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When Brian sent me his list of the top 18 prospects it was written entirely in capital letters, so I've tried to moderate it a little while keeping his descriptions generally the same.
Pick 1 - GWS - Lachie Whitfield
A magnificent specimen from the Dandenong Stingrays footy factory, he can run all day this lad and the Giants have an absolute steal when he falls all the way down to pick 1, WOWEE!
Pick 2 - GWS - Jon O'Rourke
Superstar midfielder out of the Calder Cannons footy factory, he just keeps racking up the ball like my man Michael 'The Magnet' Barlow
Pick 3 - GWS - Jimmy Toumpas
Jimmy 'The Human Meatball' Toumpas had a massive moment in the SANFL finals where he UNLOADED THE BIGGEST BARREL OF HIS CAREER FROM 65
Pick 4 - Melbourne - Joe Daniher
Son of Neale Daniher and the brother of Terry, this magnificent forward comes from the Calder Cannons footy factory. I can't see him lasting til pick 10 so Melbourne pick him up here to work with big Jack Watts, lets hope he can kick better than you Richo!!
Pick 5 - Bulldogs - Brodie Grundy
Out of the Sturt footy factory comes the huge man Grundy, he reminds me of Big Boy McEvoy and you can just see him putting up his dukes and taking some HUGE grabs for the Bulldogs, I bet you wish you'd been kicking to him Darce!
Pick 6 - Bulldogs - Oliver Wines
The Bulldogs replace my man Lindsay Gilbee with a real hard nut from the Bendigo Pioneers footy factory, this magnificent young man plays just like Hayden 'The Cheese Grater' Crozier
Pick 7 - Port Adelaide - Sam Mayes
Excitement machine from the Calder Cannons footy factory, sensational talent to watch with his pinpoint kicks inside 50, you can just picture him sending one in to my man Angus Mon-Freeeeezzz!
Pick 8 - Brisbane - Jake Stringer
Barrel Boy Jake Stringer is a huge man from Bendigo, he's snapped his leg last year because he wasn't training with The Weapon but if he can replace Big Jonathon Brown then OH BOY!
Pick 9 - Richmond - Nick Vlastuin
Tigger Vlastuin is the perfect fit for the Tigers and he'll be an MCG specialist just like Andrew Krakkaaaa!! What do you think Richo?
Pick 10 - Essendon - Liam Jurrah
Melbourne stole their man at pick 4 so the Bombers get one back with the EXCITEMENT MACHINE out of the Northern Territory, you can just see him sending one in to KYYYYYLE HARDINGHAM. I can't wait til The Weapon gets his hands on this young man
Pick 11 - Carlton - Jesse Lonergan
Probably the best player to come out of Tasmania since the late great Matthew Richardson and he can sell some serious hand candy
Pick 12 - GWS - Dayle Garlett
BOY OH BOY there's been a bit of controversy with this lad, I think he should move into the garage like Ahmed Saad because he's got UNBELIEVABLE talent
Pick 13 - Gold Coast - Mason Wood
From the Geelong Falcons footy factory under my man Micky Turner, Mason Wood must be a surefire future superstar!
Pick 14 - GWS - Taylor Garner
Straight out of the Dandenong Falcons footy factory he plays just like Nate Fyfe the Knife and can take some UNBELIEVABLE marks
Pick 15 - North Melbourne - Josh Simpson
With his RAKING kicks inside 50 you can just picture him TEARING down the wing in front of a massive North Melbourne crowd, BOY OH BOY!
Pick 16 - Geelong - Troy Menzel
Geelong pick up Troy Menzel under the father/son rule with his old man already looking like a superstar with the Cats, he can kick some MIRACLE goals!
Pick 17 - Fremantle - Jackson Macrae
Freo pick up the perfect young man who'll be the Subiaco Specialist, and he'll be roving the taps of big man Aaron Sandy-lands with CLAANNNNCEEEE Pearce for years to come
Pick 18 - Collingwood - Anthony Tipungwuti
The mighty Magpies need a replacement for my man Neon Leon Davis THE IGNITOR, and they get that here with a young man out of the Tiwi Islands footy factory who can sell some serious foot candy, BOY OH BOY WOWEE!
