Society & Culture Classic/funny pick up lines

[Kruges!]

This is a continuance of a thread (see below) about some classic pick up lines. I personally don't use them, I don't particularly see the point of them but seeing as that thread was back in '03, it'd be interesting to hear of any more pick up lines you know of, have used, have been used on you etc...

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=57153

 

[half_back_flank]

Why use a pick up line when you can just lie about yourself? Success rate is much greater.

 

[HarryTiger]

I've always found that "how's that rohypnol going down?" to be quite an effective line.

 

[kwame]

Why use a pick up line when you can just lie about yourself? Success rate is much greater.

lied to a chick i met at a pub a few weeks ago about myself thinking id probably blow the opportunity or id never see her again. still seeing each other so im having to keep up the lie. kinda spewing i wasnt honest from the start now

 

[E Shed]

"Care for a spot of horizontal folk dancing?" has always proven a winner for me.

 

[_Christoh_]

"What would you say to 10 inches on the slack?"

9/10 will say show me

 

[half_back_flank]

lied to a chick i met at a pub a few weeks ago about myself thinking id probably blow the opportunity or id never see her again. still seeing each other so im having to keep up the lie. kinda spewing i wasnt honest from the start now

Yeah, it has the tendency to backfire every now and again. Well done on the commitment tho.

 

[krisholio14]

"What would you say to 10 inches on the slack?"

9/10 will say show me

At least it's showing them you've got a good sense of humour.

 

[ClarkeM]

Point at her... catch her attention. Then when she's wondering what the **** you're doing, she walks over to you. You say "You see? I knew if I fingered you long enough you'd come"
Not to happy to share the success rate though

 

[Bodicifer]

"Do you mind if it's only half a foot....around?"

 

[kaysee]

Might have been said in the other thread... classic Jimmy Carr (English comedian):

"Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"


Never used many actual p/u lines myself, just more what feels right at the time (most of the time end up saying nothing and walking away... only to look back thinking "Should have said this/that... it would have been great.")

Did meet a hot looking tourist once. She was new in town and so naturally offered myself as a tour guide and to show her the sites. She accepted so I did

 

[RickSanchez]

Are you Jamaican?
Coz jamaican' me crazy.

Do you come with the car?
Oh you hehehhe

My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself
*swoon*

 

[aaronm46]

Why use a pick up line when you can just lie about yourself? Success rate is much greater.

 

[Juddy88]

I've always found that "how's that rohypnol going down?" to be quite an effective line.

Reminds me. I asked my girlfriend if she enjoyed the rohypnol party the other night. She asked me, "what rohypnol party?"... I said, exactly.

 

[Plugger35]

Are your parents ******ed?
Because you're special.

Works like a charm every time.

 

[darsh!]

Daddy's home.

 

[BILC]

Wish you were a door so i could bang you all day

Do you come with tartare sauce? because youre a great catch

 

[Copulator]

i may not be the best looking guy in the room, but i'm the only guy talking to you!

 

[EVERYHAWKUNITE]

You're all as sharp as nut bread... you all think like squirrels and are doughing nothing all along.

Scrambled for your enjoyment.

No it is more a throwaway line I have to admit but it is good.

 

[Lionfan17]

Knowing my luck I'll get carded for this.

(For my fellow aboriginals)

"Got any aboriginal in ya?"

"no"

"Want some?"

 

[Big Cox]

I like these ones

Grab a piece of ice, walk over to a girl, drop it and step on it then say "now the ice is broken my name is ...."

For the more crude try

**** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Hey cutie, how about a pizza and a ****?, yeh nah i dont like pizza either

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

Do you live on a chicken farm? Regardless your quite good at raising *****

 

[Sportman1987]

It's not so much about the line as it is about eyecontact & pants that flaunt the bulge. Do this right & they come to you.

 

[royboy2]

I
Grab a piece of ice, walk over to a girl, drop it and step on it then say "now the ice is broken How about a F**K?"

EFA

 

[vonn]

If I said your body was bad, would you hold it against me?

Are you wearing space pants? Cause that ass is out of the world.

Can I have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Are your parents terrorists? Cause you're the bomb.

 

[half_back_flank]

EFA

Good solid edit there.