Media Boys Weekend!

[byebyexenxen]

Going on an end of season trip with rubbers is Smart

Pics?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Promise to keep those creepy eyes of yours off me?

Promise.

 

[Barrybran]

Pics?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Thanks Baz, for the trip down memory lane

Gumby pr0n, how fondly I remember jacking off to this in my pre-school days when I was just 93kg of love muscle

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

DAY 1:

Well, after a big drive out of the city and an even bigger night on the cans, the boys and I were a little dusty this morning.

Tony Lynn 15:
Still can't believe it worked boys! I mean, I knew Coach and me would get the weekend off, but I thought you were no chance TiF! Bloody committee almost ruined it.

TiF:
Never in doubt boys.


So Tony pumped on his mix tape again. You would think Khe Sanh on repeat would get old, but Coach just really seems to get into it. Mrs Coach only lets him whisper along on his walkman at home, and there's no lighters allowed in the house. I think he's really needed this.

So we tucked into a truckie's breakfast and some leftovers, and then smashed a bit of Cod on Tony's Xbox.

TheCoach16: Wonder if WFL's posted any good gifs today?

Tony Lynn 15: Orr yeah! He might have posted the dog with the flapping gums again!

TheCoach16: You really need to keep me abreast of this stuff... Hey Tony Lynn 15 , I said “abreast”.

TiF: Reckon Wayno's pumped out some good ellipses?

Tony Lynn 15: *silence*
TheCoach16: *silence*


Hmmm... that one didn't seem to go down too well. Maybe next time I'll make a joke about Koh Phi's ferret gif or Turbo or camels or something. WAIT, I know what to run with!

TiF: Hey Tony, didn't you go big in a granny one day?

5 1/2 hours later...

Tony Lynn 15: ...I had an average day by my standards. 151 DT points, 58 disposals and kicked 8 all from the interchange bench. I think I just took the honours over Loonerty that day. Hate still did not feel I was best on...

TiF: Yeah wow, really makes you think. Anyway boys, should we get this show on the road?

So we quickly got changed ready to go out for the night, jumped on Coach's 'Beast' and headed into town.

Coach was pretty insistent, so we decided to have a night out at the theatres.

First one was a bit posh he reckoned, so he took us to another, 'bespoke' little place he knew of.

Fair to say Coach was pretty, um, 'excited'. I don't think he gets much....

...screen time at home? Let's go with that.

TO BE CONTINUED ​

 

[fumbler]

Is it a booze trip?

I’m glad it’s not a blooze trip

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

TL15 on the X Box, playing Call of Duty on the beers......does life get any better than that??

 

[pantskyle]

Might need to re-evaluate my thoughts on TiF, if you could choose to go away with someone why would you choose the coach?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Might need to re-evaluate my thoughts on TiF, if you could choose to go away with someone why would you choose the coach?

He doesn’t know yet but we are heading to the derby Saturday night. He will be smuggling in the flares!

 

[Agent93]

Tony's Xbox

Those are clearly PlayStation controllers.

 

[beez]

This is probably the best thread of the season

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

DAY 2:

Uuuuuugggggghhhhh worst hangover ever. Don't remember much from last night, last thing I remember was being at the theatres. Come to think of it, I don't remember anything after Coachy insisted on buying us all those big Pepsies and the popcorn... Hang on, where am I? Oh. There's Tony. Shit he looks even rougher than me... but seriously where the **** are we? Is this a park or something? Where's Coach? Oh man I've got a splitting headache. Wait, these aren't my clothes, I recognise this shitty shirt!

This is Coach's gear. Ha Tony's wearing Coach's stuff too. Must have been some night!!

It was at that moment I felt something cool in my hand...

Weird. Must have got change somewhere last night, kebab or something. Think I can still taste it.

Out of the blue, a fresh, chipper Coach arrives, he's got a fun day planned for us all he says, and he wants to buy us some brekky somewhere as a thank you for last night.

He's just got back from the apartment, he had such a good time last night he wanted to do us a favour in return, so he went to get our bikes and a change of clothes, but he ended up renting us some of those pedal scooters as a surprise, reckons our backsides might be sore from the hard seats at the theatre last night. I never realised Coach was such a thoughtful bloke. No wonder Tony loves him. I wish pants would rent me and harry some scooters.