Pick 1 - GWS - Lachie Whitfield
A magnificent specimen from the Dandenong Stingrays footy factory, he can run all day this lad and the Giants have an absolute steal when he falls all the way down to pick 1, WOWEE!
Pick 2 - GWS - Jon O'Rourke
Superstar midfielder out of the Calder Cannons footy factory, he just keeps racking up the ball like my man Michael 'The Magnet' Barlow
Pick 3 - GWS - Jimmy Toumpas
Jimmy 'The Human Meatball' Toumpas had a massive moment in the SANFL finals where he UNLOADED THE BIGGEST BARREL OF HIS CAREER FROM 65
Pick 4 - Melbourne - Joe Daniher
Son of Neale Daniher and the brother of Terry, this magnificent forward comes from the Calder Cannons footy factory. I can't see him lasting til pick 10 so Melbourne pick him up here to work with big Jack Watts, lets hope he can kick better than you Richo!!
Pick 5 - Bulldogs - Brodie Grundy
Out of the Sturt footy factory comes the huge man Grundy, he reminds me of Big Boy McEvoy and you can just see him putting up his dukes and taking some HUGE grabs for the Bulldogs, I bet you wish you'd been kicking to him Darce!
Pick 6 - Bulldogs - Oliver Wines
The Bulldogs replace my man Lindsay Gilbee with a real hard nut from the Bendigo Pioneers footy factory, this magnificent young man plays just like Hayden 'The Cheese Grater' Crozier
Pick 7 - Port Adelaide - Sam Mayes
Excitement machine from the Calder Cannons footy factory, sensational talent to watch with his pinpoint kicks inside 50, you can just picture him sending one in to my man Angus Mon-Freeeeezzz!
Pick 8 - Brisbane - Jake Stringer
Barrel Boy Jake Stringer is a huge man from Bendigo, he's snapped his leg last year because he wasn't training with The Weapon but if he can replace Big Jonathon Brown then OH BOY!
Pick 9 - Richmond - Nick Vlastuin
Tigger Vlastuin is the perfect fit for the Tigers and he'll be an MCG specialist just like Andrew Krakkaaaa!! What do you think Richo?
Pick 10 - Essendon - Liam Jurrah
Melbourne stole their man at pick 4 so the Bombers get one back with the EXCITEMENT MACHINE out of the Northern Territory, you can just see him sending one in to KYYYYYLE HARDINGHAM. I can't wait til The Weapon gets his hands on this young man
Pick 11 - Carlton - Jesse Lonergan
Probably the best player to come out of Tasmania since the late great Matthew Richardson and he can sell some serious hand candy
Pick 12 - GWS - Dayle Garlett
BOY OH BOY there's been a bit of controversy with this lad, I think he should move into the garage like Ahmed Saad because he's got UNBELIEVABLE talent
Pick 13 - Gold Coast - Mason Wood
From the Geelong Falcons footy factory under my man Micky Turner, Mason Wood must be a surefire future superstar!
Pick 14 - GWS - Taylor Garner
Straight out of the Dandenong Falcons footy factory he plays just like Nate Fyfe the Knife and can take some UNBELIEVABLE marks
Pick 15 - North Melbourne - Josh Simpson
With his RAKING kicks inside 50 you can just picture him TEARING down the wing in front of a massive North Melbourne crowd, BOY OH BOY!
Pick 16 - Geelong - Troy Menzel
Geelong pick up Troy Menzel under the father/son rule with his old man already looking like a superstar with the Cats, he can kick some MIRACLE goals!
Pick 17 - Fremantle - Jackson Macrae
Freo pick up the perfect young man who'll be the Subiaco Specialist, and he'll be roving the taps of big man Aaron Sandy-lands with CLAANNNNCEEEE Pearce for years to come
Pick 18 - Collingwood - Anthony Tipungwuti
The mighty Magpies need a replacement for my man Neon Leon Davis THE IGNITOR, and they get that here with a young man out of the Tiwi Islands footy factory who can sell some serious foot candy, BOY OH BOY WOWEE!
