Camry Cat causes Camry Crow to speed

[Gray Day]

No, for once it's not Dangerfraud's cat making headlines.

You might remember Jenny Talia being charged with speeding recently. It gets better worse:

Adelaide’s Daniel Talia has admitted to speeding but blamed his vomiting cat for distracting him.

The backman was caught travelling 96km/h in a 60km/h zone on Adelaide’s Southern Expressway in February, the Adelaide Advertiser report .

Talia’s lawyer David Edwardson, QC, told the court his client was distracted by the sick cat in the back seat and did not see a reduced speed sign.

What a backstabber! Blames his poor cat when he knows that it can't talk or defend itself!!

s**t bloke

 

[Retired Jimmy]

How old are you????..........seriously!

 

[Gray Day]

How old are you????..........seriously!

How mature is Jenny?

Pathetic 'dog ate my homework' excuse in court

 

[Crouch2Crouch]

Slow news day?
Divvy

 

[Silvagnis]

Adelaide is too small to have a fire brigade.

Cat stayed in Adelaide after signing a deal with Balfours.

 

[Gray Day]

You couldn't make this up! He actually used his poor cat as an excuse in court!

 

[David Schwarz]

#imminentshitfight

 

[Goo_]

what is that on his lip?????

 

[David Schwarz]

what is that on his lip?????

Cat goo.

 

[Crouch2Crouch]

what is that on his lip?????

Cat vomit.
Did you actually read the article

 

[Devington]

what is that on his lip?????

High username to answer correlation detected.

 

[Beats28772]

Poor sick pussy

 

[The Lyncha]

#divvythisshit #Melto

 

[dav3]

Crows flogs are applauding him for driving so dangerously because he was saving the life of his poor cat........ even though there is no mention ANYWHERE of him taking it to the vet, it was just carsick

 

[Gray Day]

#divvythisshit #Melto

The Lyncha = #welcher

 

[Fritzl]

Because speeding is such a better idea than pulling off to the side of the road, plastic franchise and plastic brains .

 

[RandB]

Wtf, this needed a QC?

...and no, I'm not referring to a queasy cat.

 

[Rankor]

I speed for pussy too.

 

[dav3]

Wtf, this needed a QC?

...and no, I'm not referring to a queasy cat.

Maybe they get a free one after paying so much money trying to fight their Tippettgate charges

 

[Jello_B]

Was it Dangerfields cat?

 

[Silvagnis]

In an affadavit filed with the court, Talia said he was returning from holding a coaching clinic at Middleton with his partner, dog and kitten when he was clocked speeding.

“At the time of my offending, one of my animals had become violently ill and threw up,” Talia said.

“This distracted my attention momentarily to ensure that it was okay and remained in the back area of the car.”

Does the cat talk?



Mark Robinson and Essendon would applaud Talia's lawyer and his white noise.

His partner must have been too busy taking notes to focus on the cat.

 

[ryanUstar]

Why is it an expressway when the limit is 60km/hr

Oh its Adelaide

 

[Gray Day]

Why is it an expressway when the limit is 60km/hr

Oh its Adelaide

Yes friend the limits are terrible here

 

[royals1922]

Did Jenny mention how he smeared whiskas over his john Thomas and the cat reacted badly after it tried to eat it.

 

[Bayer_]

Yes friend the limits are terrible here

Is that the one-way freeway, that changes direction every afternoon?