TO BE CONTINUED ​

 

[Test Tickle]

DAY 2:

Uuuuuugggggghhhhh worst hangover ever. Don't remember much from last night, last thing I remember was being at the theatres. Come to think of it, I don't remember anything after Coachy insisted on buying us all those big Pepsies and the popcorn... Hang on, where am I? Oh. There's Tony. Shit he looks even rougher than me... but seriously where the fu** are we? Is this a park or something? Where's Coach? Oh man I've got a splitting headache. Wait, these aren't my clothes, I recognise this shitty shirt!

This is Coach's gear. Ha Tony's wearing Coach's stuff too. Must have been some night!!

It was at that moment I felt something cool in my hand...

Weird. Must have got change somewhere last night, kebab or something. Think I can still taste it.

Out of the blue, a fresh, chipper Coach arrives, he's got a fun day planned for us all he says, and he wants to buy us some brekky somewhere as a thank you for last night.

He's just got back from the apartment, he had such a good time last night he wanted to do us a favour in return, so he went to get our bikes and a change of clothes, but he ended up renting us some of those pedal scooters as a surprise, reckons our backsides might be sore from the hard seats at the theatre last night. I never realised Coach was such a thoughtful bloke. No wonder Tony loves him. I wish pants would rent me and harry some scooters.

TO BE CONTINUED ​

TheCoach16 looks HOT as **** on the scooter

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

DAY 3:

Today is Tony's birthday, Coachy has got a pretty large day planned.

I chipped in for a couple of Goldfingers vouchers and a clubbing shirt. Tony was stoked.

For some reason Mrs Coach had rocked up unannounced, something about wanting to deliver Tony's present herself. It was all a big surprise.

She blindfolded Tony and went to show him the present in his room. She must have been stopping him from opening it, they were wrestling in there for ages.

Coach probably couldn't hear it, he was listening to Khe Sanh again on his walkman.

After Tony had finally opened his present, Coach came in from out the back and reckoned we should fire up the tub and have a few beers. I grabbed a note and started off to the bathroom, oh, you mean beer beers. Right.

So we jumped in and Mrs Coach brought us out some cold ones. Coach didn't have one though, he's not allowed.

TiF: lol bit soft Coachy, who needs permission to get on the piss?

TheCoach16: I’m no wimp, mate! Yesterday I went through the eight items or less checkout at Woolworths, with the correct amount of items, BUT... I made my disapproval very clear, by explaining to the clerk that the sign should read “8 items or fewer”. Countable items! “Less” refers to uncountable items...

Tony Lynn 15: I also sense the sheer weight of your balls would be causing you significant back issues!

TiF: Ha zinger!

KohPhi was coming home today, Tony said he'd be spewing he missed out on the boys weekend. Reckon he'd be good on the turps actually. Boys reckon they were showing his favourite movie at the theatres the other night too. I'm guessing it was the one with the snake penis lady? Man I passed out early.

The talk quickly turned to qooty.

TiF: Yeah that Ant Bear is the worst.
Tony Lynn 15: The fish rots from the head.
TheCoach16: That dead fish is getting more action than me!...

Tony Lynn 15: At least he let us have the weekend off mate, would never have been able to get the time off with Cloud_
TiF: Didn't he even make you play finals, while the Hawks boys got to extend their end of season trip?
TheCoach16: I’m still traumatised by the horrifying treatment fished out to us!...

Out of the blue, Coachy stands up and says, "Alright boys, let's get stuck into some watersports!"

Now I've heard they're into all sorts of shit at Baghdad, but at first I was a bit concerned... it's not really my scene, but it's Tony's birthday so I knew I had to try and go with the flow...

Turns out a mate of Coach's runs a tube business with him at the lake up the road from here, so we headed down to Wow Macho's.

Tony Lynn 15: Apparently he is The Macho Man's younger brother!

Who knew Coach was such a celeb.

TO BE CONTINUED!​

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

DAY 3:

Today is Tony's birthday, Coachy has got a pretty large day planned.

