Clarko tells the MAINLAND to go and get FLIPPED

[Jazny]

'I'd be putting my hand up': Clarkson considers prospect of coaching a Tasmanian AFL team

Four-time premiership coach Alastair Clarkson expresses interest in being in charge of a Tasmanian club, should the AFL give the state its own team.

www.abc.net.au

"Certainly from this far out... I'd be putting my hand up big time to get involved in such an exciting venture" - Alistair (Master Coach) Clarkson on coaching the MIGHTy TASMANIAN D*VILS!! What a proud football club we are to have the best coach in the history of the AFL wanting to coach our incredible team! Why can't supposed powerhouses of the AFL like Collingwood and Carlton attract such an incredible coach but our beautiful state can? Carlton had to settle for Crazy Vossy after they begged Clarko to come to their club.

 

[ChappyUK]

I was always suspicious but I think we can now confirm it.

Clarko is TazHawk15

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Is TazHawk15 suspended again?

 

[Stronzo]

I’ve got a great idea, we should design everything for this team!

I’ve already got the team motto sorted. Now any team motto should be written in Latin, that way it makes it seem like you’re more intellectual - and Tassie needs all the help it can get in that department!

So here it is:
duo capita melius quam unus et cognatus meus est calidus

What do you think Jazny ?

 

[Plugger35]

Clarko probably likes Tassie because he feels normal sized with all the elves and hobbits living down there.

 

[Stronzo]

Clarko probably likes Tassie because he feels normal sized with all the elves and hobbits living down there.

And lesser risk of being set on fire.

 

[zackah]

If Clarko wanted to coach a team that doesn’t exist he could have just waited for Norf in about 3 years.

 

[Jazny]

If Clarko wanted to coach a team that doesn’t exist he could have just waited for Norf in about 3 years.

Says the guy with an Essenbourne Melbourne logo. What a horrible little bandwagonner.

 

[zackah]

Says the guy with an Essenbourne Melbourne logo. What a horrible little bandwagonner.

Get around us

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Says the guy with an Essenbourne Melbourne logo. What a horrible little bandwagonner.

2 Taswegians on the list, 1 of them playing tonight. Get around us

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Get around us

I am with you all on the Dees bandwagon Eazy Z

Also Tassie is a rubbish dump that doesn't deserve its own team, it's only famous because of Errol Flynn and they filmed LOTR Trilogy there or New Zealand.

Finally Tassie Beer and Ale sucks ass.

#EveryHeartBeatsTrue

 

[GudOnya]

I am with you all on the Dees bandwagon Eazy Z

Also Tassie is a rubbish dump that doesn't deserve its own team, it's only famous because of Errol Flynn and they filmed LOTR Trilogy there or New Zealand.

Finally Tassie Beer and Ale sucks ass.

#EveryHeartBeatsTrue

Some of the best whiskey in the country though.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Clarko is TazHawk15

Unpossible, Clarko isn’t a parrot.

 

[Jazny]

I am with you all on the Dees bandwagon Eazy Z

Also Tassie is a rubbish dump that doesn't deserve its own team, it's only famous because of Errol Flynn and they filmed LOTR Trilogy there or New Zealand.

Finally Tassie Beer and Ale sucks ass.

#EveryHeartBeatsTrue

Why did your club beg Clarko to be their coach so much and completely embarrass themselves infront of the nation when he rejected you for my BEAUTIFUL Tasmania??

 

[Jazny]

Post your tears and jealousy that OUR legendary Coach Clarkson has officially joined REAL Tasmania and is going to help us get an AFL team!!!!

CLARKO COUP: Legendary coach joins Tasmanian bid

Four-time premiership mastermind Alastair Clarkson joins Tasmania's bid for an AFL licence

www.afl.com.au

 

[A Cut Above]

I’ve got a great idea, we should design everything for this team!

Watchout Clarko, you just became coach of the Tasmanian Jeffs!

 

[hawkman]

In 5 years time he will almost be as senile as Sheedy was at GWS