Cats have the flu now ...

[Bulldog Brent]

Did we give it to them on purpose? Our September tactics might just be working ....

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/flu-floors-cats/story-e6frf9jf-1225906845074

 

[burto]

bah you diseased bastards

imagine if all the other finals contenders get sick, the doggies would recover first and win the flag lol!!

 

[Kelvin31]

bah you diseased bastards

imagine if all the other finals contenders get sick, the doggies would recover first and win the flag lol!!

Cool, we could end up being the Steve Bradbury of the AFL!

 

[Chicago1]

bah you diseased bastards

imagine if all the other finals contenders get sick, the doggies would recover first and win the flag lol!!

That's the plan of Rodney Eade, our Mastermind! (That title sounds vaguely familiar! )

 

[boydsno1]

Hmm so i hope the collingwood fans saying it was just an excuse shut the hell up. By the cats getting it after playing us it shows that our boys really where sick.

 

[cosmicr]

Hmm so i hope the collingwood fans saying it was just an excuse shut the hell up. By the cats getting it after playing us it shows that our boys really where sick.

except that lonergan didnt play us, AND I bet you the cats will still win this week.

 

[murphy2bedabest]

when i saw it i thought yes our master plan in in full swing

 

[boydsno1]

except that lonergan didnt play us, AND I bet you the cats will still win this week.

Yes but it says a few more of the players are coming down with it. It only takes one to spread it to the rest.

 

[DoggyStyle]

How about list of Big Footy Bulldog Martyrs who are willing to be infected with the swine flu (or equivilant) and attend every opposition club in the top 8's training sessions, media conferences, public appearance, etc, etc with the aim of infecting as many players and officals as possible.

I am willing to pledge an allegiance for the greater good of our premiership aspirations, "Viva la Bulldogs" let the Flu War begin

 

[BGDM]

Its a shame we didn't play Saints the week before and the Pies this week.

 

[WWWombat]

How about list of Big Footy Bulldog Martys who are willing to be infected with the swine flu (or equivilant) and attend every opposition club in the top 8's training sessions, media conferences, public appearance, etc, etc with the aim of infecting as many players and officals as possible.

I am willing to pledge an allegiance for the greater good of our premiership aspirations, "Viva la Bulldogs" let the Flu War begin

Do we have to have the name Marty to join your revolution, McFly?

 

[Dazb86]

Chemical warfare.

 

[TempleKelvington]

ok....Swine flu derives from Pigs, bird flue from from.....um birds....., Canine flu from dogs.... (that's us).

Does that mean that cats now Canine flu that morphed into pussy flu?

Sounds bad I know I wouldn't want pussy flu....let's hope we gave it too them.

PS....I hope they have their regulation handbags handy with required drugs inside.....supply should not be an issue they have a man on the inside.

 

[Missy Maxi]

Sorry, but ........ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
This is the funniest/best news I have heard all season, hehehehe xoxo

 

[BWFC]

ok....Swine flu derives from Pigs, bird flue from from.....um birds....., Canine flu from dogs.... (that's us).

Does that mean that cats now Canine flu that morphed into pussy flu?

Sounds bad I know I wouldn't want pussy flu....let's hope we gave it too them.

PS....I hope they have their regulation handbags handy with required drugs inside.....supply should not be an issue they have a man on the inside.

Judging by how soft we were Saturday night maybe we had pussy flu too?

 

[Scroater]

I'm absolutely gobsmacked that Geelong could blame us for their infections.

Apart from the 3 minutes after the game that we spent shaking their hands, we didn't get close enough to them all night to bother them with our virus.

In fact I would say that we did our darndest NOT to infect them and ruin their finals campaign.

 

[DoggyStyle]

Do we have to have the name Marty to join your revolution, McFly?

edited for accuracy

 

[stefoid]

I know how we could get pies and saints players infected with the flu, but it would probably be moderated.

 

[X_box_X]

I wouldn't mind attending opposition training sessions and sneezing on their key players.

 

[lifesaver]

If the blues beat Gelong who have "our" Flu by 100 points would that change anyones mind about our chances in september??

 

[maddog37]

If my Aunty had nuts would she be my Uncle?

 

[Dry Rot]

The Cats are calling this the flu. Most of the flu around now is swine flu. If it is and given that they would have a vaccination, this is not good news for the rest of us.