[Dominator_7]

If Menz and Bell don't want to be at our Club, id be happy to part with both.

 

[jimsta10]

I remember a while back suggesting in the other rumour file thread that after Yarran just signed a 2 year contract he would be gone by the end of the first year/ end of his contract. This was planned by him and his management. Weak a piss and happy to have him gone IMO.

Thank mate...always appreciate your feedback

So far today GuesSEN have rumoured Hendon (that's confirmed), Yazz, Menzel and Bell all want out.
Yazz to Tiges apparently a done deal according to Denham.
Wonder what Menz and Bell can get us.

Its funny......when you're playing like shit you want out........laughable. (except for Bell)

 

[Gw2_James]

Treloar always was crazy about Carlton at school. I imagine he would be begging Gws to swap him for Hendo if there's any chance that trade rumour is true lol.

 

[RiCHii]

So do we not play him for the rest of the year? Personally I wouldn't because anyone who cannot commit to the club doesn't deserve to run out in the navy blue


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[passmark]

You'd have to admit the output of Yarran, Menz and Hendo have been pretty similar.

Bell has given it everything, but that's just him I reckon. Although he's been down recently.

 

[Kramer1]

Well, the scientific reasoning has to do with the functionality of brain hemispheres. The right hemisphere of the brain controls the left side of the body, and vice versa, meaning the left nut falls under the right hemisphere's jurisdiction. The right hemisphere is also believed to specialise in special and creative thinking and skills, compared to the analytical functionality of the left hemisphere.

What use would anyone have for an analytical nut? Who says "I wish my nuts were more logical"? No no no, creative nuts are much more highly sought after, and therefore more valuable.

Science saves the day once again.

There is no absolutely logic where nuts are concerned. Which engineering drop out positioned them external to the body?

I can see our lord and creator now...'and there we have it team...the perfect man'. 'Ah, Neville, sorry...I mean sir, I mean God...I umm forgot to put these in'. 'Oh...**** it Barry, first you mistakenly put nipples on a man and now this. This is your last warning, another ****-up like this and you are off the team. Just nail them under that waste valve for now, we'll work something out later'.

 

[Styxx]

The Bell one seems to have turned into a bit of "Well Henderson and Yarran are leaving so this must be true."

Hasn't played liked a man who has checked out.

 

[slashin_velvet]

So do we not play him for the rest of the year? Personally I wouldn't because anyone who cannot commit to the club doesn't deserve to run out in the navy blue


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He's already cleared out his locker.

Barker has stated that he wouldnt have got a game this week anyway due to his horrid form.

 

[Blue__Balls]

No way club will pay 750k for Treloar Hendo to Cats is done deal

Hey Barass, moving this in here to keep the other thread clear.

Would you rather we split that $750k evenly between Tutt, Jones, Daisy, Gibbs, Ellard and Warnock? We've got a salary cap, we need to use as much of it as possible - may as well take the opportunity to get a talented mid into the side and front-end his contract while we keep rebuilding.

 

[coryne]

Why is the left nut always less valued then the right one ??

Just curious.....

Didn't you know that the left nut make girl sperms and the right nut make boy sperms ??? It is basic biology !!!!! ...............

 

[rp84]

Very surprised about the menzel talk. The others dont surprise me but menz is too young to be actin' a fool.

I wonder if its true for a start. I kinda doubt it.

If it is true, I wonder if its just a function of frustration from injuries and losing...or a deeper problem.

We should do our due diligence and see what offers are out there for him. But also, bolton needs to have his say and have a chat asap.

Imo bolton needs to meet the whole list in the next week or two, look them square in the eye, and find out who wants to be there.

All of these players rumored to leave have currency, and are not players you can build a team around. If we get good returns, I wont be the least bit upset if any leave.

 

[Big Sim]

If we lose Menzel as well I will lose it. Its all very well to have triers like Bell making up the 22 but if that's all you have you aren't going to go near the top 8, let alone a flag. You need talent like Menzel and Yarran.

We are starting to make Brisbane look like a stable place for players. And its not a go home factor, its a get me out of here factor.

Announce a new coach FFS.

 

[RiCHii]

I think all the Menzel talk is just linked with the Henderson/Yarran business. I wouldn't be too worried.


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[Just Kreuzing]

Word was Menz was acting like a fool last year as well though wasn't it, something about being ignored on the lead ??

 

[jimsta10]

Someone bloody ring the Chief Bigfooty is crashing.....








Every so excited that Hendo is gone...

 

[Jatz]

Wonder if Menz wants to go play with his brother?

I don't care who it is. If they don't want to be here, piss them off. While it would suck, I'd rather 22 Docherty's than have other's running around who don't want to be here.