Carlton Board Troll Thread - Merry Xmas

[blue gunslinger]

Compooter crap is rocket science for me ( my dad is one so funny joke)

 

[celtic_pride]

Any Hawk fan who tries to throw crap here, I suppose we could chuck an 'INJUNCTION' at them

 

[blues4flag]

Compooter crap is rocket science for me ( my dad is one so funny joke)

Your dad's a computer or a rocket scientist?

Either way, smart family.

 

[Silvagnis]

Bloody Russell and Thornton!

Wait, that's just regular programming.

 

[thecotch]

carlton are just the greatest.

 

[mediumsizered]

Didn't the first settlers use to murder aboriginals at will? Whose shame is that?

Also interesting to note that at the height of his career, Aboriginal fast bowler, Eddie Gilbert, was allegedly overlooked for an Ashes tour of England on the basis that the Australian Cricket authorities knew that the Australian players would be meeting the Royal Family whilst in England & it was not considered appropriate for an indigenous person to be introduced to the Royal Family. This was during a similar period as when the Doug Nicholls 'snub' occurred.

 

[mediumsizered]

carlton are just the greatest.

This thread is for trolling, not for stating the bleeding obvious, but thanks for your honesty.

 

[thecotch]

This thread is for trolling, not for stating the bleeding obvious, but thanks for your honesty.

Just thought I'd try a bit of reverse psychology!!! My nose is now 10 inches long!!!

 

[beez]

I got a photo of Smurph and Squib getting it on in the toilets of a well known bar at Docklands. I would post n00dz but I don't wanna be carded...

 

[Sam The Doc]

I got a photo of Smurph and Squib getting it on in the toilets of a well known bar at Docklands. I would post n00dz but I don't wanna be carded...

great to hear,more reason for them both to stay together with the baggers for many yrs to come

 

[mediumsizered]

Shameful.. as usual

Nicky Winmar says hello.

 

[mediumsizered]

Hilarious, you guys can't handle your own troll thread

We are fine with it, except when a known Collingwood supporting troll, who has been banned more often than I have had hot dinners, disguises himself as an Essendon supporter to get in some really low 'blows'. I'm still pondering whether he was too ashamed to admit to being a Collingwood supporter, or trying to avoid the inevitable banning that would come his way, courtesy of Admin.

 

[Loramarthalas]

Shameful.. as usual

Yeah, like Damian Monkhurst never threw around a racist epithet in his whole career. That guy was frogmarched into how different 'face to face counselling' sessions? He abused every indigenous player in the league at one point or another. Straight out racist, just like the Collingwood fans.

 

[mediumsizered]

No comparison.. read the artice.. one of footballs most shameful moments in history.. way to go guys

That happened more than 70 years ago, at a time when indigenous people weren't even recognised under the constitution. Monkhorst's disgraceful display happened in the modern era & was borne out of nothing more than pure racism, not the ignorance & English snobbishness that prevailed in this country back in those pre-World War II days.

 

[mediumsizered]

More excuses.. sledging is common place in all modern day sports.. please stop trying to compare it to your clubs heinous and disgraceful act

So you are justifying racism. We can only assume therefore that you were among the many ferals at Victoria Park who also made racist remarks towards Nicky Winmar on that 'infamous' day. You must be so proud.

 

[thylacine60]

I got a photo of Smurph and Squib getting it on in the toilets of a well known bar at Docklands. I would post n00dz but I don't wanna be carded...

No way. 4 into 3 won't go.

 

[blue gunslinger]

More excuses.. sledging is common place in all modern day sports.. please stop trying to compare it to your clubs heinous and disgraceful act

Because the Pies are so squeaky clean

 

[blue gunslinger]

 

[blue gunslinger]

 

[Cruiser23]

Because the Pies are so squeaky clean

Next avatar?

 

[Styxx]

I'm sure that's upsetting for anyone over 50

But I was priveledged to see the very first AFL premiership and 3 Navy blue wooden spoons entrench your club as the worst of the millenium

So in only 8 of 1000 years we have become the worst club of all?

Nah, more like we will be the greatest, but needed to create some real competition for the other 15 clubs or more to vie or something realistic.

For......the.......oh....damnit he got red carded. Can I still call him a filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding trashbag magpie?

 

[Koutafidamedis]

Carlton are the most over hyped team in the world. Why they get all this attention is beyond me. They have the worst forward line, the worst midfield, the worst back line and yet they expect to get into the eight. Then to top it off they have a merc as their captain who is useless as he is always injured. Why do we all keep constantly talking about them on these boards?.

Ban this guy lol

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

No animals were hurt during the making of this thread .... a small furry bridge dwelling one might have been run over by admin however. The moderators while commending admin's impeccable taste offered no assistance in the aforementioned running over, reversing and running over again.

We did however set up a roadside stall selling reasonably priced roadkill troll burgers. Buy two and get a free coke.*

* Nobody tell Ben.

 

[blue gunslinger]

Next avatar?

that or this?

 

[Cruiser23]

that or this?

Tough choice

Seriously, the second by the length of the Hume Highway.........though the first is still quite entertaining