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magpie_militia said:
How do you know what time they get up? (unless you are looking through their windows)

Also, how do you know that he gets home at 3pm every day? You say 'some of us have to work long hours', so wouldn't you be at work then?

Parking their car in your carport is pretty ordinary if true.
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Well when he comes outside to have a smoke,get the paper with no top on exposing his big stomach then I think its safe to say he's just gotten up.
Plus their place is dead silent until around 11, usually when you're outside you can hear noise inside their house and this never starts until 11ish.

I have holidays and also days off fairly regularly and he comes home at 3 without fail.

I've got some holidays coming up so I'm taking action if the carport is used trespassed upon.
 
My Mum had the same issue at her place. House across the street was bogan city. Most nights of the week the entire clan would be sitting in the double garage with door rolled up, sucking down beers, with loud music going to the wee hours. Cops were called over and over again, all ultimately to no avail.

After 18 months of putting up with it, Mum moved, and is so happy now. She's gone to a nice quiet area with great neighbours. The move was stressful for her and took about 6 months once she'd made the decision, but she is wrapped now. Before she bought the new house, she spent a couple of evenings sitting in her car listening to the new 'quiet' neighbourhood.
 
Well,well,well......
THEY ARE MOVING!!!!

I overheard the moron chatting to an electrician late yesterday. He said he is getting work done as they are selling up and putting the place on the market.
Said they are moving further out! I knew they couldnt afford it!!!

Good riddance you piece of garbage. No more bogan friends dropping around, no more crappy music and no more poorly brought up kids to deal with.

I will enjoy the next few months as they try to turn their pig stye house into something they can sell. Then the best part, the good riddance!!!!
 
eastaugh36 said:
I will enjoy the next few months as they try to turn their pig stye house into something they can sell.
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You should offer to help them with any work they need done. They'll think you are a good neighbour, little knowing you are secretly laughing at them whilst doing it because you hate them and any help you give will get them out sooner. Satisfying in a malicious bogan deserving way.
 

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got a slight bogan problem at the moment, only for the fact this couple are fighting all the time. never noticed them doing anything else nor do i give a ****. this has only started in the last month, or which most of it i was away, but housemate says it started early december and hasn't stopped since. these guys live below us and one unit to the left (it's only two story apartment block of six units, the same set up in the apartment block next door, and all twelve apartments kinda look in on each other even though they are seperated).

they were going absolute hell for leather this afternoon.

the dude strikes me as one massive ******* though. when he yells he has that deep petulant voice with a woggish twang to it. he says "yeah but your just a ****ing bitch so **** off" the same way you'd expect someone to say "that's fully sick bro".

it's all good, it's nothing a serious set of speakers can't drown out :) it's actually kinda entertaining because with all the rain that's been about i haven't been able to leave the house much (no car. or umbrella. 10 min walk to the main street to be able to get to trams and underneath some awnings..... and no desperate reason for me to leave aside from taking advantage of the breaks we've had to go stock up on food from coles.... but i shouldn't complain about the rain with what's happening in QLD. but still. it hasn't stopped here much for the last week or so)
 
eastaugh36 said:
That's what everyone has said to us but I look at it from the point that it surely can't get any worse. Odds would have to be a thousand to one for them to be worse than the morons there now.
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You'll have to keep us updated and let us know how the new neighbours pan out.

We had some really good neighbours next to us for many years, the new ones that have moved in seem nice enough, for some reason the guy looks like and reminds me of Mr Smithers from The Simpsons. :D
 

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have bogan neighbours but they aren't the big problem. they fight a fair bit and play crap music but i can't really complain about that cause i just recrank my music over the top and they don't ever do things like that at redicolous hours.

but obviously they've had a falling out with one of their bogan friends because he has come around threatening to belt this guy on monday and tuesday night (and possibly tonight - i was out for a couple of hours so don't know)... the bogan that doesn't live here sounds like the biggest ****ing dropkick that has ever been put on this planet. he's got that real petulant teenage loser accent - "come out ya ----en dog, i'll ----en smash ya head in", "ya got no balls. no dash ya dog"... and so on and so forth. EDIT: just remembered the best one. he yells out "you stupid ****. you know i've been to jail so i'll **** you up the ass without even thinking about it"

can't really speak to the couple that live there either. they're bogan *******s too. walked past them in the foyer of the apartment block not long after moving in. said "hey guys" with that sorta nod you do to people you don't know but you know that you're going to be seeing them around a fair bit so you're being curteous... anyway they just looked at me with their ******* slightly skewed bogan faces as if someone had just ripped their testicles-slash-ovaries out from inside them... they just kept walking past and didn't say a word. she's a behemoth girl too. 28 too many mcain's frozen pizza's for that one.
 
