Bradd "big tank" Dalziell.

[W3llsy]

Radddalz.

Or Bradd 'Carlton early to mid 00's' Dalziell.

Edit: Yes, I liked the name so much I said it twice.

 

[Vincent Proud]

I can confirm Bradds nick name is big tank, i rang Vossy tonite, heres how the call panned out.
vossy- hello the voss man speaking
vp- hey dude its the vman whats doing, i need some info off ya
vossy- shoot mate, and dont forget we've got that 3yr deal on the table for you....
vp- vossy, f@ck up for a minute, whats the go with this Dalziell charater?
vossy- you sh!t on him as a player mate, not in the same league as you....
vp- how did Dalziell get the nic name big tank?
vossy- Bradd collected goldfish for a hobby and he got that many he had to buy this new big tank from sea world to hold all the f@ckers
vp- are you for real man, he got the nic name from a big fish tank?
vossy- yer weird cat vman, thats why we took Staker, both got weird hobbies
vp- what you mean voss man
vossy- well f#ck mate, 1 collects goldfish and the other has a god damn tan fetish
vp- thanks for that mate, its just that i started a thread on bigfooty stating his new nic name is big tank and they dont believe me
vossy- yer read that thread vman, absolute ripper thread, best yet......mate any thought on the contract?
vp- vossy if you mention it again ill dead set give you a backhander

vp hangs up while voss keeps talking.

 

[HollyLovesWCE]

^^^ LOL! gd stuff... thats the second post that has made me cry-laugh in 10 minutes

 

[wce4premiership]

Lol.

I like this one

Can we use it?

 

[Marlin01]

I think you rang the wrong number and got through to Greg Mattews instead.

 

[Haydos]

Pretty sure the rest of the team will call him whatever they want. Doubt they check to see if the people on bigfooty have any good suggestions.

 

[greennick]

Triple Deak.

That was the ice hockey move in the mighty ducks.

Flying V >>>> Daylight >>>> Triple Deke (not Deak dumb arse )

 

[archiemoses]

Flying V >>>> Daylight >>>> Triple Deke (not Deak dumb arse )

I was always more of a fan of the knucklepuck shot. It was unstoppable.

 

[greennick]

I was always more of a fan of the knucklepuck shot. It was unstoppable.

I forgot that one, had to youtube it:

[YOUTUBE]oqq-glymrRs[/YOUTUBE]

Haha, I just realised that fat kid is Kenan Thompson who is on SNL now.

 

[Vincent Proud]

Pretty sure the rest of the team will call him whatever they want. Doubt they check to see if the people on bigfooty have any good suggestions.

You got a diploma in stating the obvious Haydos? Sometimes you just run with the gag mate, dont make me ring Vossy again. If you dont have any sought of sence of humour, start a thread with which player has the most goal assists, and post averages and stats.
Other than that....................















go and have a look in the store named rent a humour.Actually go and get some funny material off Mick Martyn or Ivan Milat.

 

[alinghi]

"Doonesbury" - comic strip with character named B.D.
"B-Diddy" - stolen from NBA player Baron Davis
"The Dentist" - BD(S), the abbreviation for bachelor of dental surgery

 

[dajesmac]

I vote B-Diddy!!!

 

[mattdamon12]

Where's big Gunnar Longshanks at?
Jack Noff
Ben Dover
Willie Stroker

 

[Winky]

Could be Pascoe from the TV show "Dalzeil & Pascoe"

 

[HollyLovesWCE]

just wanted to bring this up again... how about DalZilla, its catchy

 

[FKASC]

I didn’t realise just how widespread the club’s drug problem was until I read this

 

[matt_bas]

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I didn’t realise just how widespread the club’s drug problem was until I read this

Quality bumb

 

[avishka5]

I vote B-Diddy!!!

Yeah nah.

 

[dajesmac]

Yeah nah.

it's not too late

 

[squashface]

Razzle is still Dazzling our board 4 years post delisting.

 

[FKASC]

Could really do with his run and carry IMO

 

[SloppyJoe]

God I miss Big Tank.

 

[RookiePick]

Just shows how many shit trucks we have had on the list when I look back fondly at Dalziell.

 

[FKASC]

Just shows how many shit trucks we have had on the list when I look back fondly at Dalziell.

 

[liam123]

Gotta say I was a big tank fan and hated his delisting