I chipped in for a couple of Goldfingers vouchers and a clubbing shirt. Tony was stoked.

For some reason Mrs Coach had rocked up unannounced, something about wanting to deliver Tony's present herself. It was all a big surprise.

She blindfolded Tony and went to show him the present in his room. She must have been stopping him from opening it, they were wrestling in there for ages.

Coach probably couldn't hear it, he was listening to Khe Sanh again on his walkman.

After Tony had finally opened his present, Coach came in from out the back and reckoned we should fire up the tub and have a few beers. I grabbed a note and started off to the bathroom, oh, you mean beer beers. Right.

So we jumped in and Mrs Coach brought us out some cold ones. Coach didn't have one though, he's not allowed.

TiF: lol bit soft Coachy, who needs permission to get on the piss?

TheCoach16: I’m no wimp, mate! Yesterday I went through the eight items or less checkout at Woolworths, with the correct amount of items, BUT... I made my disapproval very clear, by explaining to the clerk that the sign should read “8 items or fewer”. Countable items! “Less” refers to uncountable items...

Tony Lynn 15: I also sense the sheer weight of your balls would be causing you significant back issues!

TiF: Ha zinger!

KohPhi was coming home today, Tony said he'd be spewing he missed out on the boys weekend. Reckon he'd be good on the turps actually. Boys reckon they were showing his favourite movie at the theatres the other night too. I'm guessing it was the one with the snake penis lady? Man I passed out early.

The talk quickly turned to qooty.

TiF: Yeah that Ant Bear is the worst.
Tony Lynn 15: The fish rots from the head.
TheCoach16: That dead fish is getting more action than me!...

Tony Lynn 15: At least he let us have the weekend off mate, would never have been able to get the time off with Cloud_
TiF: Didn't he even make you play finals, while the Hawks boys got to extend their end of season trip?
TheCoach16: I’m still traumatised by the horrifying treatment fished out to us!...

Out of the blue, Coachy stands up and says, "Alright boys, let's get stuck into some watersports!"

Now I've heard they're into all sorts of shit at Baghdad, but at first I was a bit concerned... it's not really my scene, but it's Tony's birthday so I knew I had to try and go with the flow...

Turns out a mate of Coach's runs a tube business with him at the lake up the road from here, so we headed down to Wow Macho's.

Tony Lynn 15: Apparently he is The Macho Man's younger brother!

Who knew Coach was such a celeb.

TO BE CONTINUED!​

Well played mate, this has been incredibly clever and your research has been subtle but not unnoticed!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Well played mate, this has been incredibly clever and your research has been subtle but not unnoticed!

Thanks Tony! Happy birthday old mate!

What can I say, you've inspired me.

 

[JackBero]

im loving this

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

im loving this

Yep. It was a cracking thread.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Still have to finish this bad boy off one of these days... now that TheCoach16 is back he can help me and Tony Lynn 15 fill in some of the blanks

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Still have to finish this bad boy off one of these days... now that TheCoach16 is back he can help me and Tony Lynn 15 fill in some of the blanks

For a very rare serious moment I have enjoyed this thread so much I would be happy to help collaborate.

 

[TheCoach16]

Those are clearly PlayStation controllers.

 

[TheCoach16]

For a very rare serious moment I have enjoyed this thread so much I would be happy to help collaborate.

Agreed. This is good stuff. Anything I can do.

 

[TheCoach16]

Might need to re-evaluate my thoughts on TiF, if you could choose to go away with someone why would you choose the coach?

Hey! I’m good fun!
Sure, I get grumpy at most people I meet. I can be highly opinionated. I don’t like jokes or music of any kind. I’m constantly correcting other people’s English and grammar. I tend to psychoanalyse people I meet, and point out their issues. I curse a lot...

Wait. What was my point?

You might actually be on to something, Kyle.

 

[TheCoach16]

Still have to finish this bad boy off one of these days... now that TheCoach16 is back he can help me and Tony Lynn 15 fill in some of the blanks

You’re the only person who realised I was gone!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

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Games are for nerds? Have I gone back to the 90s?