Only new to Big Footy but I could have saved all of you a lot of grief.
Bogans aren't impressed with any physical threat..in fact it becomes a challenge and you are playing on their court.
Bogan's aren't impressed by anything that involves authority or big words..they've been struggling with that since conception.

What scares Bogans?
Religion...unless they are Southern Baptists or Hillsong Devotees....which are in fact Bogans with Religion..a very dangerous mixture.
You have to a tee up the following strategy with your suffering neighbours.
Its a serious situation so serious measures are called for.
Short term sacrifice for long term gain.

There are a number of steps involved:
1. Decorate your Letter Box in Islamic script;
2. Shave the heads of yourself and any male children.
3. Have the women of your household wear burkahs or the like.
4. Install a PA system that directly faces the Bogan Breeding Den.
5. Call the Bogans to prayer five times a day.
If this fails to move them then a notice in their letter box informing them of moves to build a mosque in the street should be enough.

BTW this is not anti-Islamic on my behalf rather it is based on reactions to Muslims moving into Bogan areas...eg, Camden in NSW. Alsobe awre that being Muslim and a Bogan are not mutually exclusive.

Of course should this strategy fail then it might pay you to convert to Islam which is fatalistic by nature and all things good or bad are actually God's will.
 
As I write this there are a bunch of unknown bogans drinking in my backyard sitting on my outdoor furniture.

Let me explain. I rent a 3 bedroom place that extends onto a one bedroom and we share a back yard. Ive lived here for 3 years for 2 mates and we had no problems for the first few years cos a quiet single non bogan bloke (an IT guy haha) rented the back house. He moved out about a year ago when our shitty landloard upped the rent despite the house being quite old and him not doing much when it came to upkeep, any problems we might have etc.

So the back house was empty for ages and that was sweet, then a bogan moved in. I didnt see him for months so wasnt aware of his true boganess. Truth is he was probably cowering in the corner of his bedroom cos of pot paranoia or tieing a torniquet around his arm. He came outta hiding about a month before he was moving out and spent that whole time in my backyard smoking bongs with his dero mates. Our clothes on the clothesline would smell like pot, multiple deros would all crash at the neighbours house so would steal my couch to sleep on (i have a couch generally kept in the garage that comes out in summer). they also took my swag from the garage too. Anyways he finally moved out and all seemed good.

Except last night I slept at my missus' house and got home this morning to randoms drinking vb at 10am and some bogan chick vomiting in the garden. Nice to meet you! it appears my f&*kwit of a landlord has got some new drug f&*cked bogans to share my space with. now they are outside on my couch (i left it out cos no1 was living there). Soon as they go inside im grabbing that couch, putting it in the garage and covering it up with tarp :) A bogan came to my door, obviously drug f&*ked asking about recycling. Awesome!
 

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Dynamite_DJ said:
As I write this there are a bunch of unknown bogans drinking in my backyard sitting on my outdoor furniture.

Let me explain. I rent a 3 bedroom place that extends onto a one bedroom and we share a back yard. Ive lived here for 3 years for 2 mates and we had no problems for the first few years cos a quiet single non bogan bloke (an IT guy haha) rented the back house. He moved out about a year ago when our shitty landloard upped the rent despite the house being quite old and him not doing much when it came to upkeep, any problems we might have etc.

So the back house was empty for ages and that was sweet, then a bogan moved in. I didnt see him for months so wasnt aware of his true boganess. Truth is he was probably cowering in the corner of his bedroom cos of pot paranoia or tieing a torniquet around his arm. He came outta hiding about a month before he was moving out and spent that whole time in my backyard smoking bongs with his dero mates. Our clothes on the clothesline would smell like pot, multiple deros would all crash at the neighbours house so would steal my couch to sleep on (i have a couch generally kept in the garage that comes out in summer). they also took my swag from the garage too. Anyways he finally moved out and all seemed good.

Except last night I slept at my missus' house and got home this morning to randoms drinking vb at 10am and some bogan chick vomiting in the garden. Nice to meet you! it appears my f&*kwit of a landlord has got some new drug f&*cked bogans to share my space with. now they are outside on my couch (i left it out cos no1 was living there). Soon as they go inside im grabbing that couch, putting it in the garage and covering it up with tarp :) A bogan came to my door, obviously drug f&*ked asking about recycling. Awesome!
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errrr unless you partake of the "weed" why don't you a) call the agent b) call the landlord c) call the cops or d) have someone with a bogan hating dog come round.
 
Gabbie said:
errrr unless you partake of the "weed" why don't you a) call the agent b) call the landlord c) call the cops or d) have someone with a bogan hating dog come round.
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i cant see any good coming out of calling cops on bogan neighbours, especially in my housing situation. a recipe for disaster
 

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